do you have a dark secret

Once on a rainy night i was very drunk. I drank almost a whole bottle of Whiskey before i started breaking up in tears. I lost my job the morning before and was very depressed, i didn’t know what to do with my life and was questioning god and the world, i thought about suicide a lot. But then i while i was tears ran down my face i accidently looked over to my left and there saw a picture of a woman on the wall. This woman was OP‘s mother and i remembered she was the best blowjob i ever had.
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Once on a rainy night i was very drunk. I drank almost a whole bottle of Whiskey before i started breaking up in tears. I lost my job the morning before and was very depressed, i didn’t know what to do with my life and was questioning god and the world, i thought about suicide a lot. But then while tears ran down my face i accidently looked over to my left and there i saw a picture of a woman on the wall. This woman was OP‘s mother and i remembered she was the best blowjob i ever had.
lowkey i was feeling bad for you
 
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whats your secret op?
 
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yes I almost ruined a foid's social life because she said I was dumb not elaborating more :HYPERS:
 
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go in detail whatd u do to and to what thats interesting are u baiting lol
no i tortured to death an animal and dismember
 
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yes I almost ruined a foid's social life because she said I was dumb not elaborating more :HYPERS:
just say it

did you throw acid on her face
 
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When I was retarded at like 12 I made a "BBC Badge" and gave it to all my black friends, at the time it was peak comedy for all of us.

Until someone who was even more retarded than me (A dude who failed the grade twice) put his BBC Badge on a girls desk for some reason and left it there, the girl showed it to the teacher and the teacher was tweaking out about it.

I confessed to making the badge because I knew he would snitch on me and I didn't want to be in more trouble than I already was in. A few of my friends also confessed to having the BBC Badge and we all got sent to the principle, we got told off, and the dude who left his badge on the girls desk snitched and said the BBC joke was made by most boys in our school.

So the next day a bunch of boys were lined up by the principles office, it looked like a death by firing squad thing the way they were lined up :lul: And they got told to stop joking about shit like that.

Funnily enough I actually become close friends with some of the kids I gave the badge to, except that FUCKING RETARD SAMUEL who put the badge on a girls desk. FUCK YOU SAMUEL

Also I'm pretty sure a lot of girls from my old school who are also in the same high-school I'm in still remember the BBC Badge incident, and its probably the main reason I can never date in my high-school :feelswhy:

TLDR: FUCK SAMUEL, made a 'BBC Badge' and got in trouble, I will never date a girl because of this jfl
 
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just say it
fed.... 🙄🙄🙄
but if you want so much to know I guess I could explain... :love::love::love::love::love::love:
did you throw acid on her face
no im not goatis


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Basically I got all her socials's passwords and followed her parents and made a post tagging all her family members saying she was coming out as gay (her family is like very conservative and shit and she is like those tiktok foids that watch yaoi in class yk)
 
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fed.... 🙄🙄🙄
but if you want so much to know I guess I could explain... :love::love::love::love::love::love:

no im not goatis


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Basically I got all her socials's passwords and followed her parents and made a post tagging all her family members saying she was coming out as gay (her family is like very conservative and shit and she is like those tiktok foids that watch yaoi in class yk)
howd u get her pass
 
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howd u get her pass
-> Discovered her email because it was associated with her name in like those whitepages
-> Looked in haveibeenpwned if her email had databreachs associated
-> Got a databreach that had her email and pass hash in breached.to
-> Ran it through hashcat

(all of this in minecraft btw, not a true story, only for entretainment purposes)
 
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-> Discovered her email because it was associated with her name in like those whitepages
-> Looked in haveibeenpwned if her email had databreachs associated
-> Got a databreach that had her email and pass hash in breached.to
-> Ran it through hashcat

(all of this in minecraft btw, not a true story, only for entretainment purposes)
All this did not happend in minecraft

embrace it
 
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-> Discovered her email because it was associated with her name in like those whitepages
-> Looked in haveibeenpwned if her email had databreachs associated
-> Got a databreach that had her email and pass hash in breached.to
-> Ran it through hashcat

(all of this in minecraft btw, not a true story, only for entretainment purposes)
lmao thats funny u were dedicated
 
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none at all
 
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When I was retarded at like 12 I made a "BBC Badge" and gave it to all my black friends, at the time it was peak comedy for all of us.

Until someone who was even more retarded than me (A dude who failed the grade twice) put his BBC Badge on a girls desk for some reason and left it there, the girl showed it to the teacher and the teacher was tweaking out about it.

I confessed to making the badge because I knew he would snitch on me and I didn't want to be in more trouble than I already was in. A few of my friends also confessed to having the BBC Badge and we all got sent to the principle, we got told off, and the dude who left his badge on the girls desk snitched and said the BBC joke was made by most boys in our school.

So the next day a bunch of boys were lined up by the principles office, it looked like a death by firing squad thing the way they were lined up :lul: And they got told to stop joking about shit like that.

Funnily enough I actually become close friends with some of the kids I gave the badge to, except that FUCKING RETARD SAMUEL who put the badge on a girls desk. FUCK YOU SAMUEL

Also I'm pretty sure a lot of girls from my old school who are also in the same high-school I'm in still remember the BBC Badge incident, and its probably the main reason I can never date in my high-school :feelswhy:

TLDR: FUCK SAMUEL, made a 'BBC Badge' and got in trouble, I will never date a girl because of this jfl
@Sub5atbest I doubt it is this tho
 
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