Why Maasai jumps are utter cope

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1, no scientific backing pretty sure the idea is to bonesmash your heals but how the fuck would that work
And it would cause an acute angle to your foot if it worked.:forcedsmile:
2. The only reason the Maasai tribe is tall because the highest jumper would have the most chicks and would be the most desirable, hieght skews your jump to make it seem taller and taller people usually jump higher causing adaption so the tall gene would increase every generation.
3.Oscar Patel is a bum.
 
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1, no scientific backing pretty sure the idea is to bonesmash your heals but how the fuck would that work
And it would cause an acute angle to your foot if it worked.:forcedsmile:
2. The only reason the Maasai tribe is tall because the highest jumper would have the most chicks and would be the most desirable, hieght skews your jump to make it seem taller and taller people usually jump higher causing adaption so the tall gene would increase every generation.
3.Oscar Patel is a bum.
absolute water
 
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why do basketball guys get tall like not all but most, one of my friends is 6'6 and his parents are under 6'1
 
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why do basketball guys get tall like not all but most, one of my friends is 6'6 and his parents are under 6'1
It’s not the game that makes them tall it’s them being tall that makes them being good at the game
 
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1, no scientific backing pretty sure the idea is to bonesmash your heals but how the fuck would that work
And it would cause an acute angle to your foot if it worked.:forcedsmile:
2. The only reason the Maasai tribe is tall because the highest jumper would have the most chicks and would be the most desirable, hieght skews your jump to make it seem taller and taller people usually jump higher causing adaption so the tall gene would increase every generation.
3.Oscar Patel is a bum.
Didnt we left this shit in 2022
 
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WATER
 
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It’s not the game that makes them tall it’s them being tall that makes them being good at the game
most of my friends that are tall do basketball and their dad is 4-5 inches shorter than them
 
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maasai jump on yo shlong
 
Statisticly they either have talk mothers or some are on hieght drugs
idk what to say about drugs but no tall mothers, one of them ik for sure was maxing puberty like sleeping early many hours, exercising daily eating healthy all that maybe that was one of the factors but ik a guy like that guy neither just did some random bs fs not on height drugs and he is like 6'8 probably height is just mostly luck to some people
 
idk what to say about drugs but no tall mothers, one of them ik for sure was maxing puberty like sleeping early many hours, exercising daily eating healthy all that maybe that was one of the factors but ik a guy like that guy neither just did some random bs fs not on height drugs and he is like 6'8 probably height is just mostly luck to some people
Girl in profile?
 
Do you really think people believe it works here?
 

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