“Dad bods” are cope

[OrbitMax]

foids never know what they want. They say they want a “dad bod” but then call Chris Bumstead a “perfect dad bod” when he’s a professional bodybuilder 20 weeks out from a competition. Never listen to a girl when wondering how to get any because in one breathe they will say “personality is all I look for” but then pick the good looking douchebag or let them selfs become a single mother at 18.

 

[Joeseminate]

An actual dad bod is a man with a failing liver, a massive stomach and a enlarged prostate

 

[OrbitMax]

An actual dad bod is a man with a failing liver, a massive stomach and a enlarged prostate

At 50 years old with a belly

 

[OrbitMax]

At 50 years old with a belly

“Beer belly”

 

[Acquiescence]

Insert Jason Momoa on vacay pic

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

why is no one pointing out that this is straight water

 

[OrbitMax]

why is no one pointing out that this is straight water

Ik it’s obvious I’m pretty sure they know too

 

[BR32]

Cbum is a dad bod

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Ik it’s obvious I’m pretty sure they know too

yeah i suppose, no hate intended g

i think seeing foids call cbum a dad bod is just proof they're retarded

also hive mind has an influence, like you can see people like austin wayne going out in public and asking girls to rate conventionally hot guys, most of the rates are absolute dogshit and do not mirror the comment section of the same guys' posts on social media. in that case they're just too afraid of seeming like simps in front of their girls in public or something.