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pneumocystosis
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I still had syringes from when I used to inject MT2.
Drunk me thought:
“What if i stick the needle in my face and suck the water out of my cheeks with it?”
So I ran to my backpack in the middle of pre’s. I grabbed the needle and I started chasing my drunk Indian roommate around the kitchen with it. He screamed and shouted like a bitch and begged me to stop.
I then went to the bathroom and stuck the needle in my cheek.
Well, it didn’t suck anything out but blood. I didn’t stop bleeding for 30 minutes.
I made a hole in my face and I still have a great bruise around it.
TL;DR: USING A NEEDLE TO PULL WATER OUT OF YOUR CHEEKS DOES NOT WORK!!
keep ascending boys, keep trying shit.
One day, I promise <3
Pneumo
Drunk me thought:
“What if i stick the needle in my face and suck the water out of my cheeks with it?”
So I ran to my backpack in the middle of pre’s. I grabbed the needle and I started chasing my drunk Indian roommate around the kitchen with it. He screamed and shouted like a bitch and begged me to stop.
I then went to the bathroom and stuck the needle in my cheek.
Well, it didn’t suck anything out but blood. I didn’t stop bleeding for 30 minutes.
I made a hole in my face and I still have a great bruise around it.
TL;DR: USING A NEEDLE TO PULL WATER OUT OF YOUR CHEEKS DOES NOT WORK!!
keep ascending boys, keep trying shit.
One day, I promise <3
Pneumo
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