I am the most sexless and socially disenfranchised human to have ever existed, so that seems plausible.
Why anyone would think someone in the United States would openly admit to steroid use in real life is a mystery to me.
How does that relate to my post?I've been eating 5000+ calories a day in full view of my mother and have gained a noticeable amount of muscle (she's commented on this) and a disproportionately small amount of body fat within a very short period of time. (I keep track of these things with tape and scale measurements to prevent mirror coping.) She thinks I'm not on steroids because I told her I wasn't when she asked me if I was.
Parents are oblivious, especially mothers.
Have you tried talking to her, just explain masturbation to her like you would explain it to a child: "Mom, you can't just burst like this in my room, you see...when a boy grows up, after a certain age he starts to feel sexy, so he starts to touch and rub his body to feel good, this is perfectly normal and natural.".
Might as well tell her right away that I am fapping- No thank you. That is still too awkward to me.
I make those anyway, even when not fapping.
