Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

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Standing up mogs tbh
Don’t have to contort your body and fit your arm in a small gap between your ass and the toilet
 
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I'm indian
i dont wipe at all
 
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Standing
 
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Bidet
 
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I'm a bidet maxxer
 
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Sitting down most of the times I shit outside too
 
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Standing so I'm sure I don't touch the toilet
 
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letting it crust and then using it as food seasoning is optimal
 
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Sitting down most of the times I shit outside too
Shitting outside is law tbh
I don’t do it, but a designated indoor spot where multiple people shit (toilet) is really weird tbh
The ideal would be to live by a river, drink from upstream, bathe further downstream, and shit even further downstream
 
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I wash it in the shower
 
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lwk both, i sometimes have to stand up to be sure i had access to all of my ass
i'm very pedantically wiping my ass
 
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Standing up mogs tbh
Don’t have to contort your body and fit your arm in a small gap between your ass and the toilet
6785
 
lwk both, i sometimes have to stand up to be sure i had access to all of my ass
i'm very pedantically wiping my ass
You have to wipe both ways (forward and backward) too
 
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bidets bro bidets
 
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i like to shit outside in the bromley bushes as i prey on the youth..
 
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Wiping standing up is law.

Doing it while seated would leave your wrist and hand covered in poo.
 
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