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if your dick is not this big, i have bad news.

How can you cope with his girth and length, his dick literally is hitting her cervix (gspot). It's so over for dicklets, my nigga is pounding her cervix and she's feeling stretched out. This is the ideal penis ,measurements. I bet he's ugly asf with big dick halo. It's actually never began for 4 inch length cels. It's so over. penis size is unronically more important than height
 
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if your dick is not this big, i have bad news.

How can you cope with his girth and length, his dick literally is hitting her cervix (gspot). It's so over for dicklets, my nigga is pounding her cervix and she's feeling stretched out. This is the ideal penis ,measurements. I bet he's ugly asf with big dick halo.
Literally no way of knowing his big this dude's dick is, you realize that right?
That chick could be 6'3" or she could be 4'5" for all we know, and that puts his dick in a VERY wide range of sizes
at 3:15 when he grabs it he looks to be somewhere close to 8 inches because of how much of it he can grab. But it's possible he has massive hands, which puts him at bigger than 8 inches, but on the flip side he could have tiny hands, putting him at smaller than 8 inches.
 
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Literally no way of knowing his big this dude's dick is, you realize that right?
That chick could be 6'3" or she could be 4'5" for all we know, and that puts his dick in a VERY wide range of sizes
at 3:15 when he grabs it he looks to be somewhere close to 8 inches because of how much of it he can grab. But it's possible he has massive hands, which puts him at bigger than 8 inches, but on the flip side he could have tiny hands, putting him at smaller than 8 inches.

We've reached a theoretical level of cope
 
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if your dick is not this big, i have bad news.

How can you cope with his girth and length, his dick literally is hitting her cervix (gspot). It's so over for dicklets, my nigga is pounding her cervix and she's feeling stretched out. This is the ideal penis ,measurements. I bet he's ugly asf with big dick halo. It's actually never began for 4 inch length cels. It's so over. penis size is unronically more important than height
im slightly smaller than the guy in the vid, like an inch at most
nice black gal tho
 
im slightly smaller than the guy in the vid, like an inch at most
nice black gal tho
yeah bro, that girl is getting maximum pleasure. you can tell she's turned don
 
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We've reached a theoretical level of cope
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No need to cope
You’re gonna have to trust me if you’re still unable to tell dick size from hand comparisons
 
size is cope
 
im slightly smaller than the guy in the vid, like an inch at most
nice black gal tho
Bro you told me you’re 7.7

There’s no way in hell you’re looking at THAT dude and thinking “yeah he’s probably around 9 inches”

There is no way in hell you think he’s that close to Mandingo, Dredd and Danny D’s size.
 
Bro you told me you’re 7.7

There’s no way in hell you’re looking at THAT dude and thinking “yeah he’s probably around 9 inches”

There is no way in hell you think he’s that close to Mandingo, Dredd and Danny D’s size.
meh, he looks 8-8,5 imo
remember pro porn actors have better angle frauding, smaller girls and so on
 
meh, he looks 8-8,5 imo
remember pro porn actors have better angle frauding, smaller girls and so on
You can tell the girl is tiny, I only said she could be bigger to be as objective as possible.

camera angles are entirely irrelevant when you have hand size comparisons, but yeah I agree with your estimate. his hands to me don’t look massive especially when compared to the girl’s body, so I’ll give him dead average sized hands and call him 8
 
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You can tell the girl is tiny, I only said she could be bigger to be as objective as possible.

camera angles are entirely irrelevant when you have hand size comparisons, but yeah I agree with your estimate. his hands to me don’t look massive especially when compared to the girl’s body, so I’ll give him dead average sized hands and call him 8
I am the best judger of penis size and he is 8.5-9, slightly smaller than me
 
7 inches but thick af
Damn was hoping you didn’t know about his reddit AMA

anyway the guy in OP’s vid is 8.5 ABSOLUTE maximum, no way he touches the 9’s
 
Damn was hoping you didn’t know about his reddit AMA

anyway the guy in OP’s vid is 8.5 ABSOLUTE maximum, no way he touches the 9’s
he is 9 inches tbh in the video
 
he is 9 inches tbh in the video
He’s definitely not, I promise you.
Hands the size of this guy’s don’t grab a 9 inch dick like that.

I say his hands are dead average but if you want me to be 100% honest, when he puts his hands on the girl they look downright below average. I’ll still give him average sized hands but 9 is entirely out of the question. The ONLY way he can touch 9 is if we’re talking bonepressed and he somehow has a MASSIVE fatpad

remember that if you’re actually 9, being as heavy as you are you have no real concept of what a 9 inch dick looks like because of your fat pad
 
He’s definitely not, I promise you.
Hands the size of this guy’s don’t grab a 9 inch dick like that.

I say his hands are dead average but if you want me to be 100% honest, when he puts his hands on the girl they look downright below average. I’ll still give him average sized hands but 9 is entirely out of the question. The ONLY way he can touch 9 is if we’re talking bonepressed and he somehow has a MASSIVE fatpad
I am an expert and believe me he is 9 inches hard. Ok. Plus he has serious girth
 
brutal dick-pill
 
I am an expert and believe me he is 9 inches hard. Ok. Plus he has serious girth
Bro your own dick doesn’t even look 9 inches in the pics you send to prove that it’s 9 inches. I’m not necessarily saying it’s not but I AM saying that those pics don’t make it look like it is. Your entire reference point is off
 
Bro your own dick doesn’t even look 9 inches in the pics you send to prove that it’s 9 inches. I’m not necessarily saying it’s not but I AM saying that those pics don’t make it look like it is. Your entire reference point is off
Yeah my cock is 9.25 inches correct and I have never sent you pics
 
Yeah my cock is 9.25 inches correct and I have never sent you pics
You posted pics in that other thread
0% chance of it being 9.25 unless your fatpad is legit insane, which it very well could be
 
You posted pics in that other thread
0% chance of it being 9.25 unless your fatpad is legit insane, which it very well could be
I have measured 9 inches many time and I am an expert so yeah please don't cope
 
I have measured 9 inches many time and I am an expert so yeah please don't cope
You can’t just say “I’ve measured it and it’s this please don’t cope”

I’ve measured my dick at 23 inches, trust me bro, please stop coping
 
You can’t just say “I’ve measured it and it’s this please don’t cope”

I’ve measured my dick at 23 inches, trust me bro, please stop coping
nope because 23 inches is impossible
 
JFL at worrying about your dick size if it's bigger than 13.5 cm. Penis' size should be the least of your worries if your face is sub 5 and you're a manlet.
 
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