DONT LET 2026 BE LIKE 2025

[Glorious King]

in order to slay, a woman has to acknowledge your existence and see you as a man she is interested in, if you never got these things in your teens and early 20s, its 100% done deal

YE I GET THOSE , SO NO WORRIES

 

[inversions]

where my success story @ nigga

I got a job I work 2 hours a week

@Mogs Me nigga switched up as soon as he got a job

 

[Glorious King]

where my success story @ nigga

I got a job I work 2 hours a week

@Mogs Me nigga switched up as soon as he got a job

Y'ALL DESERVE A BOTB WORTHY THREAD

THIS IS FOR ROOKIES

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What a miss

 

[Sub5kang]

where my success story @ nigga

I got a job I work 2 hours a week

@Mogs Me nigga switched up as soon as he got a job

You got a job? Am I a bum

 

[Glorious King]

What a miss

Alas, I couldn’t satisfy your needs, my highness

 

[PsychoDsk]

Poetry
May 2026 be great for everyone

 

[inversions]

You got a job? Am I a bum

Yep you're a bum

 

[Chakras]

Disgusting thread. Waste of time, electricity and water, truly a waste for humanity.

 

[LTNUser]

YEA

I DONT RECALL IT TBH

Do you remember forever gymcelling user ?
He was also a rich man I think

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Alas, I couldn’t satisfy your needs, my highness

Don’t know about any of the looksmaxxing ones, as I have all of them on ignore, but every mention after that was completely off the mark
@PsychoDsk for example is a poor Tunisian

 

[inversions]

Disgusting thread. Waste of time, electricity and water, truly a waste for humanity.

I know you just scanned through it and saw no mention of me and therefore drew this conclusion.

 

[Sub5kang]

Yep you're a bum

Don't make me step to the big 'ford
What do you work as though is it like a Tesco job or tutoring

 

[inversions]

Don't make me step to the big 'ford
What do you work as though is it like a Tesco job or tutoring

Tutoring

 

[Chakras]

I know you just scanned through it and saw no mention of me and therefore drew this conclusion.

Sooo true.

 

[Sub5kang]

Tutoring

Some retarded year 11 I assume?

 

[inversions]

Some retarded year 11 I assume?

A 5 year old

 

[LTNUser]

How many ex you broke up with?
More than 10 ?

 

[LTNUser]

How many ex you broke up with?
More than 10 ?

Meant to reply to @PsychoDsk

 

[Sub5kang]

A 5 year old

Same thing
What the fuck do you tutor him on? ABCs

 

[inversions]

Same thing
What the fuck do you tutor him on? ABCs

Yeah literally

Taught division and multiplication the other day

It's so hard because the kid can't even read

So teaching English is impossible bro the kid's still spelling shit out

 

[Sub5kang]

Yeah literally

Taught division and multiplication the other day

It's so hard because the kid can't even read

So teaching English is impossible bro the kid's still spelling shit out

His parents have to be rich to be hiring a tutor for their five year olds? I assume they pay well what's your hourly rate

 

[inversions]

His parents have to be rich to be hiring a tutor for their five year olds? I assume they pay well what's your hourly rate

I dunno

the tuition centre hasnt even told me pay yet

i think they have me enslaved

 

[Sub5kang]

I dunno

the tuition centre hasnt even told me pay yet

i think they have me enslaved

I cba to get a job I like my life rn
I grind GTA online
Go gym
Starve on reta
Maybe study
Life is so peak

 

[inversions]

I cba to get a job I like my life rn
I grind GTA online
Go gym
Starve on reta
Maybe study
Life is so peak

dude i need to get on reta

do ur parents allow u

how do u hide it

 

[PsychoDsk]

Don’t know about any of the looksmaxxing ones, as I have all of them on ignore, but every mention after that was completely off the mark
@PsychoDsk for example is a poor Tunisian

How on earth did you come up with ‘tunisian’

 

[PsychoDsk]

How many ex you broke up with?
More than 10 ?

I’ve only really ever had 1 real relationship

 

[Sub5kang]

dude i need to get on reta

Well worth it

do ur parents allow u

They don't know

how do u hide it

Not that hard

 

[Glorious King]

I know you just scanned through it and saw no mention of me and therefore drew this conclusion.

