Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

[optimisticzoomer]

Standing up mogs tbh
Don’t have to contort your body and fit your arm in a small gap between your ass and the toilet

 

[sonic55555]

I'm indian
i dont wipe at all

 

[user20266741]

Standing

 

[sonic55555]

Standing

what race you saar

 

[Montenigger]

Bidet

 

[user20266741]

what race you saar

White

 

[FunnyVALENTINE]

I'm a bidet maxxer

 

[R@m@]

Sitting down most of the times I shit outside too

 

[aethel]

Standing so I'm sure I don't touch the toilet

 

[sonic55555]

I'm a bidet maxxer

CURRY DETECTED RED ALERT RED ALERT

 

[sonic55555]

White

ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT

 

[user20266741]

ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT

Yes?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I'm a bidet maxxer

Wet ass

 

[BrutalMogger]

letting it crust and then using it as food seasoning is optimal

 

[sonic55555]

letting it crust and then using it as food seasoning is optimal

indian man detected

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Sitting down most of the times I shit outside too

Shitting outside is law tbh
I don’t do it, but a designated indoor spot where multiple people shit (toilet) is really weird tbh
The ideal would be to live by a river, drink from upstream, bathe further downstream, and shit even further downstream

 

[FunnyVALENTINE]

CURRY DETECTED RED ALERT RED ALERT

I'M AND YOUR MOM LOVES ME .

Wet ass

NAH NIGGA YOUR GIRL ASS WET AFTER SHE SEE ME .

 

[SoundnVision]

I wash it in the shower

 

[BrutalMogger]

I'M AND YOUR MOM LOVES ME .

NAH NIGGA YOUR GIRL ASS WET AFTER SHE SEE ME .

stop swearing n word is not nice

 

[Throw_Away]

I'm indian
i dont wipe at all

wiping your ass is low test

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I'M AND YOUR MOM LOVES ME .

NAH NIGGA YOUR GIRL ASS WET AFTER SHE SEE ME .

Fecal matter

 

[zudlife]

Sitting down

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I wash it in the shower

Every time? And without wiping first?

 

[kdz777]

lwk both, i sometimes have to stand up to be sure i had access to all of my ass
i'm very pedantically wiping my ass

 

[Shirobon]

Standing up mogs tbh
Don’t have to contort your body and fit your arm in a small gap between your ass and the toilet

 

[SoundnVision]

Every time? And without wiping first?

Yeah, it's cleaner

 

[optimisticzoomer]

lwk both, i sometimes have to stand up to be sure i had access to all of my ass
i'm very pedantically wiping my ass

You have to wipe both ways (forward and backward) too

 

[sonic55555]

lwk both, i sometimes have to stand up to be sure i had access to all of my ass
i'm very pedantically wiping my ass

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yeah, it's cleaner

Who do you want it clean for?

 

[SoundnVision]

Who do you want it clean for?

I just feel disgusting walking around with dried shit on my ass I dunno how people walk around like that

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Oi m8.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I just feel disgusting walking around with dried shit on my ass I dunno how people walk around like that

It’s not actual lumps of shit tho

 

[satangoy]

Standing so I'm sure I don't touch the toilet

 

[filthycurrycel]

bidets bro bidets

 

[optimisticzoomer]

bidets bro bidets

filthycurrycel

 

[filthycurrycel]

filthycurrycel

optimisticzoomer

 

[imontheloose]

i like to shit outside in the bromley bushes as i prey on the youth..

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Wiping standing up is law.

Doing it while seated would leave your wrist and hand covered in poo.