DIY LIMB LEGENTHING SURGERY AT HOME

[WhoTookVendetta]

DIY Limb Lengthening in GTA V: ​

1. Gathering Tools and Supplies​

• Tools:
  • Power Tools: A circular saw or chainsaw, which the character might use for cutting the bone. This is highly exaggerated and impractical in real life but fits the game’s over-the-top style.
  • Duct Tape and Zip Ties: Used for making makeshift braces and supports.
  • Wrenches and Pliers: For tightening or adjusting the contraption.
  • Metal Rods and Bicycle Parts: Salvaged from a junkyard or the garage, repurposed for the lengthening device.
  • Car Jack or Hydraulic Lift: Used to “stretch” the limb by creating tension, adding to the absurdity of the setup.
  • Medical Supplies: A first aid kit, which would be humorously inadequate for the situation.
• Considerations:
  • Sterilization: In true GTA fashion, the character might skip this step, using dirty tools and makeshift antiseptics like whiskey or cheap cleaning supplies.
  • Blueprints: Scrawled on a greasy pizza box or the back of an old magazine, with nonsensical sketches and measurements.

2. The Procedure​

• Preparation:
  • Anesthesia: The character might attempt to self-administer anesthesia using a mix of whiskey or other in-game substances, leading to humorous effects like impaired coordination and slurred speech.
  • Bone Cutting: Using the circular saw or chainsaw, the character attempts to cut through the bone. This would be portrayed with exaggerated, cartoonish effects—sparks flying, loud noises, and dramatic expressions of pain.
• Lengthening Mechanism:
  • Contraption Assembly: The character attaches metal rods and bicycle parts to their leg, securing them with duct tape and zip ties. They use a car jack or hydraulic lift to slowly “stretch” the limb, leading to comical and improbable results.
  • Adjustments: They make frequent, clumsy adjustments, often causing the contraption to fall apart or malfunction, resulting in slapstick humor and chaos.

3. Post-Procedure and Recovery​

• Recovery Phase:
  • Bracing: The character uses additional duct tape and makeshift splints made from wooden planks or broomsticks to stabilize the lengthened limb. The splints are hilariously inadequate, leading to unstable walking.
  • Physical Therapy: They attempt exercises using household items like a vacuum cleaner for resistance training or a rubber band for stretching. These exercises are comically ineffective and may lead to unintended consequences.

 

[Snowskinned]

Ultrabased

Now we need someone to test it

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Ultrabased

Now we need someone to test it

@CoreSchizo

DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alt Number 3]

did this to a random guy

 

[Aypo129]

Kill yourself