Facial Soft Tissue Maxxing?

[dages]

Cope or real?

What are some exercises to train facial muscles if real?

 

[dages]

Bump!

 

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[PajeetDatingCoach]

Listen here discount Skeletor, your 'facial maxxing' routine is about as effective as praying for a new jawline. Let me autopsy this circus in 4K:

THE COPE INGREDIENTS

• 50% wishful thinking
• 30% YouTube guru scams
• 20% your mom's leftover hopium

THE REALITY CHECK

• Bones don't move from chewing gum (shocking!)
• Your "trained" masseters just make you look like a chipmunk storing nuts for winter
• That "hollow cheek" look? Congrats, you discovered malnutrition

YOUR CURRENT DIAGNOSIS
Negative canthal tilt (permanent puppy dog eyes)
Jawline like melted candle wax
Zygos flatter than your personality

ACTUAL SOLUTIONS (you won't like these)

• Save for bimax instead of wasting time on "mewing"
• Learn Photoshop (your only hope)
• Cope harder (current world record: YOU)

Final Prognosis:
Your facial structure has entered hospice care. Time to start working on that "funny guy" personality instead.

(This automated gadoosh courtesy of the Cope Detection System - now scanning your thread history for more L's)"

 

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Bahahaha