Eu4 is so addicting

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All games started to seem childish and boring to me after a certain age but EU4 still gives me that childhood tier dopamine rush, also i can practice my evil tyrant fantasies too.
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Pathetic game to play
 
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insane incel game
 
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the "i play paradox games" starterpack : r/starterpacks
 
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I will rush to Caribbean as Castile then culturally enrich (genocide) natives, then ivory coast then India and Spice islands
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Castile is giga overpowered, and not that fun because of that, even the ai does pro player moves with castile. They legit have a free unification casus beli on portugal, naples, and get a pu anyways on aragon. The pu on portugal is especially super powerful

Playing an italian minor and forming Italy is a super fun game tbh
 
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omfg tsartsar!!!! im cumming hard inside your bussy this very moment :feelsgood:
 
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Castile is giga overpowered, and not that fun because of that, even the ai does pro player moves with castile. They legit have a free unification casus beli on portugal, naples, and get a pu anyways on aragon. The pu on portugal is especially super powerful

Playing an italian minor and forming Italy is a super fun game tbh
Tbh i dont like doing unrealistic stuff that much, for example Croatia conquering whole Europe is giga unrealistic and not fun
 
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Tbh i dont like doing unrealistic stuff that much, for example Croatia conquering whole Europe is giga unrealistic and not fun

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Im playing Sweden currently and my main goal is spreading protestant religion as much as possible in Europe, and just becoming the dominant European power
 
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Global Empire games mog hard tbh expanding in Central Europe is pain in the ass, i also like Austria and Russia too
Its not really a pain now cause i dismantled the hre super easily jfl, didn't fight a single battle, i just allied 4 of the electors, and austria (the emperor) was allied to the other 3, i declared a no cb war on Austria and legit just rushed the capitals of those 3 electors first, they fell super fast because of my super good siege ability, and then i rushed Vienna, and just dismantled the empire like that. Cageful cause there were zero battles fought :feelshaha:
 
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Don't forget about HOI4

 
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Yes, I always take over other nordic countries and attack Soviet Union with Germans in HOI4. How did you know?
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Its not really a pain now cause i dismantled the hre super easily jfl, didn't fight a single battle, i just allied 4 of the electors, and austria (the emperor) was allied to the other 3, i declared a no cb war on Austria and legit just rushed the capitals of those 3 electors first, they fell super fast because of my super good siege ability, and then i rushed Vienna, and just dismantled the empire like that. Cageful cause there were zero battles fought :feelshaha:
When i am playing games i just want to relax and chill, i never even tried to dismantle HRE jfl, my best gameplay was with Japan took the China and Korea also colonised Pacific
 
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Italy occupying Norway every game ruins immersion for me in that game tbh
Literally never happened to me ngl. You have historical focuses turned off probably, so countries start doing crazy shit they didn't really had interest in.
 
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seems like a shit game
 
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Its not really a pain now cause i dismantled the hre super easily jfl, didn't fight a single battle, i just allied 4 of the electors, and austria (the emperor) was allied to the other 3, i declared a no cb war on Austria and legit just rushed the capitals of those 3 electors first, they fell super fast because of my super good siege ability, and then i rushed Vienna, and just dismantled the empire like that. Cageful cause there were zero battles fought :feelshaha:
Last time I plaid HRE, I plaid as Nassau and vassalized many of the electors, had also BOTH England and France as allies, we won the first coalition war after I started taking territory like crazy, but then I took a bit more territory, and 2nd coalition war kicked my ass. Then they proceeded to give shit ton of my territories out I had conquered the past 50 years. Quit the game right there, never gonna play another HRE game with those small states, Brandenburg maybe.
 
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When i am playing games i just want to relax and chill, i never even tried to dismantle HRE jfl, my best gameplay was with Japan took the China and Korea also colonised Pacific
Dismantling the hre is very easy jfl, you just need to either ally all the electors or occupy all of their capitals (which is the much worse option), and occupy the capital of the emperor.
 
