Dear SJW's, Government agents, and others

[Disabledcel]

This site is literally filled with teencels I've only seen like 2 oldcels. Oh and also All of my posts, comments & threads on this forum are source of parody,satire,and humor and for entertainment purposes only. Said posts or opinions may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Therefore, all of my writings and posts are works of fiction, constitute fake news and outlandish ideas and opinions. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental or coincidental and not meant to be, or be construed as, facts. Any resemblance to the truth or actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental.

 

[Deleted member 6902]

Why do you guys keep posting this? Do you seriously think the FBI is gonna knock on your door lol

 

[Disabledcel]

Why do you guys keep posting this? Do you seriously think the FBI is gonna knock on your door lol

No, the combine will.

 

[Deleted member 6902]

No, the combine will.
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Shit well in that case

All of my posts, comments & threads on this forum are source of parody,satire,and humor and for entertainment purposes only. Said posts or opinions may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Therefore, all of my writings and posts are works of fiction, constitute fake news and outlandish ideas and opinions. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental or coincidental and not meant to be, or be construed as, facts. Any resemblance to the truth or actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental.

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

No, the combine will.
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waaake up... mr freeeeeeman, tiiime for yourrrrr thiiriteenth shower annnnd perrrrrsonality improoovement!

 

[Disabledcel]

waaake up... mr freeeeeeman, tiiime for yourrrrr thiiriteenth shower annnnd perrrrrsonality improoovement!

I actually fucking spat out my drink you cunt JFL ahaha

Wake up, Mr Freeman wake up, and... hold your frame...

 

[Deleted member 4464]

This site is literally filled with teencels I've only seen like 2 oldcels. Oh and also All of my posts, comments & threads on this forum are source of parody,satire,and humor and for entertainment purposes only. Said posts or opinions may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Therefore, all of my writings and posts are works of fiction, constitute fake news and outlandish ideas and opinions. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental or coincidental and not meant to be, or be construed as, facts. Any resemblance to the truth or actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental.
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do you all fags think someoen from the government gives a fuck about this site?

 

[Disabledcel]

do you all fags think someoen from the government gives a fuck about this site?

Yes the bill gates foundation does

 

[Alexanderr]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING.

"haha dn rd"

 

[Disabledcel]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Posting something like this: High inhib pussy trait

 

[Disabledcel]

Posting something like this: High inhib pussy trait

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[System Restore]

 

[Gargantuan]

No, the combine will.
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Wonder when this becomes reality

 

[lookismfugee]

one of best pastas

 

[Spartacus1-]

This site is literally filled with teencels I've only seen like 2 oldcels. Oh and also All of my posts, comments & threads on this forum are source of parody,satire,and humor and for entertainment purposes only. Said posts or opinions may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Therefore, all of my writings and posts are works of fiction, constitute fake news and outlandish ideas and opinions. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental or coincidental and not meant to be, or be construed as, facts. Any resemblance to the truth or actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental.