exhale
ihatemybitch
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My ex used to act like she was deep in the family business, dealing drugs (bussing wops as she said) at the ripe age of 15 at the time for her retarded little brother who looks like a prepubescent black E.T the alien with an emo haircut standing at 4'7" and her chink grandma that lives in a mansion. Insanely brutal.
One day she came back talking about how she just bought groceries for the whole house, real standing on business energy... you would think. Ten minutes later her chink nana calls her phone yelling “ARRIYAH, DID DA UBER GROCARIES ARRIVU!?”
That was the cherry on the cake. Total silence. I’ve never felt secondhand embarrassment that strong in my life.
Mind you she had no reason to lie about this as she had a roof over her head thanks to her mother that she tries so hard to lie isn't in her life.
One day she came back talking about how she just bought groceries for the whole house, real standing on business energy... you would think. Ten minutes later her chink nana calls her phone yelling “ARRIYAH, DID DA UBER GROCARIES ARRIVU!?”
That was the cherry on the cake. Total silence. I’ve never felt secondhand embarrassment that strong in my life.
Mind you she had no reason to lie about this as she had a roof over her head thanks to her mother that she tries so hard to lie isn't in her life.