LXR
I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made
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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble
- Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
- Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
- Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
- Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
- Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
- No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
- Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos
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