DRUNK ME TRIED DEBLOATING JFL

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I still had syringes from when I used to inject MT2.


Drunk me thought:

“What if i stick the needle in my face and suck the water out of my cheeks with it?”

So I ran to my backpack in the middle of pre’s. I grabbed the needle and I started chasing my drunk Indian roommate around the kitchen with it. He screamed and shouted like a bitch and begged me to stop.

I then went to the bathroom and stuck the needle in my cheek.


Well, it didn’t suck anything out but blood. I didn’t stop bleeding for 30 minutes.
I made a hole in my face and I still have a great bruise around it.



TL;DR: USING A NEEDLE TO PULL WATER OUT OF YOUR CHEEKS DOES NOT WORK!!


keep ascending boys, keep trying shit.
One day, I promise <3


Pneumo
 
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Retard
 
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Was it a big one :feelsmega:
 
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1679783392766

This you?
 
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jfl you tried debloating using needle and earned a scar, ur just fat now send side profile pic, i dont think ur as lean as before the bulk so you've lost psl
 

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would there be any way to adjust this to work
 
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Mirin low inhibition
 
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jfl you tried debloating using needle and earned a scar, ur just fat now send side profile pic, i dont think ur as lean as before the bulk so you've lost psl
I literally made a thread of my pictures after. I am no where near fat dawg.
 
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I grabbed the needle and I started chasing my drunk Indian roommate around the kitchen with it. He screamed and shouted like a bitch and begged me to stop.
Aryan Chad abusing indian subhumans

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How tall are u op
 
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henlo i am drunk agin my girfiren=d doesnt know i woill cheat onn her again okay
 
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tomorow i will make it 8or 9 times i cheated on her lol jfl
 
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jfl if you think you're below 12%, ideal body fat is 8-9%
bro i will mog your entire bloodline with 16% bf ass and i will punch your children
 
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i am 5'11 but i fraud 6'2 with lifts my dawg ima driunk :D:LOL::LOL::LOL:
Lets goo
Je suis 6'2 sans fraud je te mog au moins sur ça ptdrr

Frero pense pas qu'à la baise , en vrai tu vas lui niquer le moral à ta meuf quand elle va le savoir. Tu la trompes pour quelles raisons ?
 
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i am 5'11 but i fraud 6'2 with lifts my dawg ima driunk :D:LOL::LOL::LOL:

how do lifts even work for ONS

like do u keep ur shoes on when u fuck

what happens when u drop 2+ inches when ure taking off your shit before ure supposed to fuck her
 
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Lets goo
Je suis 6'2 sans fraud je te mog au moins sur ça ptdrr

Frero pense pas qu'à la baise , en vrai tu vas lui niquer le moral à ta meuf quand elle va le savoir. Tu la trompes pour quelles raisons ?
Ca plane pour moi 🔥🔥🔥🔥
 
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jfl you tried debloating using needle and earned a scar, ur just fat now send side profile pic, i dont think ur as lean as before the bulk so you've lost psl
He fell for the male gaze. Everyone warned him and now he is descending at a rapid rate.
 
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TL;DR: USING A NEEDLE TO PULL WATER OUT OF YOUR CHEEKS DOES NOT WORK!!
thanks man, I was just about to stick a needle in my face to suck out water.
 
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Lets goo
Je suis 6'2 sans fraud je te mog au moins sur ça ptdrr

Frero pense pas qu'à la baise , en vrai tu vas lui niquer le moral à ta meuf quand elle va le savoir. Tu la trompes pour quelles raisons ?
je la trompe parce que je peux.
Je suis dans mon prime je vais pas m’amuser à laisser passer des occasions pour baiser et pecho.
Elle saura jamais hehe
 
He fell for the male gaze. Everyone warned him and now he is descending at a rapid rate.
i lost hair with rad.
It wasn’t rad, it was winstrol i got fucked.
This is tragic my temples have receded real bad
 
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@pneumocystosis Did you notice any loss of gains after cycle or you kept everything?
 
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keep ascending boys, keep trying shit.
One day, I promise <3
This is important, Sir.
Mirin your dedication.

Moggers like yourself (motivate me to ER as I'm jealous) to looksmaxx.
 
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i lost hair with rad.
It wasn’t rad, it was winstrol i got fucked.
This is tragic my temples have receded real bad
next time order from a vendor that has third party testing.

look up the steroid forum on meso-rx

UK vendors especially just selectively scam you, because noone cares to pay for testing lol.

winstrol only cycle jfl

laughs cage GIF
 
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opposite of what I did, which was injecting things into my head. dont reccomend it.
 
