Blackpill Everyone always asks me my BTC predictions. Well here you go.

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Proof: bullish on BTC on 10th April 2020. Undisputable thread. https://looksmax.org/threads/bitcoin-will-go-up-so-much.125379
https://www.statmuse.com/money/ask/bitcoin-price-april-10th-2020 ~$6k... $3k in March 2020 and you can find multiple posts from me being bullish on BTC at the local bottom.

So here's my 2026 prediction. Month by month. % move per month.

  • Jan: grind up — $88k → $94k
  • Feb: range / fade — $94k → $91k
  • Mar: expansion leg — $91k → $108k
  • Apr: corrective flush — $108k → $95k
  • May: steady recovery — $95k → $106k
  • Jun: trend continuation — $106k → $120k
  • Jul: compression — $120k → $118k
  • Aug: shakeout — $118k → $104k
  • Sep: pre-breakout build — $104k → $124k
  • Oct: breakout ignition — $124k → $160k
  • Nov: parabolic phase — $160k → $215k
  • Dec: blow-off + distribution — $215k → $250k peak → $205k close
 
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Can't turn back time to when I had more liquid, but if I manage to sell a property I have in Q1 then btc will definitely be on the radar. Thanks for the thread
 
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is it really worth it to buy btc if your budget is lower than 10 000$​
 
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Let's hope this ages good
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This will be one of the most legendary .org threads of all time.


Even more legendary than this.

Proof of price: Solana (SOL) USD price on 30 June 2023 was approximately $18.90 (CoinMarketCap snapshot)
jfl i have no crypto knowledge but thankfully my trust fund is partially in solana:lul:like 30k SOL back in early 2023

those who are 16
 
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jfl i have no crypto knowledge but thankfully my trust fund is partially in solana:lul:like 30k SOL back in early 2023

those who are 16
Trust fund in Solana. How does that work?

Like your parents bought $SOL in some type of return stacking scheme? :lul:
 
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Trust fund in Solana. How does that work?

Like your parents bought $SOL in some type of return stacking scheme? :lul:
hes basically just holding wallets for me and my brother with investment in different coins and holding them until we're 18

i think theres an amount in BTC in there as well but idk shit about crypto tbh all i know is that by 2027 the SOL and Eth and whatnot bought in 2023 are probably gonna be worth a significant amount more
 
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Is it not quite rash to assume that BTC will practically triple in value, all within a year?
I'm not judging by any technical standpoint (I have nothing to stand on), It's pure assumption.
 
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hes basically just holding wallets for me and my brother with investment in different coins and holding them until we're 18

i think theres an amount in BTC in there as well but idk shit about crypto tbh all i know is that by 2027 the SOL and Eth and whatnot bought in 2023 are probably gonna be worth a significant amount more
Based Dad buying crypto instead of investing in tradfi Funds.
 
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Is it not quite rash to assume that BTC will practically triple in value, all within a year?
I'm not judging by any technical standpoint (I have nothing to stand on), It's pure assumption.
It's rash. But it's just my prediction. Nobody knows where the price will go.
 
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It's rash. But it's just my prediction. Nobody knows where the price will go.
I expect an increase, seeing as the world becomes more and more digitised by the day. But a threefold increase just seems rather outlandish.
 
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Based Dad buying crypto instead of investing in tradfi Funds.
yeah hes tryna get me to learn crypto from now - post college

he also said to frequently check cryptopanic or some shit is that the meta news app?
 
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I expect an increase, seeing as the world becomes more and more digitised by the day. But a threefold increase just seems rather outlandish.
Yeah and interest rates are dropping and there seems to be super weird fiscal expansion from the US in the past week which is really weird. Something to watch out for is "Canton", which is a crypto token supposedly embraced by the DTCC and championed by the likes of BNP and BNY to aid cash settlements via the blockchain. It already has a $5bn marketcap and not on Binance yet.
 
