Cute russian foid who larped as a male uber driver picked me up

[User28823]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

 

[KellSS]

didn't ever get her number ?

 

[User28823]

didn't ever get her number ?

bruh it was prolly her boyfriends account she was using or some shit

im too high inhib to say i like her music taste u think im getting her number ?

 

[theblueprints]

What do you do for work

 

[User28823]

What do you do for work

software engineer + got lucky with memecoins + stream farming

 

[User28823]

my first b58...

taking it to get a pre purchase inspection on monday before i commit tho since it came from the north so wanna make sure its not cancer ridden with rust... rotors and calipers need to be replaced but i was gonna upgrade em anyway

holy fuckkkkk i want the PPI to turn out good so i can turn this into a monster

 

[Dancin]

i tipped her good just for that

cuck mentality

 

[User28823]

cuck mentality

it was only a $50 tip

 

[Dancin]

it was only a $50 tip

thats like 3 hours of minimum wage working

 

[cellularsasquatch]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

happy ending ?

 

[User28823]

happy ending ?

maybe in another life

 

[User28823]

thats like 3 hours of minimum wage working

for u perhaps

 

[mangotimer]

You should of faped in the car

 

[Dancin]

for u perhaps

its minimum wage its the lowest for everyone dumbass, i didnt say my wage i said "minimum wage"

 

[User28823]

You should of faped in the car

she was recording for 'safety'

u know those uber drivers with interior dash cams..

 

[User28823]

its minimum wage its the lowest for everyone dumbass, i didnt say my wage i said "minimum wage"
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thats tuff i think i'd rather kill myself than make that

 

[jeremyy]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

…in an alternate dimension.

 

[All-American]

have sex with her

 

[User28823]

prolly gonna get it wrapped nardo PPF as well... might do F82 m4 style body conversion because thats what i wanted the F82 to always be.. come in 6 speed AWD manual with a b58

 

[User28823]

holy fuckkkk so much i gotta do

coilovers
new wheels
m4 or m-sport body kit
ppf wrap
exhaust
intake
upgraded hpfp
tune
rotors+pads+calipers
tint
t51r turbo mod
..

why are my hobbies so expensive 🫩

 

[tansel]

holy fuckkkk so much i gotta do

coilovers
new wheels
m4 or m-sport body kit
ppf wrap
exhaust
intake
upgraded hpfp
tune
rotors+pads+calipers
tint
t51r turbo mod
..

why are my hobbies so expensive 🫩

how much is this going to cost lol

 

[User28823]

how much is this going to cost lol

10k-20k in mods alone, car was only 30k

 

[tansel]

10k-20k in mods alone, car was only 30k

wow 50k

are u not interested in surgery at all or do u not need it

 

[User28823]

wow 50k

are u not interested in surgery at all or do u not need it

dont need much done, never rly had insecurities about my face or problems getting attention from foids

 

[User28823]

…in an alternate dimension.

dnr

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

dnr

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[tansel]

dont need much done, never rly had insecurities about my face or problems getting attention from foids

wow