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Fuchsia
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So there's a lady who's lived in one of the apartments downstairs from us for a year and a half now. She's about mid 40's, white, single, and divorced at least once. Not bad looking for her age. About a week ago my wife and I had a huge fight where I ended up scolding and yelling at her pretty loudly. The next day the lady downstairs popped open her door as my wife walked by it and said to her, "Let me know if you need anything."
My wife thought it was strange. I figured the woman must have heard us fighting so she thought my wife was in trouble or some shit. In an abusive relationship. Sure enough this morning there was a knock on my door. I answered and it was the woman. She was surprised to see me but she asked if I could help her find her phone by calling it because she lost it somewhere in her apartment. I smiled at her and told her to my wife could help her out. My wife got up and went with her. When she got back she told me the lady looked at her funny and said "It's for you.", when my wife put the woman's number in her phone. When my wife dialed her number she disappeared into her apartment and her phone went to voicemail. I then told my wife to go knock on her door and ask if she found her phone.
When my wife came back she said the lady laughed and said she lost her phone in her bag of chips. I was livid and so was my wife. A couple of hours ago I left for work early and bought a huge bag of Lay's plain potato chips. I went back home and left them crumpled upside down laying against her door. Fucking stupid cunt will get the message and I'll be walking past her door when she's up every morning when I come home from work.
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My wife thought it was strange. I figured the woman must have heard us fighting so she thought my wife was in trouble or some shit. In an abusive relationship. Sure enough this morning there was a knock on my door. I answered and it was the woman. She was surprised to see me but she asked if I could help her find her phone by calling it because she lost it somewhere in her apartment. I smiled at her and told her to my wife could help her out. My wife got up and went with her. When she got back she told me the lady looked at her funny and said "It's for you.", when my wife put the woman's number in her phone. When my wife dialed her number she disappeared into her apartment and her phone went to voicemail. I then told my wife to go knock on her door and ask if she found her phone.
When my wife came back she said the lady laughed and said she lost her phone in her bag of chips. I was livid and so was my wife. A couple of hours ago I left for work early and bought a huge bag of Lay's plain potato chips. I went back home and left them crumpled upside down laying against her door. Fucking stupid cunt will get the message and I'll be walking past her door when she's up every morning when I come home from work.
@FiendFiend
@Aladin
@Ritalincel
@Gengar
@Vermilioncore
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