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LXR

LXR

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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

  • Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
  • Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
  • Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
  • Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
  • Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
  • No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
  • Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos
So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason
 
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@BigJimsWornOutTires @optimisticzoomer @Aën Fаrhis
 
on my soul this dude has a 3 inch cock
 
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@Mogs Me @petsmart
 
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constantly tearing condoms, whoops I tore two, "thats all I brought....is it cool if we keep going"
 
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How big dick niggas look at you back after walking past you to reassure u that u brushed against their big ass dildx

IMG 9070
 
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tales from the slums of bagdhad
 
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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

  • Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
  • Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
  • Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
  • Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much XYZ, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
  • Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
  • No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason
pm me cock pics now
 
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constantly tearing condoms, whoops I tore two, "thats all I brought....is it cool if we keep going"
Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos
 
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Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos
this nigga cannot be serious
 
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did u tell anyone?
Nah I saw it on news lmao. The tv at the tea stall had the news channel on. I was like damn, time to use that money on some wine
 
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This is @hopecel's manifesto :feelscry:
 
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really what you stupid african piece of stepped on shit
OP be like
yeah bro turns out she was a serial killer

dumbass nigger says

is this true ?
 
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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

  • Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
  • Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
  • Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
  • Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much XYZ, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
  • Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
  • No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason
tell me about it brotha
 
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How big dick niggas look at you back after walking past you to reassure u that u brushed against their big ass dildx

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Nah man thats gay as fuck. But I got my straight friends weirdly obsessed about my dick. Like I am wondering, even my fwbs dont bother this much, but this guy looking at me with them sultry eyes. Like what nigga, what do you really want huh
 
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fag posting is bannable
oh my bad mods im not gay dds ill send a vid of me beating it to a woman of your choice if you need proof

my apologies
 
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oh my bad mods im not gay dds ill send a vid of me beating it to a woman of your choice if you need proof

my apologies
its alright lmao
 
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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

  • Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
  • Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
  • Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
  • Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much XYZ, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
  • Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
  • No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason

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Yeah You are definitely an outlier while being on .org
 
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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

  • Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
  • Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
  • Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
  • Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
  • Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
  • No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
  • Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos
So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason
hello chatgpt
 
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hello chatgpt
Put this in Chatgpt and ask it whether AI was used to generate it. I bet my entire house it will say no. I can see grammatical mistakes right now after 4 spellcheck edits.
 
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Put this in Chatgpt and ask it whether AI was used to generate it. I bet my entire house it will say no. I can see grammatical mistakes right now after 4 spellcheck edits.
nigga you really wrote that cucked fantasy without using ai?:feelsuhh:
 
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Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

  • Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
  • Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
  • Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
  • Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
  • Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
  • No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
  • Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos
So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason
what is big
 
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I have a problem with the toilet bowl it keeps touching it so I have to hold it
 
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