Cops aren't real

[Mealworm]

Man, cops aren't real. I feel like I'm in a sitcom every time I have to deal with them. Not only that, but it's a universal truth. You see dozens of incidents that happen with cops every day, and that's solely in the USA. I saw this one video where one cop shot another off duty cop, lmao, they gotta be making these people in factories

 

[Mealworm]

It's like that one Twilight Zone episode. They keep making clones of these people, and with every iteration, the clones become even shittier and more mediocre

 

[Bojack]

Yea fuck cops dude