Eu4 is so addicting

Tried ck2 for few hours and it sucked hard compared to eu4 or hoi4. When I play sims, I can forge relationships and shit, but when I play paradox games, I want to wage war.
Ck 3 is great tho
 
Victoria 2 is way too boring, pseudo intellectual game
It was fun for me, forming Germany, italy, surviving with the Ottomans, Austria etc was very fun for me tbh
 
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Ideal life is being a Chad king bullying incel peasents tbh tbh
If I was medieval king, I'd give them shit ton of rights and make them attack the nobility. Imagine the army you could gather around those times if you just gave the peasants some rights, back then countries would go to wars with 5k soldiers or something, imagine just showing up with 100k peasants jfl. And the enemies would join your ranks too, seeing how good you're to them.
 
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It was fun for me, forming Germany, italy, surviving with the Ottomans, Austria etc was very fun for me tbh
It looks too detailed and forced to make it look smart and shit you know
 
If I was medieval king, I'd give them shit ton of rights and make them attack the nobility. Imagine the army you could gather around those times if you just gave the peasants some rights, back then countries would go to wars with 5k soldiers or something, imagine just showing up with 100k peasants jfl. And the enemies would join your ranks too, seeing how good you're to them.
So the Ottomans? :feelshaha:
 
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If I was medieval king, I'd give them shit ton of rights and make them attack the nobility. Imagine the army you could gather around those times if you just gave the peasants some rights, back then countries would go to wars with 5k soldiers or something, imagine just showing up with 100k peasants jfl. And the enemies would join your ranks too, seeing how good you're to them.
I would be a brutal ruler tbh Vlad Dracula maxxing
 
It looks too detailed and forced to make it look smart and shit you know
But it is smart, i still have no clue how the economy worked jfl, just hoped for the best :feelshaha:
 
I never won a hoi4 game tho, would always lose miserably when playing Germany againts the Soviets and even Yugoslavia would give me a hard time :forcedsmile:

Have no clue how my army should be organized and stuff like that jfl
Just like in real life. Think about it logically, could a army that is outdated in even napoleonic standards efficiently wage war in 1939? No, so of course you'll suck if you make just infantry. Go for versatility, build tanks, airplanes and artillery. Your infantry can suck ass if you have some badass artillery to back it up, they'll just tear your enemies. Have some air support, so they'll shred your enemy from the air.
Soviets have a lot of tanks so build anti-tanks etc.
 
But it is smart, i still have no clue how the economy worked jfl, just hoped for the best :feelshaha:
Someone can easily learn it if he wants point is it is boring as shit, they just made it this way to make it look complicated
 
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Just like in real life. Think about it logically, could a army that is outdated in even napoleonic standards efficiently wage war in 1939? No, so of course you'll suck if you make just infantry. Go for versatility, build tanks, airplanes and artillery. Your infantry can suck ass if you have some badass artillery to back it up, they'll just tear your enemies. Have some air support, so they'll shred your enemy from the air.
Soviets have a lot of tanks so build anti-tanks etc.
Jfl at modern warfare tbh just about superior technology and airforce
 
So the Ottomans? :feelshaha:
No wonder they were so powerful. Imagine how fanatic the peasants are if you completely revolutionalize their livelihoods. No more feasts, hang the profiteers and give all rights to peasants. Reason why Germans were willing to fight until the bitter end under Hitler's orders was because they felt like they owed him one. Germany had mass unemployment when he stepped in to power, but he created massive infrastructure projects to employ people, and soon people gained back the self-respect they had had under Kaisers era. He had made people's lives worth living again, he had listened to the workers and the powerless. The economy had started booming, during WW2 Germany had the biggest economy in the world right after USA.
That's how you rule, people's loyalty is everything. Nothing else matters.
 
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No wonder they were so powerful. Imagine how fanatic the peasants are if you completely revolutionalize their livelihoods. No more feasts, hang the profiteers and give all rights to peasants. Reason why Germans were willing to fight until the bitter end under Hitler's orders was because they felt like they owed him one. Germany had mass unemployment when he stepped in to power, but he created massive infrastructure projects to employ people, and soon people gained back the self-respect they had had under Kaisers era. He had made people's lives worth living again, he had listened to the workers and the powerless. The economy had started booming, during WW2 Germany had the biggest economy in the world right after USA.
That's how you rule, people's loyalty is everything. Nothing else matters.
Fascist economic system is gigamogger tbh this is why China will be number one in future also many fascists were ex-Socialists so it is normal for them to be blackpilled about capitalism/globalism. Jfl at todays retarded democratic socialists tbh they only make rich richer and harm the people by promoting ideas like immigration, feminism, LGBTQ community etc.
 
