jotunnr
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For starters, this is what i look like RIGHT now
Haven't worked out since ~August of last year, i eat fried chicken & pizza every single day, and i hardly eat healthy ever
The routine? Ever so simple.
1. 1 PACK OF RED MARLBORO EVERY 4 DAYS
2. 500G OF AIRFRIED POTATO WEDGES EVERYDAY
3. 5 CANS OF DIET COKE EVERYDAY
4. 20K STEPS EVERY SINGLE DAY (usually i js run laps in my room)
5. MORNING COFFEE + CIGARETTE STACK
Congratulations, you can maintain a proper physique ALL year long hardly even doing anything, genuinely eat ANYTHING u want at ANY time of day, just make sure its one big meal a day and you're set excluding the wedges of course
Forgot to mention my basal metabolic rate is like 1550, which is utter garbage and way less than the average, so you'd probably end up with better results than me
+ Im on 20mg of hctz everyday as well to counteract the sodium bombs
Good luck, and until next time
Haven't worked out since ~August of last year, i eat fried chicken & pizza every single day, and i hardly eat healthy ever
The routine? Ever so simple.
1. 1 PACK OF RED MARLBORO EVERY 4 DAYS
2. 500G OF AIRFRIED POTATO WEDGES EVERYDAY
3. 5 CANS OF DIET COKE EVERYDAY
4. 20K STEPS EVERY SINGLE DAY (usually i js run laps in my room)
5. MORNING COFFEE + CIGARETTE STACK
Congratulations, you can maintain a proper physique ALL year long hardly even doing anything, genuinely eat ANYTHING u want at ANY time of day, just make sure its one big meal a day and you're set excluding the wedges of course
Forgot to mention my basal metabolic rate is like 1550, which is utter garbage and way less than the average, so you'd probably end up with better results than me
+ Im on 20mg of hctz everyday as well to counteract the sodium bombs
Good luck, and until next time