do you have a dark secret

[LUKE546733]

yea youre not okay bro

How is that crazy tho is she not hot?

 

[Anamnesis]

i think some guy on here had her on his pfp i think it was jeannedarcalter

@JeanneDArcAlter

 

[LUKE546733]

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this makes you horny

Yes

 

[cryptt]

Once on a rainy night i was very drunk. I drank almost a whole bottle of Whiskey before i started breaking up in tears. I lost my job the morning before and was very depressed, i didn’t know what to do with my life and was questioning god and the world, i thought about suicide a lot. But then i while i was tears ran down my face i accidently looked over to my left and there saw a picture of a woman on the wall. This woman was OP‘s mother and i remembered she was the best blowjob i ever had.

hi!

 

[Anamnesis]

yea youre not okay bro

let him be

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

heres a safe place

Yeah but it’s not a dark space….

 

[Anamnesis]

Once on a rainy night i was very drunk. I drank almost a whole bottle of Whiskey before i started breaking up in tears. I lost my job the morning before and was very depressed, i didn’t know what to do with my life and was questioning god and the world, i thought about suicide a lot. But then while tears ran down my face i accidently looked over to my left and there i saw a picture of a woman on the wall. This woman was OP‘s mother and i remembered she was the best blowjob i ever had.

lowkey i was feeling bad for you

 

[cryptt]

How is that crazy tho is she not hot?

no but u do u bhai shes normal tho

 

[Anamnesis]

How is that crazy tho is she not hot?

she doesnt have boobs bro

 

[Anamnesis]

Yeah but it’s not a dark space….

safe dark place

 

[LUKE546733]

no but u do u bhai shes normal tho

No she’s hot as fuck how do u not see it

 

[LUKE546733]

she doesnt have boobs bro

It’s all about the face

 

[cryptt]

It’s all about the face

NIGGA.

 

[Anamnesis]

No she’s hot as fuck how do u not see it

 

[Anamnesis]

It’s all about the face

Nigga today i saw the best ass of my life i cant stop thinking about it

her face was bad

 

[Deleted member 328836]

Yeah but it’s not a dark space….

You know you can switch the theme, right?

 

[Deleted member 328836]

she doesnt have boobs bro

She's 15.

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

safe dark place

What’s dark about a forum of Ltns that can’t get laid…

 

[cryptt]

whats your secret op?

 

[Anamnesis]

She's 15.

in 9th grade my calssmate has the biggest boobs i saw in my life

 

[Anamnesis]

What’s dark about a forum of Ltns that can’t get laid…

thats dark

 

[Anamnesis]

whats your secret op?

oh the horror

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

in 9th grade my calssmate has the biggest boobs i saw in my life

Let me guess you didn’t fuck her and then killed a spider

 

[cryptt]

oh the horror

wym

 

[Anamnesis]

Let me guess you didn’t fuck her and then killed a spider

probably

 

[Anamnesis]

wym

basically extreme torture

 

[cryptt]

basically extreme torture

youve done it?

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

probably

That’s good I hate spiders

 

[Anamnesis]

youve done it?

exactly

 

[Anamnesis]

That’s good I hate spiders

 

[cryptt]

exactly

go in detail whatd u do to and to what thats interesting are u baiting lol

 

[Arbuscular]

yes I almost ruined a foid's social life because she said I was dumb not elaborating more

 

[Anamnesis]

go in detail whatd u do to and to what thats interesting are u baiting lol

no i tortured to death an animal and dismember

 

[Anamnesis]

yes I almost ruined a foid's social life because she said I was dumb not elaborating more

just say it

did you throw acid on her face

 

[cryptt]

no i tortured to death an animal and dismember

o what animal was it did u enjoy it

 

[Anamnesis]

o what animal was it did u enjoy it

dog
and rats

yes

 

[Sacrifice]

When I was retarded at like 12 I made a "BBC Badge" and gave it to all my black friends, at the time it was peak comedy for all of us.

Until someone who was even more retarded than me (A dude who failed the grade twice) put his BBC Badge on a girls desk for some reason and left it there, the girl showed it to the teacher and the teacher was tweaking out about it.

I confessed to making the badge because I knew he would snitch on me and I didn't want to be in more trouble than I already was in. A few of my friends also confessed to having the BBC Badge and we all got sent to the principle, we got told off, and the dude who left his badge on the girls desk snitched and said the BBC joke was made by most boys in our school.

So the next day a bunch of boys were lined up by the principles office, it looked like a death by firing squad thing the way they were lined up And they got told to stop joking about shit like that.

Funnily enough I actually become close friends with some of the kids I gave the badge to, except that FUCKING RETARD SAMUEL who put the badge on a girls desk. FUCK YOU SAMUEL

Also I'm pretty sure a lot of girls from my old school who are also in the same high-school I'm in still remember the BBC Badge incident, and its probably the main reason I can never date in my high-school

TLDR: FUCK SAMUEL, made a 'BBC Badge' and got in trouble, I will never date a girl because of this jfl

 

[Anamnesis]

dog
and rats

yes

ngl it was just meh

 

[Arbuscular]

just say it

fed....
but if you want so much to know I guess I could explain...

did you throw acid on her face

no im not goatis


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Basically I got all her socials's passwords and followed her parents and made a post tagging all her family members saying she was coming out as gay (her family is like very conservative and shit and she is like those tiktok foids that watch yaoi in class yk)

 

[cryptt]

ngl it was just meh

u dont have to clear your name bhai its the safe place

 

[cryptt]

fed....
but if you want so much to know I guess I could explain...

no im not goatis


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Basically I got all her socials's passwords and followed her parents and made a post tagging all her family members saying she was coming out as gay (her family is like very conservative and shit and she is like those tiktok foids that watch yaoi in class yk)

howd u get her pass

 

[Arbuscular]

howd u get her pass

-> Discovered her email because it was associated with her name in like those whitepages
-> Looked in haveibeenpwned if her email had databreachs associated
-> Got a databreach that had her email and pass hash in breached.to
-> Ran it through hashcat

(all of this in minecraft btw, not a true story, only for entretainment purposes)

 

[Anamnesis]

-> Discovered her email because it was associated with her name in like those whitepages
-> Looked in haveibeenpwned if her email had databreachs associated
-> Got a databreach that had her email and pass hash in breached.to
-> Ran it through hashcat

(all of this in minecraft btw, not a true story, only for entretainment purposes)

All this did not happend in minecraft

embrace it

 

[cryptt]

-> Discovered her email because it was associated with her name in like those whitepages
-> Looked in haveibeenpwned if her email had databreachs associated
-> Got a databreach that had her email and pass hash in breached.to
-> Ran it through hashcat

(all of this in minecraft btw, not a true story, only for entretainment purposes)

lmao thats funny u were dedicated

 

[Arbuscular]

lmao thats funny u were dedicated

Reasonable crashout

 

[cryptt]

Reasonable crashout

sure u have a dexter pfp

 

[Arbuscular]

sure u have a dexter pfp

 

[Sayori]

obviously

tell me

THIS IS MY DARK SECRET

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

none at all

 

[Anamnesis]

THIS IS MY DARK SECRET

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