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Tried ck2 for few hours and it sucked hard compared to eu4 or hoi4. When I play sims, I can forge relationships and shit, but when I play paradox games, I want to wage war.
I only enjoy ck2 for conversion mods andmy computer can’t run ck3
Even vic 2 I have to run on lowest settings on 4:3 1080x960
 
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If I was medieval king, I'd give them shit ton of rights and make them attack the nobility. Imagine the army you could gather around those times if you just gave the peasants some rights, back then countries would go to wars with 5k soldiers or something, imagine just showing up with 100k peasants jfl. And the enemies would join your ranks too, seeing how good you're to them.
The problem is that after a few months the peasants would leave you because they have to go home and till the fields
 
Jfl at modern warfare tbh just about superior technology and airforce
I recently watched Generation War, which was AMAZING. I can't praise it enough, but what shocked me is how much similarities we still have in todays armies, or at least in Finland to what germans back then had. Made me laugh when they were chanting ''sweat saves blood'' in the series, when in Finnish army the officers were yelling that in Finnish just the same.
Also they ate food from literally same containers we use in Finland still today, they had similar bedsheets etc. So much shit was just copied straight from Germany.
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I recently watched Generation War, which was AMAZING. I can't praise it enough, but what shocked me is how much similarities we still have in todays armies, or at least in Finland to what germans back then had. Made me laugh when they were chanting ''sweat saves blood'' in the series, when in Finnish army the officers were yelling that in Finnish just the same.
Also they ate food from literally same containers we use in Finland still today, they had similar bedsheets etc. So much shit was just copied straight from Germany.
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All of the high T armies would be erased by smartly launched bombs sadly, we even can have women soldiers too since their only duty is pressing some buttons and killing Talibans :feelsgood:
 
Can I make it so Britain wins the revolutionary war on this?
 
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Can I make it so Britain wins the revolutionary war on this?
You can start at this period but game normally starts in 1444
 
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You start in the hundreds year war with England in 1444 and if you win it you gain France as a junior partner in a union, cool alt history, but soon after 1444 the war of roses will start and you will have a big civil war so you need to finish the war with France fast, and its a very hard war
 
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All of the high T armies would be erased by smartly launched bombs sadly, we even can have women soldiers too since their only duty is pressing some buttons and killing Talibans :feelsgood:
We had few volunteer women too, god damn they were fuckable. Needless to say tho that every dude was simping for them. But yeah, that's how USA tends to fight nowadays, but there'll always be room for regular soldiers too. After all USA got beat by Viet Cong after dropping like 7 million bombs in their jungles.
 
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You start in the hundreds year war with England in 1444 and if you win it you gain France as a junior partner in a union, cool alt history, but soon after 1444 the war of roses will start and you will have a big civil war so you need to finish the war with France fast, and its a very hard war
Game of Thrones is based on this civil war @BigBiceps
 
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Can I make it so Britain wins the revolutionary war on this?
Yeah, you can even make it so that Finland wins the revolutionary war.
 
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We had few volunteer women too, god damn they were fuckable. Needless to say tho that every dude was simping for them. But yeah, that's how USA tends to fight nowadays, but there'll always be room for regular soldiers too. After all USA got beat by Viet Cong after dropping like 7 million bombs in their jungles.
You need to transition into a professional army tbh or dismantle whole army just like Iceland did, it is useless at this point to train whole population
 
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Yeah, you can even make it so that Finland wins the revolutionary war.
Nothing makes me crush my pc then when i play on ironman mode and the revolution begins in some shit jungle island somewhere in Africa. The new revolution mechanics are retarded af. Revolutions should always spam in Europe
 
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You need to transition into a professional army tbh or dismantle whole army just like Iceland did, it is useless at this point to train whole population
Say that to israel
 
Say that to israel
They live in a literal warzone so it is good to train average citizen about combat but European nations dont need this anymore, Europe only involves in proxy wars for the rich anyway so a professional army would be better
 
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You need to transition into a professional army tbh or dismantle whole army just like Iceland did, it is useless at this point to train whole population
A bigger country could, but Finland would have its areas stolen by Russian liberators if we had small pro army. It's long since realized that if there was a modern war, Finland would get quickly taken over, but every man has been taught to fire an assault rifle at the very least, so a massive guerrilla army could be gathered to commit war crimes.
 
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Nothing makes me crush my pc then when i play on ironman mode and the revolution begins in some shit jungle island somewhere in Africa. The new revolution mechanics are retarded af. Revolutions should always spam in Europe
@Blackeycel got hired at paradox bc of the swedish diversity mandate
 
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Your thoughts on this stuff ?
I was joking there's no such thing here. There were universities that tried to reserve places for people with foreign background but they got beat in court
 
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I was joking there's no such thing here. There were universities that tried to reserve places for people with foreign background but they got beat in court
I could have ldared on swede neet bucks now :feelswhy:
 
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i wish i wasnt low iq, i have eu4 downloaded but everytime i start it i feel overwhelmed and dont know what im doing :feelsbadman:
 
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