dirty street fight techniques (looksmax related)

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status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt
 
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status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt

depends on how skilled the other guy is but you would probably rely on kicks and punches in a street fight the most

getting into a choke or eye poking is much harder than you think
 
Nah just go straight for the balls, ball kicks only, make sure he'll lose his ability to procreate
 
status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt

depends on how skilled the other guy is but you would probably rely on kicks and punches in a street fight the most

getting into a choke or eye poking is much harder than you think
It’s always funny how these niggas think you gotta go for ball kicks or eye gouges. Like nah brah. Just learn a good 1, 2 and sprawl lmao
 
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status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt
DNR but i did read the thread name, my op technique is that u just pull down the pants of who ever u fighting with so first, he gets humilated or 2 u can just beat him up when he trys to get his pants back up
 
Oblique kick, essentially kicking in their knee. Very dirty move
 
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run away then grab a stick or something
 
status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt
This is not a movie
IF you did that despite the agressor pressing on you
IT would be considered uncessary force and could land you in jail.

THere is not much you can do
If you sucker punch he might fall on concrete and die
THeres not much u can do if you go to the ground trying to wreslte him assuming you know wrestling and Bjj you can get fucked by his friends :feelsrope:
one punch moves like liver shot or spleen or a kick to the knee dont work in street fights where the opponents are moving

Your best bet is learning boxing punching him in the body with a combo and running
 
Oblique kick, essentially kicking in their knee. Very dirty move
Doesnt work in real life faggot
Source : i learned boxing for 2 years and mma for 8 months years ago
 
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Source: trust me bro
you dont have to trust me
I was literally forced by my mother to go to boxing
the mma gym was complete dogshit though
so i admit i didnt learn anything useful there

It doesnt work in real life cos it needs the opponent to be in a position where they have most of their weight in the front knee where youre going to kick
Thats the only hurdle and its hard to do in a actual fight where the opponent is moving fast
If hes stationary it might hurt his knee thats jt
regardless if you did manage to land it correctly meaning right above his knee cap it would totally end the fight right there.
The pain would be unbearable and he wouldnt be able to walk anymore
 
status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt
rear choke is pretty op
 
This is not a movie
IF you did that despite the agressor pressing on you
IT would be considered uncessary force and could land you in jail.

THere is not much you can do
If you sucker punch he might fall on concrete and die
THeres not much u can do if you go to the ground trying to wreslte him assuming you know wrestling and Bjj you can get fucked by his friends :feelsrope:
one punch moves like liver shot or spleen or a kick to the knee dont work in street fights where the opponents are moving

Your best bet is learning boxing punching him in the body with a combo and running
school fights not landing no 1 prison
 
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school fights not landing no 1 prison
That is true
But i thought he meant a street fight as an adult
Shit can always go wrong though
 
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status can get u laid on its own so keeping ur respect high is everything, in a streetfight what methds would u se to make sure the other guy gets complety fucked?
i thought of trying to choke out the nigga with ur thumbs pressing pointing into the trachea or eyes, would cuase crazy damage and get hoes begging to run 2 mans. who wouldnt want their man to be proper sick kunt
hit his nearest pressure points as quick as u can. insta paralyzed
 
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JOEY DIAZ
BIG DICKS IN YOUR ASS
 
Aikido isnt real bruh im crying :lul::lul::lul:
Talk is cheap pussy, I bet if Steven Seagull pressed you in real life you would fold immediately
CrEbwTZj5sYAAAAC

Look at this fine specimen, he is fuelled off Belarus's fine produce
 
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throat and back of the head nobody can firm it even top boxers
 
throat and back of the head nobody can firm it even top boxers
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Are you trying to ruin his life?
If he punched someone and their windpipe got crushed hes going to jail
 
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Are you trying to ruin his life?
If he punched someone and their windpipe got crushed hes going to jail
well he said dirty techniques lmao i mean legal punches (boxing) temples and chin are best but not much you can do to deal serious damage
 
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