Date with the overbite girl

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Met this girl pretty later like 10pm and went to some random bar, she had forgotten her ID so we had to go to this random place where the bouncer was chill and let us both in anyway. We had two drinks therer before I suggestdd we had somewhere else, she was like oh lets jsut go back to mine quickly and get my ID so I waled with her back to hers.

We went into her house and it was giga awkward cos I wasnt sure if she wanted to just fuck since we were both in her house and I semi tryed to initiate it a coiple of times but didnt.

Then we go to another bar and shes telling me about other dates she went on and she told me about some guy who was a virgin and was giga socially awkward and shy and turned up to the date in a raincoart and looked like his mum had dressed him. She said she still fucked him anyway cos she had just broken up with her bf and would fuck anyone. In my head I was imagining a guy really poorly dressed and bad social skills and thought he mustve had top tier bones to have slayed while looking that way.

We carry on chatting and at one point she says you know im not gonna sleep with you tonight, then we finish our dirnks and I invite her back to mine anyway. We get to mine and fuck for a bit, she told me she had a 5 year relationship end last year and her lay count was 1 at age 21 now its 13, she asked my laycount and I larped it slightly lower cos we rawdogged and I didnt want her paranoid she got an STD. She seems like she missed out on being a slut at uni so is tryna make up for it by being giga slutty now. She looked pretty good naked and actually had big tits and ass which is rare for me to pull. She validated me quite hard by saying she didnt believe I was real when she matched me o hinge until she saw my isntagram cos I was hot (JFL at this). Then I started asking herr about her slays in the past year and she said its mostly online, I said do you ever hookup from clubs and she said no but sometimes shell get a guys instagram then go on a date and hookup another time (Im gonna change my nighlfie tactic to this rather than slaying on the night from now on). Another brutal nail in the coffin for IRL copers.

Anyway on the whole she was quite sexy and we fucked for ages but I didnt sleep well cos viagra and alcohol + sex so Im tired today and jsut rotted in my room eating pringles. She said shes moving to Australia in 6 weeks but I can fuck her a load until then whcih is ideal. All in all it was good but the best part was her validating me with compliements sayign I was hot and now hopefully i can have sex with her again without having to go out and get drunk
 
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I JFLed at title
 
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Her overbite was about 0.6-1cm and she needed SARPE too
 
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> mogger bones
> virgin

Pick one

Girls fuck anything theory @Johanjohan
 
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Too gl to be true
 
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guy who was a virgin and was giga socially awkward and shy and turned up to the date in a raincoart and looked like his mum had dressed him. She said she still fucked him anyway cos she had just broken up with her bf and would fuck anyone
How does this even happen.
 
Underbite girls fog
 
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how did viagra inhib your ability to sleep . also can u pm pics
 
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Did she say anyhitng about your dick size?
 
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what does she have to gain from slutting it up after having a laycount of 1 at 21
She has pretty much done irreversable damage to her psyche and will never be able to be content with the man she settles down with
The fact she said she still slept with a guy after pointing out all of his flaws, then had the gall to act like she wasn't going to fuck you is something else
Yeah it's just a test for her to see if you'll say "that's cool, no problem" and then still make a move on her later (muh "no means no" jfl)
If a girl feels the need to say she's not going to have sex with you unprovoked it almost certainly means she wants you to make a move on her to satisfy her sick little mind
Fucking cunts
 
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Btw this thread and the big tits thread are about the same girl for the avoidance of any doubt
 
Met this girl pretty later like 10pm and went to some random bar, she had forgotten her ID so we had to go to this random place where the bouncer was chill and let us both in anyway. We had two drinks therer before I suggestdd we had somewhere else, she was like oh lets jsut go back to mine quickly and get my ID so I waled with her back to hers.

We went into her house and it was giga awkward cos I wasnt sure if she wanted to just fuck since we were both in her house and I semi tryed to initiate it a coiple of times but didnt.

Then we go to another bar and shes telling me about other dates she went on and she told me about some guy who was a virgin and was giga socially awkward and shy and turned up to the date in a raincoart and looked like his mum had dressed him. She said she still fucked him anyway cos she had just broken up with her bf and would fuck anyone. In my head I was imagining a guy really poorly dressed and bad social skills and thought he mustve had top tier bones to have slayed while looking that way.

We carry on chatting and at one point she says you know im not gonna sleep with you tonight, then we finish our dirnks and I invite her back to mine anyway. We get to mine and fuck for a bit, she told me she had a 5 year relationship end last year and her lay count was 1 at age 21 now its 13, she asked my laycount and I larped it slightly lower cos we rawdogged and I didnt want her paranoid she got an STD. She seems like she missed out on being a slut at uni so is tryna make up for it by being giga slutty now. She looked pretty good naked and actually had big tits and ass which is rare for me to pull. She validated me quite hard by saying she didnt believe I was real when she matched me o hinge until she saw my isntagram cos I was hot (JFL at this). Then I started asking herr about her slays in the past year and she said its mostly online, I said do you ever hookup from clubs and she said no but sometimes shell get a guys instagram then go on a date and hookup another time (Im gonna change my nighlfie tactic to this rather than slaying on the night from now on). Another brutal nail in the coffin for IRL copers.

Anyway on the whole she was quite sexy and we fucked for ages but I didnt sleep well cos viagra and alcohol + sex so Im tired today and jsut rotted in my room eating pringles. She said shes moving to Australia in 6 weeks but I can fuck her a load until then whcih is ideal. All in all it was good but the best part was her validating me with compliements sayign I was hot and now hopefully i can have sex with her again without having to go out and get drunk
didn't read but I can already tell you it's over
 
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what did her body look like is the real question, obv
 
Met this girl pretty later like 10pm and went to some random bar, she had forgotten her ID so we had to go to this random place where the bouncer was chill and let us both in anyway. We had two drinks therer before I suggestdd we had somewhere else, she was like oh lets jsut go back to mine quickly and get my ID so I waled with her back to hers.

