I think my penis is gonna break

[BatemanNigga]

I was jacking off with shampoo and got out now it is flaky and the skin feels like an alligator am i turning into a female?

 

[ChadThundercøck]

With shampoo?

Really nigga shampoo?

 

[BatemanNigga]

With shampoo?

Really nigga shampoo?

Yea it smelled good

 

[Thief]

Alcohol dehydrating your dick tip is one of the worst feelings around

 

[foidfondler]

I was jacking off with shampoo and got out now it is flaky and the skin feels like an alligator am i turning into a female?

depends on the shampoo brand but most likely

you will soon have to be banned

 

[Mansur]

Have been through this, peeling it off is fucking hell. Blood bursts everywhere

But it is a nice feeling indeed cant argue with that

 

[ghoulmania]

Yea it smelled good

so does that mean if a chick sucks it off she gets perfume in her mouth or dickflakes

 

[BatemanNigga]

Alcohol dehydrating your dick tip is one of the worst feelings around

Its my whole dick it feels like the lizard from spiderman

 

[ghoulmania]

Have been through this, peeling it off is fucking hell. Blood bursts everywhere

But it is a nice feeling indeed cant argue with that

that's called having periods i think, it's when the pussy leaks blood

 

[BatemanNigga]

so does that mean if a chick sucks it off she gets perfume in her mouth or dickflakes

Both maybe

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

bro one time I woke up with my penis extender on and my mom walked in and grabbed my penis and said ''what's this'' and violently yanked it off my dick and it bruised my foreskin

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

damn bruh it really sucks being chinese with a freakin micropenis i should just end it ngl one time at primary school i took my pants off in front of a chinese girl and she said ''sho we one'' which means ''why is it so smol?'' and i hid under a table and cried all day

 

[Thief]

bro one time I woke up with my penis extender on and my mom walked in and grabbed my penis and said ''what's this'' and violently yanked it off my dick and it bruised my foreskin

Good introduction to a porno scenario am I ryte?

 

[Thief]

Since that thought crossed my mind I probably have to wank tonight

 

[BatemanNigga]

Since that thought crossed my mind I probably have to wank tonight

I do it every 3 hours

 

[Thief]

I do it every 3 hours

I'm on DNP and a load of other drugs and I have a little insomnia so my dick is hardstuck sedated and I can't do that anymore

 

[Cthulhu]

It's going to fall off

 

[enviouss]

I was jacking off with shampoo and got out now it is flaky and the skin feels like an alligator am i turning into a female?

Who gave you the idea to jerk off with shampoo? Use conditioner next time