DIY Medial canthus guide

[androgens]

DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.

⸻

What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to

⸻

Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis

 

[androgens]

will this ascend me

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Pretty Entertaining

 

[shredded4summer]

DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.

⸻

What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to

⸻

Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

What language in africa is this?

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Never mind, Chad ramblings

 

[androgens]

oh my god.. this is so neurotypical of you do you wanna get to know my sister?

 

[soyjack]

DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.

⸻

What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to

⸻

Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis

dont buy all of the items in the same store to unraise the suspicion of the stacylite cashiers

 

[androgens]

dont buy all of the items in the same store to unraise the suspicion of the stacylite cashiers

true i forgot to mention that. Ideally you wanna get it on indiamart, make sure its not sterile as sterilised items are subideal for diy hardmaxing