Dark Souls is the closest you will probably be to experiencing success

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Succes, is a subjective concept. Some people think it means being a bussines owner some think it means beating your shit and watching bdsm all day

If you’ve ever played a soulsborne game (blood borne elden ring dark souls etc.) your first time playing a game like that will have an incredibly steep learning curve.

You will first not know shit to the point you fight with your fists because you’re to retarded to equip a weapon. You will probably spend 60% if not more of your play through wondering like a retard not making any progress


But then, you wake up one day and start playing vidya, and without realising you’ve beat the boss you’ve struggled so many times, you’ve lost and lost and lost every time coming back with less and less motivation becoming hollower everytime you try again.


Now you know what to do, all of a sudden everything is so familiar, you’re used to it, you know the routes of where to go how to do x and y, and just yesterday you had the reaction time of a Jew with Down syndrome.


I know it’s a pretty corny post but everytime I’ve succeeded at something in life ( little things of course if I had succeeded at something big I would be a mental retard on an incel forum)
I saw the same pattern of suddenly winning after losing so many times. For me, soulsborne games are the best simulation of success


TLDR: soulsborne games are imitating life because one day you’re an absolute retard and next day you’re chad and everything happened to suddenly
 
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Succes, is a subjective concept. Some people think it means being a bussines owner some think it means beating your shit and watching bdsm all day

If you’ve ever played a soulsborne game (blood borne elden ring dark souls etc.) your first time playing a game like that will have an incredibly steep learning curve.

You will first not know shit to the point you fight with your fists because you’re to retarded to equip a weapon. You will probably spend 60% if not more of your play through wondering like a retard not making any progress


But then, you wake up one day and start playing vidya, and without realising you’ve beat the boss you’ve struggled so many times, you’ve lost and lost and lost every time coming back with less and less motivation becoming hollower everytime you try again.


Now you know what to do, all of a sudden everything is so familiar, you’re used to it, you know the routes of where to go how to do x and y, and just yesterday you had the reaction time of a Jew with Down syndrome.


I know it’s a pretty corny post but everytime I’ve succeeded at something in life ( little things of course if I had succeeded at something big I would be a mental retard on an incel forum)
I saw the same pattern of suddenly winning after losing so many times. For me, soulsborne games are the best simulation of success


TLDR: soulsborne games are imitating life because one day you’re an absolute retard and next day you’re chad and everything happened to suddenly
Im hoping I can succeed in life. I get what your saying tho.
 
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Succes, is a subjective concept. Some people think it means being a bussines owner some think it means beating your shit and watching bdsm all day

If you’ve ever played a soulsborne game (blood borne elden ring dark souls etc.) your first time playing a game like that will have an incredibly steep learning curve.

You will first not know shit to the point you fight with your fists because you’re to retarded to equip a weapon. You will probably spend 60% if not more of your play through wondering like a retard not making any progress


But then, you wake up one day and start playing vidya, and without realising you’ve beat the boss you’ve struggled so many times, you’ve lost and lost and lost every time coming back with less and less motivation becoming hollower everytime you try again.


Now you know what to do, all of a sudden everything is so familiar, you’re used to it, you know the routes of where to go how to do x and y, and just yesterday you had the reaction time of a Jew with Down syndrome.


I know it’s a pretty corny post but everytime I’ve succeeded at something in life ( little things of course if I had succeeded at something big I would be a mental retard on an incel forum)
I saw the same pattern of suddenly winning after losing so many times. For me, soulsborne games are the best simulation of success


TLDR: soulsborne games are imitating life because one day you’re an absolute retard and next day you’re chad and everything happened to suddenly

I’m trash at dark souls and always have been


I rage quit dark souls 3 at oceiros

I rage quit demon souls on the path to tower knight

I rage quit bloodborne in the one starter area after the cyclops by the gate with the group of enemies with the pitchforks and the two wolves/dogs
 
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I’m trash at dark souls and always have been


I rage quit dark souls 3 at oceiros

I rage quit demon souls on the path to tower knight

I rage quit bloodborne in the one starter area after the cyclops by the gate with the group of enemies with the pitchforks and the two wolves/dogs

maybe I’ll replay dark souls 3 or try Elden ring now that I learned rolling forward and into attacks is the secret to success
 
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I’m trash at dark souls and always have been


I rage quit dark souls 3 at oceiros

I rage quit demon souls on the path to tower knight

I rage quit bloodborne in the one starter area after the cyclops by the gate with the group of enemies with the pitchforks and the two wolves/dogs
I could no hit most bossed and now I die to soldier of godrick. Also demon souls suck fucking ass the path to tower knight isn’t even top 5 worst runbacks
 
maybe I’ll replay dark souls 3 or try Elden ring now that I learned rolling forward and into attacks is the secret to success
In ds3 I only rolled left and forward and it was so fun because no boss was hitting me
 
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I could no hit most bossed and now I die to soldier of godrick. Also demon souls suck fucking ass the path to tower knight isn’t even top 5 worst runbacks

what’s the worst runback ?

bro I couldn’t play that shit
 
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Try Holoow knight
I have find Hollow Knight better than Elden ring both masterpieces tho
maybe I’ll replay dark souls 3 or try Elden ring now that I learned rolling forward and into attacks is the secret to success
 

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