Excuses for bone smash bruising (Need Suggestions)

[Manipulate]

looking for any suggestion - my mum knows what bonesmashing is due to the jesters on the internet that make news articles on it and already noticed bruising on my zygos, made up an excuse last time that it was contour that smudged that I havent washed off, but as a long term excuse i helped make with gemini, I was thinking of just saying my zygos are stained due to contour left on and then self tanner put on causing a long term stain that I can keep up the lie of. I will also hide the bruises as much as possble with a color corrector or high coverage concealer I think.

 

[Looksmarxer67]

just kill yourself allready

 

[theprox]

looking for any suggestion - my mum knows what bonesmashing is due to the jesters on the internet that make news articles on it and already noticed bruising on my zygos, made up an excuse last time that it was contour that smudged that I havent washed off, but as a long term excuse i helped make with gemini, I was thinking of just saying my zygos are stained due to contour left on and then self tanner put on causing a long term stain that I can keep up the lie of. I will also hide the bruises as much as possble with a color corrector or high coverage concealer I think.

tbh, i just used to say i was playing fight with my younger brother and he accidentally hit me too hard or sum.

 

[Looksmarxer67]

This question has been asked 2000 times and if you are not sub 90-iq you could think of reason. also boneshmashing is cope you retard. why would you even do it?

 

[Manipulate]

This question has been asked 2000 times and if you are not sub 90-iq you could think of reason. also boneshmashing is cope you retard. why would you even do it?

could find a single thread on here that helped solve my problem

 

[theprox]

also boneshmashing is cope you retard. why would you even do it?

The swelling bhai, atleast for me. Could use an extra 4mm frauded chin projection or so

also lol ur kinda right, its not that hard to make up an excuse for it idfk what this guys on about, could always use bb cream

 

[Manipulate]

This question has been asked 2000 times and if you are not sub 90-iq you could think of reason. also boneshmashing is cope you retard. why would you even do it?

it aint cope for me when it makes my zygos more prominent

 

[Manipulate]

The swelling bhai, atleast for me. Could use an extra 4mm frauded chin projection or so

also lol ur kinda right, its not that hard to make up an excuse for it idfk what this guys on about, could always use bb cream

bb cream doesnt fully cover n my parents arnt just usual retarded npcs u guys refer too

 

[Looksmarxer67]

could find a single thread on here that helped solve my problem

Bro you are actually dumb. use the search bar or use your brain. it doesnt work so dont do it. but if you are retarded and wanna do it then just use concealer or anything else to cover up the bruises. or just say you got into a fight or whatever. use your brain.

 

[Looksmarxer67]

it aint cope for me when it makes my zygos more prominent

its swelling you fucking drone

 

[theprox]

bb cream doesnt fully cover n my parents arnt just usual retarded npcs u guys refer too

bb cream definitely covers fuck u on bout??

@Saint come look at this nigga

 

[Manipulate]

bb cream definitely covers fuck u on bout??

@Saint come look at this nigga

concealer and tinted spf din't work nga but yk what ill find a high coverage bb cream if u think its a good idea

 

[Looksmarxer67]

The swelling bhai, atleast for me. Could use an extra 4mm frauded chin projection or so

also lol ur kinda right, its not that hard to make up an excuse for it idfk what this guys on about, could always use bb cream

I wouldnt say the reward is good enough for the effort. could just do diy filler. its not that expensive and it holds way longer then the swelling and dont have to bs everyday

 

[Manipulate]

bb cream definitely covers fuck u on bout??

@Saint come look at this nigga

as for the exuse i proposed whats ur opinion

 

[Manipulate]

I wouldnt say the reward is good enough for the effort. could just do diy filler. its not that expensive and it holds way longer then the swelling and dont have to bs everyday

dont really have the oppurtunity to do fillers rn i will soon though, im trying to bs enough to where fibrosis builds up under the skin and they stay permentantly projects, this is proven to work

 

[paki101]

My parents are pressing me. I might say i had a headache and i was using my massage gun around my head like a retard and accidentally used on my face too. Lmk if this is retarded or not. I have a dermatologist appointment soon and they might question it too