DIY buccal fat removal? need tips + experienced info

[britcig]

so far, all i’ve done are cope softmaxxes and im ready to go further

i stared at myself for a while and noticed i have some pretty bad fat pads- one of the biggest things holding me back, and after looking it up on different apps the possibility of a DIY buccal fat removal seems like something i should look into.

all i know is there’s a vein i HAVE to avoid that goes along the corner of my mouth and to the bridge of my nose. i’m not too scared of hitting it since im confident i’ll be far back enough.

ive seen posts on here, along with someone hitting a small artery (but being fine which makes me less nervous)

should i really go through? what do i need to know? all i have are exacto knives and i have no problem getting alcohol to ‘sterilize’ them. no anesthesia other than some ice so that’ll work

(aqualyx and sterile knives are out of the question. i’m 16 so i have to make do with what ive got)

 

[britcig]

bump

 

[Goy.boy.Hero]

so far, all i’ve done are cope softmaxxes and im ready to go further

i stared at myself for a while and noticed i have some pretty bad fat pads- one of the biggest things holding me back, and after looking it up on different apps the possibility of a DIY buccal fat removal seems like something i should look into.

all i know is there’s a vein i HAVE to avoid that goes along the corner of my mouth and to the bridge of my nose. i’m not too scared of hitting it since im confident i’ll be far back enough.

ive seen posts on here, along with someone hitting a small artery (but being fine which makes me less nervous)

should i really go through? what do i need to know? all i have are exacto knives and i have no problem getting alcohol to ‘sterilize’ them. no anesthesia other than some ice so that’ll work

(aqualyx and sterile knives are out of the question. i’m 16 so i have to make do with what ive got)

Just go to a doctor before. I'm not tryna be a fear mongerer but diy bucaal fat removal isn't worth it

 

[tweaqoRevived]

Literally one of the cheapest surgeries out there, just save money and go to a surgeon

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

should i really go through? what do i need to know? all i have are exacto knives and i have no problem getting alcohol to ‘sterilize’ them. no anesthesia other than some ice so that’ll work

Are you trolling ? The whole thread depicts a very very retarded idea, but you are 16 so it's understandable.

This part I replied to is the most retarded though. Ice is not gonna do shit. And the first cut you will make will be so brutally painful that you will throw the towel in instantly.

Please do not be an idiot. You will hurt yourself bad and also inevitably fail with even getting close to getting your buccal fat pads out. Hopefully you are trolling though .

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

ive seen posts on here, along with someone hitting a small artery (but being fine which makes me less nervous)

And you do realize that noone here has actually performed it on himself?
It's all larp, I've seen one of the threads with blood in the sink, that was a larp too.

 

[ltnhunter1]

so far, all i’ve done are cope softmaxxes and im ready to go further

i stared at myself for a while and noticed i have some pretty bad fat pads- one of the biggest things holding me back, and after looking it up on different apps the possibility of a DIY buccal fat removal seems like something i should look into.

all i know is there’s a vein i HAVE to avoid that goes along the corner of my mouth and to the bridge of my nose. i’m not too scared of hitting it since im confident i’ll be far back enough.

ive seen posts on here, along with someone hitting a small artery (but being fine which makes me less nervous)

should i really go through? what do i need to know? all i have are exacto knives and i have no problem getting alcohol to ‘sterilize’ them. no anesthesia other than some ice so that’ll work

(aqualyx and sterile knives are out of the question. i’m 16 so i have to make do with what ive got)

Going to doctor is your only bet, cuz i tried it at home and after first cut it was so painful that i couldn't even see straight, so doctor should do it, if your parents don't have a problem and it's hella cheap

 

[lenvoalt]

Going to doctor is your only bet, cuz i tried it at home and after first cut it was so painful that i couldn't even see straight, so doctor should do it, if your parents don't have a problem and it's hella cheap

I mean you couldn’t just numb the area I don’t know a thing about diy surgery but

 

[ltnhunter1]

I mean you couldn’t just numb the area I don’t know a thing about diy surgery but

I know I couldn't numb it, and the guy also said that other than ice he couldn't get any anesthetic, i had no problem getting it but i was dumb and thought i could do it without numbing

 

[lenvoalt]

I know I couldn't numb it, and the guy also said that other than ice he couldn't get any anesthetic, i had no problem getting it but i was dumb and thought i could do it without numbing

how would you possibly think that you’re gonna be able to cut your own cheek without any local numbing

 

[ltnhunter1]

how would you possibly think that you’re gonna be able to cut your own cheek without any local numbing

Cuz i was still new to all this hardmaxxing and i was tired of all the bullying and ignoring

 

[britcig]

Cuz i was still new to all this hardmaxxing and i was tired of all the bullying and ignoring

shit i know thien and i might be able to order some indian vendor gay horse cum anesthesia off of him. it’s either i stomach this pain or try and find some second market aqualyx which probably has fent in it lol

 

[britcig]

Cuz i was still new to all this hardmaxxing and i was tired of all the bullying and ignoring

I know I couldn't numb it, and the guy also said that other than ice he couldn't get any anesthetic, i had no problem getting it but i was dumb and thought i could do it without numbing

i’m retarded i replied to the wrong thread

 

[ltnhunter1]

i’m retarded i replied to the wrong thread

Np

 

[v9rl_]

so far, all i’ve done are cope softmaxxes and im ready to go further

i stared at myself for a while and noticed i have some pretty bad fat pads- one of the biggest things holding me back, and after looking it up on different apps the possibility of a DIY buccal fat removal seems like something i should look into.

all i know is there’s a vein i HAVE to avoid that goes along the corner of my mouth and to the bridge of my nose. i’m not too scared of hitting it since im confident i’ll be far back enough.

ive seen posts on here, along with someone hitting a small artery (but being fine which makes me less nervous)

should i really go through? what do i need to know? all i have are exacto knives and i have no problem getting alcohol to ‘sterilize’ them. no anesthesia other than some ice so that’ll work

(aqualyx and sterile knives are out of the question. i’m 16 so i have to make do with what ive got)

Rather wait and save up there’s truly no point in being this desperate. Also why are they out of the question? Parent supervision? If it was because of that then why are you trying to do a DIY on yourself?