Cristiano Ronaldo has genuinely had the best life ever

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Cristiano Ronaldo 2009-2012 has prolly lived the best life in history. He was 24-27 in his prime years, peak of his looks, sex symbol, had a second growth spurt, perfect body, he was thirsted over by american actresses when nobody watches football in the usa. He was also a multimillionaire, at the top of his athletic abilities, destroying teams at ease. Mad summer stories in Las Vegas. Had supermodel Irina Shayk and all women at his feet, millions of fans who would do anything for him. That iconic dark hair, that tan, that look, that charisma, always making opponents shush. Sad to know you'll never live that life
 
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he peaked 22-32
 
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All that to be jealous of Messi for the longest, not the best life ever when you want to be the best but are the second best
 
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He got that giga stacy irina shayk man ....
And he dumped her too JFL RESPECT
 
He got that giga stacy irina shayk man ....
And he dumped her too JFL RESPECT
Fuck him, she's hot asf, his new wife isn't hot
 
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Fuck him, she's hot asf, his new wife isn't hot
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Irina really is a giga stacy, surprised he didn't atleast breed her once. Ronaldos had the best life tbh
 
he's a very humble guy too
 
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Mirin, Ronaldo makes high iq choices too

- Went from living in a hut to having a mansion
- Used to live in the slums with his parents but now he owns a massive house.
- He outplays everyone in football literally the best player in the world.
- Refuses to take shit from anyone including fans who want to take a photo.
- Has a sexy thick wife

@asdvek
 
Cristiano Ronaldo 2009-2012 has prolly lived the best life in history. He was 24-27 in his prime years, peak of his looks, sex symbol, had a second growth spurt, perfect body, he was thirsted over by american actresses when nobody watches football in the usa. He was also a multimillionaire, at the top of his athletic abilities, destroying teams at ease. Mad summer stories in Las Vegas. Had supermodel Irina Shayk and all women at his feet, millions of fans who would do anything for him. That iconic dark hair, that tan, that look, that charisma, always making opponents shush. Sad to know you'll never live that life
bro u wont live it either so idk why ur posting this on da forum
 
no they're not, plus he could get any woman he wants so it's irrelevant
They rly are, ronaldo is no chad. What other woman would he get, "stacies" usually have worse bodies and are therefore less sexually attractive to many men
 
He was given HGH during his Man UTD. Days in 2001-2008 because the whole squad was over 6ft, he was left out.
 

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