TYPE OF NIGGA TO DO MASSAI JUMPS

AND THEN EXCEPT TO BE AS TALL AS WEMBY

 

[Glorious King]

Tutoring

MIRIN

TEACH HIM ABOUT ORBITAL DE COMPRESSION AND USAGE OF HGH

 

[inversions]

MIRIN

TEACH HIM ABOUT ORBITAL DE COMPRESSION AND USAGE OF HGH

The kid's still learning to read nigga

He'll prolly have a stroke the second he sees orbital decompression

Ok I see

Nigga tryna get me fired to increase availability in the job market

Watch out nigga I'm on to you

 

[Glorious King]

I’ve only really ever had 1 real relationship

The fact that I know your entire love life and you don’t even know me is a mirin fact in itself.

 

[Glorious King]

The kid's still learning to read nigga

He'll prolly have a stroke the second he sees orbital decompression

Ok I see

Nigga tryna get me fired to increase availability in the job market

Watch out nigga I'm on to you

IM TYRNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE YK

 

[optimisticzoomer]

The kid's still learning to read nigga

He'll prolly have a stroke the second he sees orbital decompression

Ok I see

Nigga tryna get me fired to increase availability in the job market

Watch out nigga I'm on to you

I will have an Orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure lenght and a 12 mm quandrangular modified Lefort 3 as describet by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Lefort I with 5 degrees of countreclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancemend and chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ant face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer who i can not afford to go to. Throw in an Almond eye surgery Dr. Taban style, meaning with lateral canthoplexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression. Make me an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Use Peek not silicone and remember to use 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, recontour it to a wide square style.

 

[inversions]

I will have an Orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure lenght and a 12 mm quandrangular modified Lefort 3 as describet by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Lefort I with 5 degrees of countreclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancemend and chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ant face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer who i can not afford to go to. Throw in an Almond eye surgery Dr. Taban style, meaning with lateral canthoplexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression. Make me an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Use Peek not silicone and remember to use 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, recontour it to a wide square style.

I haven't seen a picture of ur hairline in weeks

Is everything ok?

 

[Glorious King]

I will have an Orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure lenght and a 12 mm quandrangular modified Lefort 3 as describet by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Lefort I with 5 degrees of countreclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancemend and chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ant face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer who i can not afford to go to. Throw in an Almond eye surgery Dr. Taban style, meaning with lateral canthoplexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression. Make me an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Use Peek not silicone and remember to use 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, recontour it to a wide square style.

OR COULD 'VE SAID

IM GETTING A NEW FACE

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I haven't seen a picture of ur hairline in weeks

Is everything ok?

Monkmaxxing

 

[Glorious King]

I haven't seen a picture of ur hairline in weeks

Is everything ok?

YE I REMEMBER HIM POSTING BOUT HIS HAIRLINE

APPARENTLY HE WAS USING FIN

@optimisticzoomer WHY NOT DUT?

 

[childishkillah]

So this year's coming to an end

For some it might be one of the best years of their life, but for most it was shit as usual

Now then let's introspect what made this year go wrong?

Is it your genes? or the dalit mentality of not improving a single thing?

Small things do matter in long run

How? i'll share you a few examples

1) LOOKSMAXING

@Tigermoggerlol : Now we all know tiger, and his ascension has gotta be one of the highlights of this year. OBV, he did water stuff like leanmaxing, diet and then HARDMAXING ( fillers , botox etc)

But what stands out? what makes him known is his SKIN BLEACHING PROTOCOL , no one in this forum knew about it or implemented it until this nigga showed up and boom now every ethnic is SKIN BLEACHING.

@NarrowBoneMarrow : The man, the myth , the dung beetle. From posting " RATE ME AM I CHUDLITE ?" to actually getting a GENIO is mind blowing. It just tells you , that even though he got trolled for 999th time but yet he used that feedback and improved but dumb nigga got banned .

@Jattdontcare : From being a pajeet with 25%+ bf to using ROIDS getting lean and now looks med passing , dont let his trolls fool you. Nigga is smart and he is actually maxxing out his stats while being a butt of the joke. The thing to learn from him is to ascend no matter how many times u get trolled.

2) MONEYMAXXING / CAREER


@Jason Voorhees : If u dont know this guy, either you're a grey , living under a rock or just an ethnic hater. "This nigga single handedly got me a job".
This is a perfect example of ascending in life. He got a mogger job , a cute gf .

What to learn from him?
Simple , always keep learning new things. Never settle/ stop cus you'll be left behind.
Also dont let yourself down just cus some 17yr old nigga named " ethan " halfway across the world said kys, its over etc.
To this day it baffle's me that there's always some grey saying him " retard " in this thread even though their iq is lower than that of a room temp.


@PsychoDsk : Nothing much to say, we all know that he's a chad and a millionaire

but what stood out is his strong mindset. Even though he posted his " 897th i miss my ex thread" yet he didnt drift away from his goal.

he's still grinding and earning that big bucks while being a chad.

