thekey
biggest jester
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so since I am a 5.8 little jew I obviously have lifts in my shoes (lifts are key), so instead of being 5.8 i am 5.10 with lifts. anyways, its a normal day, and im in the gym changing room switching my normal shoes (with lifts) to my gym shoes. not a big deal. BUT, my curry hb who hardly speaks English and mainly hindu notices me adjusting my lifts in my shoes as im taking them off. I had no idea he was looking so I thought I could be stealthy. he was staring at my shoes the whole time and noticed I was pushing something in them.
i thought it was over, I might as well blow my head off at this point, but SOMEHOW, he's genuinely 40 iq. he thinks im hiding a vape in my shoes. idk how the fuck that would even work but he thinks that im stuffing a vape in my shoes and little curry boy starts yelling "THIS GUY HAS A VAPE IN HIS SHOE" in his little curry accent and I got in big doodoo by the manlet gym teacher, and now everyone thinks I vape
. which is MILESS BETTER than people knowing im a insecure little looksmaxxer. moral of the story is dont be friends with currys
i thought it was over, I might as well blow my head off at this point, but SOMEHOW, he's genuinely 40 iq. he thinks im hiding a vape in my shoes. idk how the fuck that would even work but he thinks that im stuffing a vape in my shoes and little curry boy starts yelling "THIS GUY HAS A VAPE IN HIS SHOE" in his little curry accent and I got in big doodoo by the manlet gym teacher, and now everyone thinks I vape
. which is MILESS BETTER than people knowing im a insecure little looksmaxxer. moral of the story is dont be friends with currys
may peace be upon you