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yeah hes tryna get me to learn crypto from now - post college

he also said to frequently check cryptopanic or some shit is that the meta news app?
Bruh you must be trolling. Your DAD is trying to get you to "learn crypto"?:ROFLMAO:
 
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Bruh you must be trolling. Your DAD is trying to get you to "learn crypto"?:ROFLMAO:
he said watch some vids on it basically ''so you can stop being a bum and make money individually''
 
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should i completely trust u and dump 95% of my monthly salary into the coin? (dw i dont pay rent)
 
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What broker do you buy on
 
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Can't get any more detailed than this. Now nobody ask me again
Balling Cool Dog GIF by ChesterAbstract
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Proof: bullish on BTC on 10th April 2020. Undisputable thread. https://looksmax.org/threads/bitcoin-will-go-up-so-much.125379
https://www.statmuse.com/money/ask/bitcoin-price-april-10th-2020 ~$6k... $3k in March 2020 and you can find multiple posts from me being bullish on BTC at the local bottom.

So here's my 2026 prediction. Month by month. % move per month.

  • Jan: grind up — $88k → $94k
  • Feb: range / fade — $94k → $91k
  • Mar: expansion leg — $91k → $108k
  • Apr: corrective flush — $108k → $95k
  • May: steady recovery — $95k → $106k
  • Jun: trend continuation — $106k → $120k
  • Jul: compression — $120k → $118k
  • Aug: shakeout — $118k → $104k
  • Sep: pre-breakout build — $104k → $124k
  • Oct: breakout ignition — $124k → $160k
  • Nov: parabolic phase — $160k → $215k
  • Dec: blow-off + distribution — $215k → $250k peak → $205k close
Js post 200 crypto threads and reference one that ends up being correct theory.
 
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Can't get any more detailed than this. Now nobody ask me again
Balling Cool Dog GIF by ChesterAbstract
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Proof: bullish on BTC on 10th April 2020. Undisputable thread. https://looksmax.org/threads/bitcoin-will-go-up-so-much.125379
https://www.statmuse.com/money/ask/bitcoin-price-april-10th-2020 ~$6k... $3k in March 2020 and you can find multiple posts from me being bullish on BTC at the local bottom.

So here's my 2026 prediction. Month by month. % move per month.

  • Jan: grind up — $88k → $94k
  • Feb: range / fade — $94k → $91k
  • Mar: expansion leg — $91k → $108k
  • Apr: corrective flush — $108k → $95k
  • May: steady recovery — $95k → $106k
  • Jun: trend continuation — $106k → $120k
  • Jul: compression — $120k → $118k
  • Aug: shakeout — $118k → $104k
  • Sep: pre-breakout build — $104k → $124k
  • Oct: breakout ignition — $124k → $160k
  • Nov: parabolic phase — $160k → $215k
  • Dec: blow-off + distribution — $215k → $250k peak → $205k close
This didn’t aged well lmao
 
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No offence but if you dont how to invest in crypto w/out KYC then you shouldn’t
I didn’t realize it said under 17 lol. I’ve never been into crypto or gotten into any of this. I didn’t even know I was able to buy it at 17, I thought I had to be 18.

Either way, not sure if you just expect someone to go into something knowing everything.
 
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Can't get any more detailed than this. Now nobody ask me again
Balling Cool Dog GIF by ChesterAbstract
What Is Love Car GIF by Mike O'Hearn'Hearn
naked scarlett johansson GIF

Proof: bullish on BTC on 10th April 2020. Undisputable thread. https://looksmax.org/threads/bitcoin-will-go-up-so-much.125379
https://www.statmuse.com/money/ask/bitcoin-price-april-10th-2020 ~$6k... $3k in March 2020 and you can find multiple posts from me being bullish on BTC at the local bottom.

So here's my 2026 prediction. Month by month. % move per month.

  • Jan: grind up — $88k → $94k
  • Feb: range / fade — $94k → $91k
  • Mar: expansion leg — $91k → $108k
  • Apr: corrective flush — $108k → $95k
  • May: steady recovery — $95k → $106k
  • Jun: trend continuation — $106k → $120k
  • Jul: compression — $120k → $118k
  • Aug: shakeout — $118k → $104k
  • Sep: pre-breakout build — $104k → $124k
  • Oct: breakout ignition — $124k → $160k
  • Nov: parabolic phase — $160k → $215k
  • Dec: blow-off + distribution — $215k → $250k peak → $205k close
if only i could make a wallet
 
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I didn’t realize it said under 17 lol. I’ve never been into crypto or gotten into any of this. I didn’t even know I was able to buy it at 17, I thought I had to be 18.

Either way, not sure if you just expect someone to go into something knowing everything.
You can buy crypto at any age. Don’t buy in large amounts unless you know what you’re doing or making a purchase.
 

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