FAKECEL TRAITS MEGALIST GTFIH

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

send some fakcel traits
I'll go first if your happy that bday are a thing

 

[ewri]

being over 6ft

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

being over 6ft

5'10 but yeah

 

[BeanCelll]

being over 6ft

Shit does nothing with a sub-human face

maybe 6'4 with a solid frame and I can somewhat understand

 

[nel9d]

send some fakcel traits
I'll go first if your happy that bday are a thing

What does having fun at bdays have to do with being a fakecell
Like im grey ash rn maybe i dont get smth but it generally doesnt make sense

 

[jgrey080]

Fakecel trait 67: Is unhygienic as fuck (not brushing/showering) and still pretending like they've tried everything

 

[ewri]

Oh yeah, being overweight

 

[BigBallsLarry]

being @esoterik

 

[crazyguy]

send some fakcel traits
I'll go first if your happy that bday are a thing

having girls' phone numbers on your phone, not counting family

 

[BeanCelll]

What does having fun at bdays have to do with being a fakecell
Like im grey ash rn maybe i dont get smth but it generally doesnt make sense

A lot of people in general don't like to celebrate their birthday because of discomfort with attention, this is even worse when you're a trucel and wish you were never even born but are reminded yearly that it happened regardless.

 

[esoterik]

being @esoterik

nah bud, i started from the bottom now im up

its called a workcel

 

[BigBallsLarry]

nah bud, i started from the bottom now im up

its called a workcel

you started from the top but thought you were at bottom

 

[nel9d]

A lot of people in general don't like to celebrate their birthday because of discomfort with attention, this is even worse when you're a trucel and wish you were never even born but are reminded yearly that it happened regardless.

It cant be that deep bru
Birthdays the first like 18 years of your life are a great thing
Like i understand not wanting to celebrate with friends, i hate company too, but wishing that you werent born on your birthday is insane

 

[esoterik]

you started from the top but thought you were at bottom

if anything, i started in the middle, i still have long ways to go

 

[BeanCelll]

wishing that you werent born on your birthday is insane

Yeah it kind of is insane, almost like clinical depression is a mental ilness.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

having girls' phone numbers on your phone, not counting family

i still have my exs phone number saved. does this count?

 

[Deleted member 162234]

Fakecel trait 67: Is unhygienic as fuck (not brushing/showering) and still pretending like they've tried everything

Fakecel trait mustard: is listening to tiktoks instead of spotify

 

[crazyguy]

i still have my exs phone number saved. does this count?

youre in a relationship iirc, youre by default a fakecel

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

having a gf

 

[Deleted member 81760]

not being khhv
above 5'11
face higher than high ltn
talking to foids more than once a month
being nt
not thinking about suicide every day
not taking STIMS

 

[3pslnoharmony]

Idk

 

[BigBallsLarry]

youre in a relationship iirc, youre by default a fakecel

let me larp..

 

[esoterik]

let me larp..

disgusting behavior, onpar with foid behavior

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

being complimented

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

What does having fun at bdays have to do with being a fakecell
Like im grey ash rn maybe i dont get smth but it generally doesnt make sense

Except my close family no one ever wish my an happy bday

 

[Mitläufer]

send some fakcel traits
I'll go first if your happy that bday are a thing

Having friends

 

[nel9d]

Except my close family no one ever wish my an happy bday

I mean its kinda normal i like to wish a happy birthday to someone but i can never remember the date so i end up not doing so
Its sometimes not bc they dont like you

 

[Deleted member 59162]

being over 6ft

im 185cm and nothing changed

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Am I a fakecel? I'm not khhv, girls have complimented my looks in the past and girls played with my hair.

 

[Deleted member 85787]

Good ratios + facial angularity

 

[Deleted member 74902]

friendhaver

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

Am I a fakecel? I'm not khhv, girls have complimented my looks in the past and girls played with my hair.

Yeah truecel fr

 

[Truebloatcel]

It cant be that deep bru
Birthdays the first like 18 years of your life are a great thing
Like i understand not wanting to celebrate with friends, i hate company too, but wishing that you werent born on your birthday is insane

Birthdays were a curse after the age of 10

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Yeah truecel fr

Truecel?