eat expired food regularly. it conditions your immune system to be stronger

[gimmedatacc]

its an old trick and it works great. constantly eating unsanitary food over time will build up your immune system and make you more durable in old age. you may get sick the first dozen times but eventually your immune system will become so strong from adaption that nothing will faze you. you'll be able to eat moldy bread off the dirty floor without even flinching

 

[Skit]

hows expired food taste? I've never eaten it

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

stronger for what ? surviving the slums of jaipur so you can return to your village with all your savings at 40 years old

 

[gimmedatacc]

hows expired food taste? I've never eaten it

it tastes like black coffe