Do British and Germans look different?

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Generally across pure natives, is it possible to differentiate by looks alone?
 
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After Dutchcels, Germans (Northwestern) resemble Brits most.
 
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Brits generally have longer noses, paler skin and sometimes more habsburg chins
 
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Alot bro
British:
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Germans have bigger foreheads, but look better overall
 
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After Dutchcels, Germans (Northwestern) resemble Brits most.
Brits generally have longer noses, paler skin and sometimes more habsburg chins
How about the more Eastern Germans who maybe have Slav grandparents.

They wouldn't pass in Britain right?
 
How about the more Eastern Germans who maybe have Slav grandparents.

They wouldn't pass in Britain right?
East germans look more like poles or czechs imo than to other NW euros, they have significant slavic admixture and iirc closer to czechs and poles than to southwest and swiss germans
 
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East germans look more like poles or czechs imo than to other NW euros, they have significant slavic admixture and iirc closer to czechs and poles than to southwest and swiss germans
Yeah definitely

Would you say French from Normandy department or a German from Brandenburg department would pass better in Britain/England?
 
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Yeah definitely

Would you say French from Normandy department or a German from Brandenburg department would pass better in Britain/England?
French from normandy
 
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How about the more Eastern Germans who maybe have Slav grandparents.

They wouldn't pass in Britain right?
They would in London maybe. Brits are 37 percent of population there. People might think they are British.
But i dont think they would in small cities or towns. People are noticeably pale.
 
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Brits generally have longer noses, paler skin and sometimes more habsburg chins
This. British generally have a more gentler, boneless and gracile faces while germans are more robust looking and masc. The differences are pretty subtle tho. A brit can easily larp as german and vice versa
 
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This. British generally have a more gentler, boneless and gracile faces while germans are more robust looking and masc. The differences are pretty subtle tho. A brit can easily larp as german and vice versa
and poles are next level ogres :ogre:
 
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This. British generally have a more gentler, boneless and gracile faces while germans are more robust looking and masc. The differences are pretty subtle tho.

A brit can easily larp as german and vice versa
This sentence makes me laugh imagining some of my German especially East German or Bavarian friends larping as British. Impossible. Nobody would think they are British.
 
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British generally have a more gentler, boneless and gracile faces while germans are more robust looking and masc.
Both have robust or boneless faces tho.
 
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They look similar
 
Very similar imo.

When I was in school, practically every kid had blond hair.

But I'm from a part of the UK that has the most Anglo Saxon DNA.
 
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This sentence makes me laugh imagining some of my German especially East German or Bavarian friends larping as British. Impossible. Nobody would think they are British.
and poles are next level ogres :ogre:
Europe is not africa the genetic distances between groups isn't too much. Most europeans have a pan european look. If you look like oliver Kahn or something sure you will look sterotypically german but generally europeans look similar to each other.


Both have robust or boneless faces tho.

Germans are definitely more masculine looking because they have higher cromagnon dna.
 
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Europe is not africa the genetic distances between groups isn't too much. Most europeans have a pan european look. If you look like oliver Kahn or something sure you will look sterotypically german but generally europeans look similar to each other.




Germans are definitely more masculine looking because they have higher cromagnon dna.
Most euros are genetically and phenotypically pretty similar except southern euros (specifically greeks and sicilians), balkans and fingolic groups
 
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This sentence makes me laugh imagining some of my German especially East German or Bavarian friends larping as British. Impossible. Nobody would think they are British.
I think you underestimate phenotype overlap in northern Europe, i doubt they look so different from Brits to the point where they can't pass at all in Britain, sure they wouldn't look like your typical Brit but i doubt they really can't pass
 
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Europe is not africa the genetic distances between groups isn't too much. Most europeans have a pan european look. If you look like

oliver Kahn or something
Worst example. Oliver kahn is partly Latvian Mutt, thus not pure German.
sure you will look sterotypically german but generally europeans look similar to each other.




Germans are definitely more masculine looking because they have higher cromagnon dna.
 
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Most euros are genetically and phenotypically pretty similar except southern euros (specifically greeks and sicilians), balkans and fingolic groups
Yes only peripheral europeans look different. There are differences between countries like british are more likely to be dark haired and swedish more likely to be blonde but these things are irrelevant.
 
