Eye candy for an older woman (FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN, NOT TALES, GTFIH!!!)

[Ravenfaust]

I'D LIKE TO PREFICE THIS THREAD BY MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THIS IS NOT TALES, LITTERALY HAPPENED LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO! IM STILL BEYOND SURPRISED. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE.

So, I'm at work, I work security at a shop and I often leave my office so I can stretch my legs. I am casually pacing around the cash registers before I decide to take a seat at an out of order cash register. I am looking around, bored out of my mind because this job fucking sucks, and then I notice out of the corner of my eye a middle aged woman (no she wasn't a milf, just your average middle aged woman, I'd say about maybe 50 years old) eyeing me and smiling. So me being the neurotypical CHAD that I am decide to, nonchalantly of course, walk up to her bench that she's sitting on and take a seat on the opposite end, the bench is rather long so there is some distance between us. Not even 10s after I take a seat she asks me how old I am, I tell her my age, she then, with the smile that never left her face PROCEEDS TO SCOOT CLOSER TO ME and ask me a bunch of boring questions like how long I work here, how much do I get paid, am I in college, stuff like that. I answer her truthfully and calmy, as we talk, what I assume to be her HUSBAND (hope I'm wrong) walks up and just stands there, waiting for her to finish talking to me, she barely even acknowledged him and just kept on talking to me, after about half a minute of her talking, she FINALLY notices her husband who's just been quietly standing there , says her goodbyes, wishes me luck and leaves with him. As I have stated before I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE THAT THIS ISN'T TALES, LITTERALY JUST HAPPENED. OVER IF YOU'RE MARRIED, POOR FUCKING GUY.

Tags: @filthycurrycel @7Azcendr7 @Autistical @Wrestle

 

[Ravenfaust]

@Euron @sasha108 @Navity

 

[Ravenfaust]

Kind of shaking at the moment truth be told lol, first time EVER in my life something like this has happened.

 

[filthycurrycel]

holy shit that's insane
you can def pull milfs

 

[filthycurrycel]

Kind of shaking at the moment truth be told lol, first time EVER in my life something like this has happened.

the start of something great
ygmi brah

 

[Ravenfaust]

holy shit that's insane
you can def pull milfs

Like I said, she wasn't a milf lol, but hey, maybe I can?

the start of something great
ygmi brah

 

[7Azcendr7]

I'D LIKE TO PREFICE THIS THREAD BY MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THIS IS NOT TALES, LITTERALY HAPPENED LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO! IM STILL BEYOND SURPRISED. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE.

So, I'm at work, I work security at a shop and I often leave my office so I can stretch my legs. I am casually pacing around the cash registers before I decide to take a seat at an out of order cash register. I am looking around, bored out of my mind because this job fucking sucks, and then I notice out of the corner of my eye a middle aged woman (no she wasn't a milf, just your average middle aged woman, I'd say about maybe 50 years old) eyeing me and smiling. So me being the neurotypical CHAD that I am decide to, nonchalantly of course, walk up to her bench that she's sitting on and take a seat on the opposite end, the bench is rather long so there is some distance between us. Not even 10s after I take a seat she asks me how old I am, I tell her my age, she then, with the smile that never left her face PROCEEDS TO SCOOT CLOSER TO ME and ask me a bunch of boring questions like how long I work here, how much do I get paid, am I in college, stuff like that. I answer her truthfully and calmy, as we talk, what I assume to be her HUSBAND (hope I'm wrong) walks up and just stands there, waiting for her to finish talking to me, she barely even acknowledged him and just kept on talking to me, after about half a minute of her talking, she FINALLY notices her husband who's just been quietly standing there , says her goodbyes, wishes me luck and leaves with him. As I have stated before I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE THAT THIS ISN'T TALES, LITTERALY JUST HAPPENED. OVER IF YOU'RE MARRIED, POOR FUCKING GUY.

Tags: @filthycurrycel @7Azcendr7 @Autistical @buccaIfatremoval @Wrestle

This is a sad series of events for the man who is presumably her husband. I feel sorry for that poor fellow.

