Dad found my jerk off lotion

[YoungRichNigga]

Dad was checking room this morning and foundmy jerk off lotion i hid in my closet.
the lotion didnt specifically say it was for sex or masterbation but he was skeptical and might have searched it up.
I just told him it was to moisturize my legs and arms.
JFL what should i do, would he able to empathize the horniess of teenagers?

i know if it was my mom it wouldve been worse but maybe my dad will understand me.

 

[SeiGun]

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[Ritalincel]

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[Krezo]

You should've stayed silent when he found it. The fact you brought up an excuse means he is even more suspicious. He deffo knows u use it to jerk off now.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

low t trait

Seeing you after a long time

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Lol @ having to use lube

 

[SeiGun]

Seeing you after a long time

just got bored

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Dad was checking room this morning and foundmy jerk off lotion i hid in my closet.
the lotion didnt specifically say it was for sex or masterbation but he was skeptical and might have searched it up.
I just told him it was to moisturize my legs and arms.
JFL what should i do, would he able to empathize the horniess of teenagers?

i know if it was my mom it wouldve been worse but maybe my dad will understand me.

why do you need lotion?

 

[Htobrother]

why do you need lotion?

Maybe feels better for him?

 

[Deleted member 1560]

just got bored

Had sex with your fwb?

 

[Deleted member 5875]

nigga just hide it better no one wants to see your jerk of lotion