Cute russian foid who larped as a male uber driver picked me up

[User28823]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

 

[KellSS]

didn't ever get her number ?

 

[User28823]

didn't ever get her number ?

bruh it was prolly her boyfriends account she was using or some shit

im too high inhib to say i like her music taste u think im getting her number ?

 

[theblueprints]

What do you do for work

 

[User28823]

What do you do for work

software engineer + got lucky with memecoins + stream farming

 

[User28823]

my first b58...

taking it to get a pre purchase inspection on monday before i commit tho since it came from the north so wanna make sure its not cancer ridden with rust... rotors and calipers need to be replaced but i was gonna upgrade em anyway

holy fuckkkkk i want the PPI to turn out good so i can turn this into a monster

 

[Dancin]

i tipped her good just for that

cuck mentality

 

[User28823]

cuck mentality

it was only a $50 tip

 

[Dancin]

it was only a $50 tip

thats like 3 hours of minimum wage working

 

[cellularsasquatch]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

happy ending ?

 

[User28823]

happy ending ?

maybe in another life

 

[User28823]

thats like 3 hours of minimum wage working

for u perhaps

 

[mangotimer]

You should of faped in the car

 

[Dancin]

for u perhaps

its minimum wage its the lowest for everyone dumbass, i didnt say my wage i said "minimum wage"

 

[User28823]

You should of faped in the car

she was recording for 'safety'

u know those uber drivers with interior dash cams..

 

[User28823]

its minimum wage its the lowest for everyone dumbass, i didnt say my wage i said "minimum wage"
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thats tuff i think i'd rather kill myself than make that

 

[jeremyy]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

…in an alternate dimension.

 

[All-American]

have sex with her

 

[User28823]

prolly gonna get it wrapped nardo PPF as well... might do F82 m4 style body conversion because thats what i wanted the F82 to always be.. come in 6 speed AWD manual with a b58

 

[User28823]

holy fuckkkk so much i gotta do

coilovers
new wheels
m4 or m-sport body kit
ppf wrap
exhaust
intake
upgraded hpfp
tune
rotors+pads+calipers
tint
t51r turbo mod
..

why are my hobbies so expensive 🫩

 

[tansel]

holy fuckkkk so much i gotta do

coilovers
new wheels
m4 or m-sport body kit
ppf wrap
exhaust
intake
upgraded hpfp
tune
rotors+pads+calipers
tint
t51r turbo mod
..

why are my hobbies so expensive 🫩

how much is this going to cost lol

 

[User28823]

how much is this going to cost lol

10k-20k in mods alone, car was only 30k

 

[tansel]

10k-20k in mods alone, car was only 30k

wow 50k

are u not interested in surgery at all or do u not need it

 

[User28823]

wow 50k

are u not interested in surgery at all or do u not need it

dont need much done, never rly had insecurities about my face or problems getting attention from foids

 

[User28823]

…in an alternate dimension.

dnr

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

dnr

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[tansel]

dont need much done, never rly had insecurities about my face or problems getting attention from foids

wow

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

Holy shit that’s the car I am hoping to get next year. Mirin hard. I am thinking between an e400 or 440i. Tuff bro

 

[User28823]

Holy shit that’s the car I am hoping to get next year. Mirin hard. I am thinking between an e400 or 440i. Tuff bro

i've been waiting for months cuz they get snatched so quickly and finally got one in manual

the b58 is way more tuneable + better aftermarket support than the benz i imagine