We went into her house and it was giga awkward cos I wasnt sure if she wanted to just fuck since we were both in her house and I semi tryed to initiate it a coiple of times but didnt.

Then we go to another bar and shes telling me about other dates she went on and she told me about some guy who was a virgin and was giga socially awkward and shy and turned up to the date in a raincoart and looked like his mum had dressed him. She said she still fucked him anyway cos she had just broken up with her bf and would fuck anyone. In my head I was imagining a guy really poorly dressed and bad social skills and thought he mustve had top tier bones to have slayed while looking that way.

We carry on chatting and at one point she says you know im not gonna sleep with you tonight, then we finish our dirnks and I invite her back to mine anyway. We get to mine and fuck for a bit, she told me she had a 5 year relationship end last year and her lay count was 1 at age 21 now its 13, she asked my laycount and I larped it slightly lower cos we rawdogged and I didnt want her paranoid she got an STD. She seems like she missed out on being a slut at uni so is tryna make up for it by being giga slutty now. She looked pretty good naked and actually had big tits and ass which is rare for me to pull. She validated me quite hard by saying she didnt believe I was real when she matched me o hinge until she saw my isntagram cos I was hot (JFL at this). Then I started asking herr about her slays in the past year and she said its mostly online, I said do you ever hookup from clubs and she said no but sometimes shell get a guys instagram then go on a date and hookup another time (Im gonna change my nighlfie tactic to this rather than slaying on the night from now on). Another brutal nail in the coffin for IRL copers.

Anyway on the whole she was quite sexy and we fucked for ages but I didnt sleep well cos viagra and alcohol + sex so Im tired today and jsut rotted in my room eating pringles. She said shes moving to Australia in 6 weeks but I can fuck her a load until then whcih is ideal. All in all it was good but the best part was her validating me with compliements sayign I was hot and now hopefully i can have sex with her again without having to go out and get drunk
Damn bro what height are you and are u actually hot?
 
Okay I get that a girl saying I won’t have sex with you out of the blue means she wants you to make a move but how can a nigga stand there on a date and listen to stories about all the other nerds she’s fucked?

Why is she acting like she wants serious dating while telling you about other guys she fucked on the first date? Am I the only one who would go “lol bye”
 
Okay I get that a girl saying I won’t have sex with you out of the blue means she wants you to make a move but how can a nigga stand there on a date and listen to stories about all the other nerds she’s fucked?

Why is she acting like she wants serious dating while telling you about other guys she fucked on the first date? Am I the only one who would go “lol bye”
she never said or implied she wanted serious dating but it was a bit weird for her to tell me she fucked some incel guy- made teh whole experience way less validating for me thinking some incel got a similar thing
 
she never said or implied she wanted serious dating but it was a bit weird for her to tell me she fucked some incel guy- made teh whole experience way less validating for me thinking some incel got a similar thing
Yeah maybe i’m a jealous schizo but things like that make me lose desire almost instantly
 
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Met this girl pretty later like 10pm and went to some random bar, she had forgotten her ID so we had to go to this random place where the bouncer was chill and let us both in anyway. We had two drinks therer before I suggestdd we had somewhere else, she was like oh lets jsut go back to mine quickly and get my ID so I waled with her back to hers.

We went into her house and it was giga awkward cos I wasnt sure if she wanted to just fuck since we were both in her house and I semi tryed to initiate it a coiple of times but didnt.

Then we go to another bar and shes telling me about other dates she went on and she told me about some guy who was a virgin and was giga socially awkward and shy and turned up to the date in a raincoart and looked like his mum had dressed him. She said she still fucked him anyway cos she had just broken up with her bf and would fuck anyone. In my head I was imagining a guy really poorly dressed and bad social skills and thought he mustve had top tier bones to have slayed while looking that way.

We carry on chatting and at one point she says you know im not gonna sleep with you tonight, then we finish our dirnks and I invite her back to mine anyway. We get to mine and fuck for a bit, she told me she had a 5 year relationship end last year and her lay count was 1 at age 21 now its 13, she asked my laycount and I larped it slightly lower cos we rawdogged and I didnt want her paranoid she got an STD. She seems like she missed out on being a slut at uni so is tryna make up for it by being giga slutty now. She looked pretty good naked and actually had big tits and ass which is rare for me to pull. She validated me quite hard by saying she didnt believe I was real when she matched me o hinge until she saw my isntagram cos I was hot (JFL at this). Then I started asking herr about her slays in the past year and she said its mostly online, I said do you ever hookup from clubs and she said no but sometimes shell get a guys instagram then go on a date and hookup another time (Im gonna change my nighlfie tactic to this rather than slaying on the night from now on). Another brutal nail in the coffin for IRL copers.

Anyway on the whole she was quite sexy and we fucked for ages but I didnt sleep well cos viagra and alcohol + sex so Im tired today and jsut rotted in my room eating pringles. She said shes moving to Australia in 6 weeks but I can fuck her a load until then whcih is ideal. All in all it was good but the best part was her validating me with compliements sayign I was hot and now hopefully i can have sex with her again without having to go out and get drunk
mirin
 
she never said or implied she wanted serious dating but it was a bit weird for her to tell me she fucked some incel guy- made teh whole experience way less validating for me thinking some incel got a similar thing
broken whores are fucking weird. western society mistake was giving power to these dumb whores
 
broken whores are fucking weird. western society mistake was giving power to these dumb whores
She told me the incel started simping for her after sex and that turned her off so she never saw him again

He probably got the luckiest fluke of his life tbh
 

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