 

[7Azcendr7]

holy shit that's insane
you can def pull milfs

Nice signature video.

 

[Ravenfaust]

This is a sad series of events for the man who is presumably her husband. I feel sorry for that poor fellow.

I know right? Poor fucking prick didn't do anything wrong, who knows, they might have been highschool sweethearts for all I know, goes to show, women are fucking disgusting. Also you know the guy will probably try to push the event out of his mind or rationalize it.

 

[diarrhetic]

I'D LIKE TO PREFICE THIS THREAD BY MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THIS IS NOT TALES, LITTERALY HAPPENED LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO! IM STILL BEYOND SURPRISED. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE.

So, I'm at work, I work security at a shop and I often leave my office so I can stretch my legs. I am casually pacing around the cash registers before I decide to take a seat at an out of order cash register. I am looking around, bored out of my mind because this job fucking sucks, and then I notice out of the corner of my eye a middle aged woman (no she wasn't a milf, just your average middle aged woman, I'd say about maybe 50 years old) eyeing me and smiling. So me being the neurotypical CHAD that I am decide to, nonchalantly of course, walk up to her bench that she's sitting on and take a seat on the opposite end, the bench is rather long so there is some distance between us. Not even 10s after I take a seat she asks me how old I am, I tell her my age, she then, with the smile that never left her face PROCEEDS TO SCOOT CLOSER TO ME and ask me a bunch of boring questions like how long I work here, how much do I get paid, am I in college, stuff like that. I answer her truthfully and calmy, as we talk, what I assume to be her HUSBAND (hope I'm wrong) walks up and just stands there, waiting for her to finish talking to me, she barely even acknowledged him and just kept on talking to me, after about half a minute of her talking, she FINALLY notices her husband who's just been quietly standing there , says her goodbyes, wishes me luck and leaves with him. As I have stated before I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE THAT THIS ISN'T TALES, LITTERALY JUST HAPPENED. OVER IF YOU'RE MARRIED, POOR FUCKING GUY.

Tags: @filthycurrycel @7Azcendr7 @Autistical @buccaIfatremoval @Wrestle

I think you meant to tag this @buccalfatremoval , you tagged the clone

 

[filthycurrycel]

Nice signature video.

Nice signature video.

thank you

 

[Ravenfaust]

I think you meant to tag this @buccalfatremoval , you tagged the clone

Yup.

 

[sasha108]

I'D LIKE TO PREFICE THIS THREAD BY MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THIS IS NOT TALES, LITTERALY HAPPENED LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO! IM STILL BEYOND SURPRISED. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE.

So, I'm at work, I work security at a shop and I often leave my office so I can stretch my legs. I am casually pacing around the cash registers before I decide to take a seat at an out of order cash register. I am looking around, bored out of my mind because this job fucking sucks, and then I notice out of the corner of my eye a middle aged woman (no she wasn't a milf, just your average middle aged woman, I'd say about maybe 50 years old) eyeing me and smiling. So me being the neurotypical CHAD that I am decide to, nonchalantly of course, walk up to her bench that she's sitting on and take a seat on the opposite end, the bench is rather long so there is some distance between us. Not even 10s after I take a seat she asks me how old I am, I tell her my age, she then, with the smile that never left her face PROCEEDS TO SCOOT CLOSER TO ME and ask me a bunch of boring questions like how long I work here, how much do I get paid, am I in college, stuff like that. I answer her truthfully and calmy, as we talk, what I assume to be her HUSBAND (hope I'm wrong) walks up and just stands there, waiting for her to finish talking to me, she barely even acknowledged him and just kept on talking to me, after about half a minute of her talking, she FINALLY notices her husband who's just been quietly standing there , says her goodbyes, wishes me luck and leaves with him. As I have stated before I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE THAT THIS ISN'T TALES, LITTERALY JUST HAPPENED. OVER IF YOU'RE MARRIED, POOR FUCKING GUY.

Tags: @filthycurrycel @7Azcendr7 @Autistical @Wrestle

Over for that old fucker