EVERYONE GTFIH

[mid234]

i want to get nose surgery to fix my crooked ass nose, if i go to a doctor theyll tell me its nothing, i tried and said i have difficulty breathing with it and they just waved it off as a non problem.
so i came up with the brilliant idea to fix it by staging a bike accident. only thing is ill have to do it in a month or 2 because of GCSEs but other than that

do u guys have any tips

 

[true.perso.chad]

i want to get nose surgery to fix my crooked ass nose, if i go to a doctor theyll tell me its nothing, i tried and said i have difficulty breathing with it and they just waved it off as a non problem.
so i came up with the brilliant idea to fix it by staging a bike accident. only thing is ill have to do it in a month or 2 because of GCSEs but other than that

do u guys have any tips

smash ur nose into a wall

 

[mid234]

smash ur nose into a wall

yh im doing it with a brick or smth not into a wall i wont be able to bring myself to it, aswell as scraping my arms and legs on purpose to make it seem legit

 

[true.perso.chad]

yh im doing it with a brick or smth not into a wall i wont be able to bring myself to it, aswell as scraping my arms and legs on purpose to make it seem legit

shouldve done that first honestly, now ur gonna go there again explaining u had a biking incident, shouldnt have said anythign in the first place

 

[mid234]

shouldve done that first honestly, now ur gonna go there again explaining u had a biking incident, shouldnt have said anythign in the first place

what i dont understand

 

[mid234]

shouldve done that first honestly, now ur gonna go there again explaining u had a biking incident, shouldnt have said anythign in the first place

ohh yh ik but the first was a priv doctor well not private but a GP, if i break my nose itll go to Emergency department

 

[true.perso.chad]

what i dont understand

u have been to the doctors, asked them twice about surgery, they are gonna second guess it, but im guessing theyll give you the surgery

 

[true.perso.chad]

ohh yh ik but the first was a priv doctor well not private but a GP, if i break my nose itll go to Emergency department

ok

 

[mid234]

ohh yh ik but the first was a priv doctor well not private but a GP, if i break my nose itll go to Emergency department

so my GP wont know + even if they did knwo theyll have to still do surgery im under 18 / 16 and i got medical insurance in UK NHS