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bro ur stories are getting hard to believe without pics, u should add one to prove everyone
nethertheless, another banger thread
 
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Didn't happen
 
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jfl you tried debloating using needle and earned a scar, ur just fat now send side profile pic, i dont think ur as lean as before the bulk so you've lost psl
wtf
i almost have the same side profile as pneumo in the second pic besides bigger nose+higher nosebridge and slightly less projected chin
 
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i lost hair with rad.
It wasn’t rad, it was winstrol i got fucked.
This is tragic my temples have receded real bad
Do you think uk sarms shit is fake will explain a lott first 2 weeks i used rad from another supplier because my rad was stuck at customs an I didn’t had hairloss
 
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i lost hair with rad.
It wasn’t rad, it was winstrol i got fucked.
This is tragic my temples have receded real bad
I just can start using the rad from the other company again tbh
 
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Do you think uk sarms shit is fake will explain a lott first 2 weeks i used rad from another supplier because my rad was stuck at customs an I didn’t had hairloss
i dont know bro...
i looked at winstrol and its effects.
it says that usually winstrol gives shoulder and back gains, which is what i mostly got.
i got all the side effects that winstrol usually causes.

i'm just puzzled as uksarms has third party lab testing and shit.

maybe the vials they sent to the lab were legit and the ones they sell are fake?
i dont know ugh
 
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i dont know bro...
i looked at winstrol and its effects.
it says that usually winstrol gives shoulder and back gains, which is what i mostly got.
i got all the side effects that winstrol usually causes.

i'm just puzzled as uksarms has third party lab testing and shit.

maybe the vials they sent to the lab were legit and the ones they sell are fake?
i dont know ugh
Yea tbh shedding i read i temporary and needs to grow back i really Dont want to stop my cycle tbh, it looks legit and has good reviews i have also mostly back and schoulder gains i did some research and receptorchem is most legit in uk/europe
i dont now bro only thing i need to get in Chadlite territory is a decent body i was talking with some user here and he had like 10-15 hairs lost in the shower to dont now if i need to keep going or stop natty lifting is such a cope just go to the gym for a year and eat clean to get the results of rad in 8 weeks i am thinking of this all day
 
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how do lifts even work for ONS

like do u keep ur shoes on when u fuck

what happens when u drop 2+ inches when ure taking off your shit before ure supposed to fuck her
Bro is just him
 
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Yea tbh shedding i read i temporary and needs to grow back i really Dont want to stop my cycle tbh, it looks legit and has good reviews i have also mostly back and schoulder gains i did some research and receptorchem is most legit in uk/europe
i dont now bro only thing i need to get in Chadlite territory is a decent body i was talking with some user here and he had like 10-15 hairs lost in the shower to dont now if i need to keep going or stop natty lifting is such a cope just go to the gym for a year and eat clean to get the results of rad in 8 weeks i am thinking of this all day
Bro just go to the gym seriously for 1y. You're a beginner and already thinking about taking roids. Be rational. Roids will make you ascend for 2 month before you get all the side effects, then you will stop, lose all your gains, but you will keep all the side effects. Just stay natty.
 
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Bro just go to the gym seriously for 1y. You're a beginner and already thinking about taking roids. Be rational. Roids will make you ascend for 2 month before you get all the side effects, then you will stop, lose all your gains, but you will keep all the side effects. Just stay natty.
Natty lifting will take with bad genetics 5 years to build a decent body look at hamza
 
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I still had syringes from when I used to inject MT2.


Drunk me thought:

“What if i stick the needle in my face and suck the water out of my cheeks with it?”

So I ran to my backpack in the middle of pre’s. I grabbed the needle and I started chasing my drunk Indian roommate around the kitchen with it. He screamed and shouted like a bitch and begged me to stop.

I then went to the bathroom and stuck the needle in my cheek.


Well, it didn’t suck anything out but blood. I didn’t stop bleeding for 30 minutes.
I made a hole in my face and I still have a great bruise around it.



TL;DR: USING A NEEDLE TO PULL WATER OUT OF YOUR CHEEKS DOES NOT WORK!!


keep ascending boys, keep trying shit.
One day, I promise <3


Pneumo
Christ dude

On alcohol? I've never got that stupid off anything but hard drugs
 
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Natty lifting will take with bad genetics 5 years to build a decent body look at hamza
How long have you been lifting?
You can get to 90% of your potential in 3 serious years.
 
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Christ dude

On alcohol? I've never got that stupid off anything but hard drugs
come on the idea isnt that supid in itself, is it?
 
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@pneumocystosis Did you notice any loss of gains after cycle or you kept everything?
i look less muscular now :(. I will weigh myself at the gym tomorrow and tell you how much i lost. not looking forward
 
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How long have you been lifting?
You can get to 90% of your potential in 3 serious years.
Dont have 3 years i have 5 months till i need to go back to one of my old schools where i will see the only girl i ever loved again i think about here when i have sex with my gf i have 5 months to become a mogger thats it i will do anything in my power to make her my gf this sounded gay as fuck tbh
 
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