EVEN MTNS GET GIRLS

[bratwurstenjoyer]

I haven’t really had a talking stage in about a year, I’ve pretty much been a volcel for all of my teen years, but recently I started trying to hit girls up again, and it’s genuinely so easy to get girls as long as you’re like sorta decent looking.

I’ve genuinely said the most retarded shit to people, and it literally doesn’t matter how stupid or vulgar I sound, they just eat all of it up.

I DMd this one girl with “can I eat it” while my buddy and I were hanging out and we just wanted to say some stupid shit, the next day she replies, “ I’m gonna have to pass.” And then after I ask if it’s redeemable she says “doubtfyl, what’s ur snap”.


This is all kinda stupid now that I’m reading it all over, but I’m just happy I don’t have to put on some cool guy act around girls or really try hard at all, and I can still get some IOIS

Life is literally sunshine and rainbows after realizing I can still get good looking girls while being a MTN

 

[hate]

water

 

[RandomSwan]

son

 

[adamzx]

why are we acting surprised, mtn is above average so its gonna be a little easier

 

[laworg]

I haven’t really had a talking stage in about a year, I’ve pretty much been a volcel for all of my teen years, but recently I started trying to hit girls up again, and it’s genuinely so easy to get girls as long as you’re like sorta decent looking.

I’ve genuinely said the most retarded shit to people, and it literally doesn’t matter how stupid or vulgar I sound, they just eat all of it up.

I DMd this one girl with “can I eat it” while my buddy and I were hanging out and we just wanted to say some stupid shit, the next day she replies, “ I’m gonna have to pass.” And then after I ask if it’s redeemable she says “doubtfyl, what’s ur snap”.


This is all kinda stupid now that I’m reading it all over, but I’m just happy I don’t have to put on some cool guy act around girls or really try hard at all, and I can still get some IOIS

Life is literally sunshine and rainbows after realizing I can still get good looking girls while being a MTN

No wayyyyy above average people also get girls, i thought only the top 5% got every female on earth jeez

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

No wayyyyy above average people also get girls, i thought only the top 5% got every female on earth jeez

Sorry been out of the game for a minute forgot what it was like to speak to a real life woman 🫩🫩

 

[Theaveragegrey#2]

I haven’t really had a talking stage in about a year, I’ve pretty much been a volcel for all of my teen years, but recently I started trying to hit girls up again, and it’s genuinely so easy to get girls as long as you’re like sorta decent looking.

I’ve genuinely said the most retarded shit to people, and it literally doesn’t matter how stupid or vulgar I sound, they just eat all of it up.

I DMd this one girl with “can I eat it” while my buddy and I were hanging out and we just wanted to say some stupid shit, the next day she replies, “ I’m gonna have to pass.” And then after I ask if it’s redeemable she says “doubtfyl, what’s ur snap”.


This is all kinda stupid now that I’m reading it all over, but I’m just happy I don’t have to put on some cool guy act around girls or really try hard at all, and I can still get some IOIS

Life is literally sunshine and rainbows after realizing I can still get good looking girls while being a MTN

Above average looking man gets above average results when he tries.. WOW! I need to post this on the forums immediately to share.

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

Above average looking man gets above average results when he tries.. WOW! I need to post this on the forums immediately to share.

The internet has fried my brain sorry

 

[proxxyy11]

Lets see wyll

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

I haven’t really had a talking stage in about a year, I’ve pretty much been a volcel for all of my teen years, but recently I started trying to hit girls up again, and it’s genuinely so easy to get girls as long as you’re like sorta decent looking.

I’ve genuinely said the most retarded shit to people, and it literally doesn’t matter how stupid or vulgar I sound, they just eat all of it up.

I DMd this one girl with “can I eat it” while my buddy and I were hanging out and we just wanted to say some stupid shit, the next day she replies, “ I’m gonna have to pass.” And then after I ask if it’s redeemable she says “doubtfyl, what’s ur snap”.


This is all kinda stupid now that I’m reading it all over, but I’m just happy I don’t have to put on some cool guy act around girls or really try hard at all, and I can still get some IOIS

Life is literally sunshine and rainbows after realizing I can still get good looking girls while being a MTN

After reading this post another time, I think the internet has rotted my brain

 

[teenagelovestory]

Lets see wyll

hello hi sup yo wsg wag1

 

[proxxyy11]

hello hi sup yo wsg wag1

hi

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

Lets see wyll

I have a different post where I show different profiles, I think it’s one where I’m asking for advice

 

[proxxyy11]

I have a different post where I show different profiles, I think it’s one where I’m asking for advice

Saw yea ur decent looking how tall?

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

Saw yea ur decent looking how tall?

6’2.5

 

[proxxyy11]

6’2.5

Lmao.

 

[teenagelovestory]

6’2.5

that should most likely be the reason

mark as solution.

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

Lmao.

What r we laughing at, I think the whole LM space has rotted my brain over the past 3 years lmao, do I put the phone down

 

[proxxyy11]

What r we laughing at, I think the whole LM space has rotted my brain over the past 3 years lmao, do I put the phone down

yes bro ur 6’2. u got lucky and have pussy everywhere u go. Get off the internet

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

Lmao.

What r we laughing at, I think the whole LM space has rotted my brain over the past 3 years lmao,

that should most likely be the reason

mark as solution.

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can u mark as solution? Thx

 

[teenagelovestory]

What r we laughing at, I think the whole LM space has rotted my brain over the past 3 years lmao,

can u mark as solution? Thx

mark mal aus solution und ich lad dich auf einer bratwurst ein wa

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

yes bro ur 6’2. u got lucky and have pussy everywhere u go. Get off the internet

how do I mark this as solution

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

mark mal aus solution und ich lad dich auf einer bratwurst ein wa

Kanst du mein schwanz abgemelken bitte???

 

[teenagelovestory]

Kanst du mein schwanz abgemelken bitte???

@Gargantuan @NumbThePain gay post

 

[bratwurstenjoyer]

@Gargantuan @NumbThePain gay post

are gays allowed on lm forums

 

[proxxyy11]

how do I mark this as solution

u cant ur not on the looksmaxxing questions section

 

[proxxyy11]

are gays allowed on lm forums

nah its bannable