Every single writer/director is a pretentious hipster

[Hardrada]

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare - pretentious hipster title with that faggot Henry Fagil in it. I haven't even looked at who it's done by but it's probably a cunt

Ozark - we get it Jason Bateman you're a middle aged white man who listens to hip hop do you want a medal for it? And this retard thinks randomness is the same as creativity/unpredictability. It's something you should only use not even once and he used it three times. He used it on the death of the first antagonist. He just died out of nowhere in an uninteresting way. He used it on the blonde woman getting shot randomly before RTJ plays and then used it on the car crash. It's like an eleven year old boys shower thoughts for a TV series was turned into reality. And then there's the character of truemans wife's brother and her son. Fucking shit characters. Both their scenes in the classroom was such fucking typical low T white shower thought ideas. You have to be an extremely feminine simpleton of a man to be able to watch Ozark and enjoy it. Oh yeah and that guy gets his fucking penis shot off with a shotgun and then the only thing that happens after that is he is on crutches for the next few days. That's it. He literally doesn't have a penis anymore. And what about his testicles? Why didn't his voice become higher pitched? Why is he angry that he will never be able to have sex, children and high testosterone ever again? He didn't react to it in any way whatsoever it's like it never happened. Fucking retarded show Jason Bateman needs to kill himself.

Saltburn is fucking terrible and I haven't even watched a second of it. I swear every modern movie is just an excuse for a writer/director to show off their Spotify playlist. Theres a film playing in the background of the music when it should be the other way round.

Tarintinos scene where they're talking about quarter pounders. Not interesting. Not funny. They could actually use that screen time for some funny and creative dialogue but they don't. It's only memorable because of how retarded it is.

The doctor Watson characters in every film. Jesse Pinkman. Hughie in The Boys. Who the fuck wants them around apart from simpletons? Who needs to be told what to think? Simpletons. That's who.

The way relationships come about is so unrealistic and cringey and it's always the men who are the cuck of the relationships. Baby Driver. Ugh. The way everyone shouts at eachother for no reason and overreacts to literally everything.

And I haven't even talked about the propaganda of today's films. All of the racemixing and feminism. It's so in your face that if these movies werent unwatchable they'd still be unwatchable. Hey Jews there's a film in your propaganda

TV is for weak simpletons

 

[Hardrada]

@Lefty Rankin @BigJimsWornOutTires

Too scared to tag Mr nobody cuz I tagged him too many times already in other posts

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The writers and directors producing streaming app content target the survey results. They purchase those results from survey companies. Those companies get that meat from targeting students and young parasites through social media, school apps, and video-sharing apps. Then we have directors who see themselves as pundits of younger generations, like Bateman for example.

I agree. Ozark was retarded esp the ending. I felt Jason was telling me to go fuck myself, his family of asshole characters will not face justice. Well, fuck him too, cuz I will not watch any content that dribbles from his retarded mind. Also, he failed, as he failed at everything else in his career, to explain why his roastie daughter came back to life after drowning in that lake. What an asshole! He misled viewers to think the lake was special like a fountain of youth. I thought, oh, cool. Perhaps, an old Indian man manifests in the story after Jason's character is killed during a gangrape. As the family grieves, he says, "Nothing stays dead in the lake of dead fish. I take his naked, battered body to magical lake. He will live again ... except with a blown-out asshole from all that raping, lake can't fix that. Perhaps, take him to a vagina-reconstruction specialist."

I haven't given Saltburn the time of day.

Those writers/directors know shock porn sells. Thus, controversial material. But very few can pull it off.

 

[BrahminBoss]

good thread