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Yes only peripheral europeans look different. There are differences between countries like british are more likely to be dark haired and swedish more likely to be blonde but these things are irrelevant.
Both Britain and Spain could be also considered peripheral depending on viewpoint
 
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Germans are definitely more masculine looking because they have higher cromagnon dna.
Facial bone structure and its genetic component is more complex than that and this is not how it works.
 
Yes only peripheral europeans look different. There are differences between countries like british are more likely to be dark haired and swedish more likely to be blonde but these things are irrelevant.
Yes, basically its just as a group that europeans sometimes cant pass in each others country, but individually there is no chance that germans can't pass as native Brits, the overlap is too strong

This guy is a native french from Orleans and yet he could pass in all of northern Europe
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This is why if you take 1 random german there is 99% chance he can pass in Britain, due to phenotype overlap
 
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99% of british are moderately recessed, only 30-40% of germans are
 
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Yes, basically its just as a group that europeans sometimes cant pass in each others country, but individually there is no chance that germans can't pass as native Brits, the overlap is too strong

This guy is a native french from Orleans and yet he could pass in all of northern Europe View attachment 3347682

This is why if you take 1 random german there is 99% chance he can pass in Britain, due to phenotype overlap
British people themselves are mixed. A blend of three main groups: Anglo-Saxons, Celts then there's also good amount of med ancestry from roman times and you have the black irish who look like meds. Most modern day europeans are not 100% pure and have large phenotype ovelaps

All these people are British even though they look nothing like

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Generally across pure natives, is it possible to differentiate by looks alone?
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They kinda look alike but there is still some differences here.
 
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Yes, here's why:

Ethnic Germans are more likely to have brown eyes than ethnic English, but Germans are more likely to have blonde hair, but english are paler and often with more light eyes.

the anglos generally have narrower, softer features, but not horse face scandis, but just generally balanced, but some can look very anglo saxon as well, ex this guy, whos a textbook anglo saxon (even the exact same coloring jfl):


and ethnic germans are more likely to have brown eyes like we said, and they have more robust or soft bone structure (depending if u are eastwards or in other parts of the country) and some can look swarthy in the south.

tldr: english = paler, narrower, more light eyes, sophiscated look
germans = robust, more brown eyes on avg, slightly darker or just fair skin, and blonder on avg.

thats about it.
@jaaba @enriquecuador @Magnus Ironblood
 
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Yes, here's why:

Ethnic Germans are more likely to have brown eyes than ethnic English, but Germans are more likely to have blonde hair, but english are paler and often with more light eyes.

the anglos generally have narrower, softer features, but not horse face scandis, but just generally balanced, but some can look very anglo saxon as well, ex this guy, whos a textbook anglo saxon (even the exact same coloring jfl):


and ethnic germans are more likely to have brown eyes like we said, and they have more robust or soft bone structure (depending if u are eastwards or in other parts of the country) and some can look swarthy in the south.

tldr: english = paler, narrower, more light eyes, sophiscated look
germans = robust, more brown eyes on avg, slightly darker or just fair skin, and blonder on avg.

thats about it.
@jaaba @enriquecuador @Magnus Ironblood

I agree

we are also pale as fuck bc of the weather tho
 
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Yes, here's why:

Ethnic Germans are more likely to have brown eyes than ethnic English, but Germans are more likely to have blonde hair, but english are paler and often with more light eyes.

the anglos generally have narrower, softer features, but not horse face scandis, but just generally balanced, but some can look very anglo saxon as well, ex this guy, whos a textbook anglo saxon (even the exact same coloring jfl):


and ethnic germans are more likely to have brown eyes like we said, and they have more robust or soft bone structure (depending if u are eastwards or in other parts of the country) and some can look swarthy in the south.

tldr: english = paler, narrower, more light eyes, sophiscated look
germans = robust, more brown eyes on avg, slightly darker or just fair skin, and blonder on avg.

thats about it.
@jaaba @enriquecuador @Magnus Ironblood

I agree

we are also pale as fuck bc of the weather tho
So basically Brits mog with their High contrast superman striking coloring

Especially Welsh and southern English
 
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So basically Brits mog with their High contrast superman striking coloring

Especially Welsh and southern English
Southern English mog northern English for a number of reasons

To list a few: better weather, on average wealthier so better food, less of a drinking culture (still a very large one), less Celtic blood in south (more Anglo) and just generally they are not as degenerate
 

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