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🔪 DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.



🛠️ What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to



🔬 Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis
 
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🔪 DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.



🛠️ What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to



🔬 Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis
 
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🔪 DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.



🛠️ What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to



🔬 Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis
dont buy all of the items in the same store to unraise the suspicion of the stacylite cashiers
 
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true i forgot to mention that. Ideally you wanna get it on indiamart, make sure its not sterile as sterilised items are subideal for diy hardmaxing
 
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🔪 DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.



🛠️ What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to



🔬 Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis
did this, why am i now looking more like a korean?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?`!?!?!?!??!
 
i’m blind in my left eye now. are you fucking serious.
 
🔪 DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.



🛠️ What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to



🔬 Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis
take a vid next
 
DIY eye infection guide*
 
🔪 DIY Medial Canthus Cutting Guide

Welcome to the Ultimate Eye-Widening Glow-Up in 7 Easy Steps (For Legal Frogs Only)
Disclaimer: This guide is brought to you by Gremlin University’s Department of Poor Decisions. For entertainment only.



🛠️ What You’ll Need:
• 1x rust-free kitchen knife (preferably from IKEA’s “Regret” collection)
• 1x magnifying mirror (so you can witness your sins)
• 2x cotton swabs dipped in 99% isopropyl holy water
• 1x stapler (optional, for advanced suturing technique)
• 1x medical degree from Wish
• Lo-fi beats to chill and perform orbital modifications to



🔬 Step-by-Step Procedure:
1. Manifest the Vision:
Stare deeply into the mirror and whisper “K-Pop transformation” three times.
2. Mark Your Territory:
Using a crayon or eyeliner, draw a line where you think your medial canthus should be. Accuracy is for cowards.
3. Incision Time:
Channel your inner Fruit Ninja and make the tiniest cut imaginable… or don’t. Who’s judging?
4. Open the Gates of Vision:
Use tweezers or chopsticks to gently separate the fold. Bonus points for using IKEA Allen keys.
5. Advanced Pro Tips:
• Use hot glue if you run out of skin tape.
• For symmetrical results, perform both eyes at the same time using dual hand mirror-wielding skills.
6. Post-Op Recovery:
Apply a cold slice of cucumber or frozen chicken nugget to the area.
If it burns, that’s just your new beauty awakening.
7. Show Off the Results:
Post on TikTok with #GlowUpGoneWrong #NewEyesWhoDis
Pretty self explanatory mate
 
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