Escortcels: What’s the best Escort you fucked? Send pics/videos of her. If you have them

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What’s the best escort you’ve been with, and what was she like?
How old were you when you were with her, and how old was she? What did she look like?
 
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there is no gl escort in my town, only ugly old milfs
 
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whats an escort?

is that like a prostitute
 
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I never fucked escorts :SaberDance:
 
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I'd rather be an incel my whole live than have sex with prostitutes​
 
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I have a whole collection (30+) of them. I’ll share most my fav/memorable ones later
 
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what's the appeal of fucking one?
Are you gay? Are you seriously asking why someone would fuck a woman without taking responsibility for her or wasting time dating her?
 
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horny freak wants picturs
 
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Are you gay? Are you seriously asking why someone would fuck a woman without taking responsibility for her or wasting time dating her?
No that would be a one night stand, i'm asking what the appeal of paying a woman to like you is.

I don't wanna hear any cope about "gold digging is the same", it isn't because at least with a gold digger they like you to such an extent that they live with you
 
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I lost my virginity to an escort when i was 17 and went through a period of fucking them for a few months. I had a few bad experiences, just awkardness, not being able to get hard, her frauding to bits, but there was one colombian girl that was amazing. very pretty with amazing body, big juicy booty. I busted a good few nuts in her.
 
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No that would be a one night stand, i'm asking what the appeal of paying a woman to like you is.

I don't wanna hear any cope about "gold digging is the same", it isn't because at least with a gold digger they like you to such an extent that they live with you
It's simply a comparison between effort and reward. If you want to fuck a woman as good-looking as the escort you want, you'd normally have to be Chad, constantly at the gym, watch your diet, or abuse steroids.

Then you'd also have to invest additional time with her, showing interest in dating, and overall it would cost much more in terms of health, time, etc., than simply giving an escort a little money and having sex effortlessly.

Furthermore, the advantage would be that you could be selfish; with the escort you don't have to satisfy her, there's no performance pressure, and you don't have to feel ashamed at all, as if she were an object.

So = Escort > normal foid :feelshah:
 
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I lost my virginity to an escort when i was 17 and went through a period of fucking them for a few months. I had a few bad experiences, just awkardness, not being able to get hard, her frauding to bits, but there was one colombian girl that was amazing. very pretty with amazing body, big juicy booty. I busted a good few nuts in her.
*with a condom*
 
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I lost my virginity to an escort when i was 17 and went through a period of fucking them for a few months. I had a few bad experiences, just awkardness, not being able to get hard, her frauding to bits, but there was one colombian girl that was amazing. very pretty with amazing body, big juicy booty. I busted a good few nuts in her.
Mirin brah
 
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I lost my virginity to an escort when i was 17 and went through a period of fucking them for a few months. I had a few bad experiences, just awkardness, not being able to get hard, her frauding to bits, but there was one colombian girl that was amazing. very pretty with amazing body, big juicy booty. I busted a good few nuts in her.
Damn
 
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It's simply a comparison between effort and reward. If you want to fuck a woman as good-looking as the escort you want, you'd normally have to be Chad, constantly at the gym, watch your diet, or abuse steroids.

Then you'd also have to invest additional time with her, showing interest in dating, and overall it would cost much more in terms of health, time, etc., than simply giving an escort a little money and having sex effortlessly.

Furthermore, the advantage would be that you could be selfish; with the escort you don't have to satisfy her, there's no performance pressure, and you don't have to feel ashamed at all, as if she were an object.

So = Escort > normal foid :feelshah:
But you dont get the validation, that a hot girl wants you
 
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What’s the best escort you’ve been with, and what was she like?
How old were you when you were with her, and how old was she? What did she look like?
Naughty boy
 
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@Tenres @exvh @Mogs Me
IMG 9429
 
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Low T get away and save your sweet virginity for the prince on the white horse. As a man with a high T, sexuality is pure pleasure for you, not a sacred thing.:ROFLMAO:
 
Low T get away and save your sweet virginity for the prince on the white horse. As a man with a high T, sexuality is pure pleasure for you, not a sacred thing.:ROFLMAO:
Dnr brainlet
 
Dann she hot af prob was worth every Cent right?
Of course. She offered me the full girlfriend experience and even tried to put me onto her friend who was also a escort, but would probably fuck me for free cause I looked Asian :lul:. Too bad it was my last day in Berlin and had to pack my suitcases so I said no 😢
 
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What’s the best escort you’ve been with, and what was she like?
How old were you when you were with her, and how old was she? What did she look like?
freaky ass nigga js tryna goon
 
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But you dont get the validation, that a hot girl wants you
Validation would only come if you're good enough, therefore Chad, and to be Chad requires the effort/disadvantages I mentioned, therefore your argument leads back to my argument. You don't need confirmation anyway; the ratios of your face are measurable. Math will be your Validation; everything else is cope.
 
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fakecel thread
 
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Bruh have you fucked a milf before, I want some tips
Yes, I have. I can only last 20 minutes with MILFs at most. Because they're so my type. It's harder to get one; she risks her marriage, and even if she's single, she risks her reputation because everyone knows she's with someone younger.
 
Probably yo mum
 
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Of course. She offered me the full girlfriend experience and even tried to put me onto her friend who was also a escort, but would probably fuck me for free cause I looked Asian :lul:. Too bad it was my last day in Berlin and had to pack my suitcases so I said no 😢
Dude, you were blessed that day, I'm sure of it.
 
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It's simply a comparison between effort and reward. If you want to fuck a woman as good-looking as the escort you want, you'd normally have to be Chad, constantly at the gym, watch your diet, or abuse steroids.
This is called looksmax.org the whole point is to look good lol
Then you'd also have to invest additional time with her, showing interest in dating, and overall it would cost much more in terms of health, time, etc., than simply giving an escort a little money and having sex effortlessly.
Yeah if your putting effort in your a cuck, again this doesn't counter my ons point
Furthermore, the advantage would be that you could be selfish; with the escort you don't have to satisfy her, there's no performance pressure, and you don't have to feel ashamed at all, as if she were an object.

So = Escort > normal foid :feelshah:
surprised the escort isn't disgusted by you considering you say foid :lul: your a retard
 
What’s the best escort you’ve been with, and what was she like?
How old were you when you were with her, and how old was she? What did she look like?
nigga js tryna goon to escort slayers
 
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What’s the best escort you’ve been with, and what was she like?
How old were you when you were with her, and how old was she? What did she look like?
I fucked this girl in central London for £300 when I was 21 , she was top 3 hottest girls I have fucked looks wise , but her service set her apart , it was incredible , it really felt I was fucking a super hot girl who actually desired me. I can give you a full review if you are interested :p ?


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