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Dismantling the hre is very easy jfl, you just need to either ally all the electors or occupy all of their capitals (which is the much worse option), and occupy the capital of the emperor.
Yeah i know but still never bothered it i have like 300 hours btw
 
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Last time I plaid HRE, I plaid as Nassau and vassalized many of the electors, had also BOTH England and France as allies, we won the first coalition war after I started taking territory like crazy, but then I took a bit more territory, and 2nd coalition war kicked my ass. Then they proceeded to give shit ton of my territories out I had conquered the past 50 years. Quit the game right there, never gonna play another HRE game with those small states, Brandenburg maybe.
The only way to play the HRE is to completely dismantle it, it feels like a huge stress relief when its gone, France started going ape shit in the west in my game since i dismantled the empire :feelshaha:
 
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Also only Germany and Japan are the fun rest are mainly boring to play especially US/UK
Yeah USA is not even worth playing, too OP. I love teaching the brits a lesson as a germany. It's easy to navally invade them if you start building submarines from the very start. So satisfying to fuck them up and and puppet England and all other countries in UK. I kinda wanna play soviets again, but I'm afraid it'll be too easy. Also Austria-Hungary is kinda nice.
 
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Literally never happened to me ngl. You have historical focuses turned off probably, so countries start doing crazy shit they didn't really had interest in.
No, its with historicsl focus on. The reason this happens is because Italy alwats has a good navy while Germany has a shit navy, so when Germany and Italy are at war, Italy always beats Germany and takes Oslo in my game jfl, looks so silly
 
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No, its with historicsl focus on. The reason this happens is because Italy alwats has a good navy while Germany has a shit navy, so when Germany and Italy are at war, Italy always beats Germany and takes Oslo in my game jfl, looks so silly
Italy beats germany in your games? Something wicked is going on in your HOI4 jfl. Even France could take Italy in my games, if Germany for some reason isn't there to back them up. Italy is super weak like in rl.
 
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All games started to seem childish and boring to me after a certain age but EU4 still gives me that childhood tier dopamine rush, also i can practice my evil tyrant fantasies too.
@TsarTsar444 @BigBiceps
Ck3 mogs
 
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Yeah USA is not even worth playing, too OP. I love teaching the brits a lesson as a germany. It's easy to navally invade them if you start building submarines from the very start. So satisfying to fuck them up and and puppet England and all other countries in UK. I kinda wanna play soviets again, but I'm afraid it'll be too easy. Also Austria-Hungary is kinda nice.
Great war mod is great too playing as psl 8 Frenchchads
 
Italy beats germany in your games? Something wicked is going on in your HOI4 jfl. Even France could take Italy in my games, if Germany for some reason isn't there to back them up. Italy is super weak like in rl.
I meant beating them to Norway, they are alies with the historical focus on, but Italian navy always beats Germany to Norway rush, German navi ai is retarded.

This was when i last played hoi4 2 years ago tho, maybe its different now
 
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Italy beats germany in your games? Something wicked is going on in your HOI4 jfl. Even France could take Italy in my games, if Germany for some reason isn't there to back them up. Italy is super weak like in rl.
Germany can never pass rivers and mountains in the North in my game it usually keep going like that
 
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Germany can never pass rivers and mountains in the North in my game it usually keep going like that
Unternehmen Tannenbaum and go from Switzerland. Go from Balkans or go from France. Italy is piece of cake for Germany, no problems at all. I took Italy even as Austria-Hungary like in 1938
 
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Unternehmen Tannenbaum and go from Switzerland. Go from Balkans or go from France. Italy is piece of cake for Germany, no problems at all. I took Italy even as Austria-Hungary like in 1938
Yeah i meant ai vs ai
 
Unternehmen Tannenbaum and go from Switzerland. Go from Balkans or go from France. Italy is piece of cake for Germany, no problems at all. I took Italy even as Austria-Hungary like in 1938
I'm mostly eagerly waiting for Victoria 3 tbh :feelsgood:
 
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I meant beating them to Norway, they are alies with the historical focus on, but Italian navy always beats Germany to Norway rush, German navi ai is retarded.

This was when i last played hoi4 2 years ago tho, maybe its different now
Definitely different now. Never seen Italy go for any Nordic country.
 
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Tried ck2 for few hours and it sucked hard compared to eu4 or hoi4. When I play sims, I can forge relationships and shit, but when I play paradox games, I want to wage war.
 
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Definitely different now. Never seen Italy go for any Nordic country.
I never won a hoi4 game tho, would always lose miserably when playing Germany againts the Soviets and even Yugoslavia would give me a hard time :forcedsmile:

Have no clue how my army should be organized and stuff like that jfl
 
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