Honourable mentions:

@imontheloose @Seth Walsh they're high iq users but i couldn't find any info about their success stories so cant comment

but having a high iq is a blessing in disguise , so they would be successful no matter what unless they fuck it up altogether.


LOOK IN THE END EACH USER HAS ONE SPECIFIC TRAIT THAT MAKES THEM A STANDOUT, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO WIN

FIND THAT TRAIT AND EXPLOIT IT TO WIN IRL


LET'S HOPE 2026 MIGHT BE A GOOD YEAR FOR Y'ALL

Read every molecule like the good goy that i am

 

[optimisticzoomer]

YE I REMEMBER HIM POSTING BOUT HIS HAIRLINE

APPARENTLY HE WAS USING FIN

@optimisticzoomer WHY NOT DUT?

I use fin, avodart, 10 mg dut powder, and RU58841

 

[inversions]

Monkmaxxing

So you went bald?

This the real monkmaxxing

 

[Glorious King]

I use fin, avodart, 10 mg dut powder, and RU58841

DAMMN IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO USE? APART FROM MEDUSA'S MILK

 

[optimisticzoomer]

So you went bald?

This the real monkmaxxing

View attachment 4478396

I don’t follow any particular religion

 

[Glorious King]

Read every molecule like the good goy that i am

HERE HAVE MY REP

 

[Fridx]

So this year's coming to an end

For some it might be one of the best years of their life, but for most it was shit as usual

Now then let's introspect what made this year go wrong?

Is it your genes? or the dalit mentality of not improving a single thing?

Small things do matter in long run

How? i'll share you a few examples

1) LOOKSMAXING

@Tigermoggerlol : Now we all know tiger, and his ascension has gotta be one of the highlights of this year. OBV, he did water stuff like leanmaxing, diet and then HARDMAXING ( fillers , botox etc)

But what stands out? what makes him known is his SKIN BLEACHING PROTOCOL , no one in this forum knew about it or implemented it until this nigga showed up and boom now every ethnic is SKIN BLEACHING.

@NarrowBoneMarrow : The man, the myth , the dung beetle. From posting " RATE ME AM I CHUDLITE ?" to actually getting a GENIO is mind blowing. It just tells you , that even though he got trolled for 999th time but yet he used that feedback and improved but dumb nigga got banned .

@Jattdontcare : From being a pajeet with 25%+ bf to using ROIDS getting lean and now looks med passing , dont let his trolls fool you. Nigga is smart and he is actually maxxing out his stats while being a butt of the joke. The thing to learn from him is to ascend no matter how many times u get trolled.

2) MONEYMAXXING / CAREER


@Jason Voorhees : If u dont know this guy, either you're a grey , living under a rock or just an ethnic hater. "This nigga single handedly got me a job".
This is a perfect example of ascending in life. He got a mogger job , a cute gf .

What to learn from him?
Simple , always keep learning new things. Never settle/ stop cus you'll be left behind.
Also dont let yourself down just cus some 17yr old nigga named " ethan " halfway across the world said kys, its over etc.
To this day it baffle's me that there's always some grey saying him " retard " in this thread even though their iq is lower than that of a room temp.


@PsychoDsk : Nothing much to say, we all know that he's a chad and a millionaire

but what stood out is his strong mindset. Even though he posted his " 897th i miss my ex thread" yet he didnt drift away from his goal.

he's still grinding and earning that big bucks while being a chad.

Honourable mentions:

@imontheloose @Seth Walsh they're high iq users but i couldn't find any info about their success stories so cant comment

but having a high iq is a blessing in disguise , so they would be successful no matter what unless they fuck it up altogether.


LOOK IN THE END EACH USER HAS ONE SPECIFIC TRAIT THAT MAKES THEM A STANDOUT, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO WIN

FIND THAT TRAIT AND EXPLOIT IT TO WIN IRL


LET'S HOPE 2026 MIGHT BE A GOOD YEAR FOR Y'ALL

You forgot me nigga

 

[Glorious King]

I don’t follow any particular religion

THE MORE U SPEAK THE MORE I THINK @imontheloose IS YOUR LONG LOST TWIN

 

[inversions]

I don’t follow any particular religion

You just follow the pussy

I respect that.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

HERE HAVE MY REP

Do you have to constantly change font size, italics and boldness?
Whenever I make a new post, font changes back to default

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You just follow the pussy

I respect that.

I’m monkmaxxing

 

[inversions]

Do you have to constantly change font size, italics and boldness?
Whenever I make a new post, font changes back to default

i was about to ask that