FAKECEL TRAITS MEGALIST GTFIH

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send some fakcel traits
I'll go first if your happy that bday are a thing:feelswhy:
 
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being over 6ft
 
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being over 6ft
Shit does nothing with a sub-human face

maybe 6'4 with a solid frame and I can somewhat understand
 
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Fakecel trait 67: Is unhygienic as fuck (not brushing/showering) and still pretending like they've tried everything
 
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Oh yeah, being overweight
 
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being @esoterik
 
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What does having fun at bdays have to do with being a fakecell
Like im grey ash rn maybe i dont get smth but it generally doesnt make sense
A lot of people in general don't like to celebrate their birthday because of discomfort with attention, this is even worse when you're a trucel and wish you were never even born but are reminded yearly that it happened regardless.
 
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nah bud, i started from the bottom now im up :forcedsmile:

its called a workcel
you started from the top but thought you were at bottom
 
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A lot of people in general don't like to celebrate their birthday because of discomfort with attention, this is even worse when you're a trucel and wish you were never even born but are reminded yearly that it happened regardless.
It cant be that deep bru
Birthdays the first like 18 years of your life are a great thing
Like i understand not wanting to celebrate with friends, i hate company too, but wishing that you werent born on your birthday is insane
 
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wishing that you werent born on your birthday is insane
Yeah it kind of is insane, almost like clinical depression is a mental ilness.
 
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Fakecel trait 67: Is unhygienic as fuck (not brushing/showering) and still pretending like they've tried everything
Fakecel trait mustard: is listening to tiktoks instead of spotify
 
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having a gf
 
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not being khhv
above 5'11
face higher than high ltn
talking to foids more than once a month
being nt
not thinking about suicide every day
not taking STIMS
 
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Idk
 
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being complimented
 
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What does having fun at bdays have to do with being a fakecell
Like im grey ash rn maybe i dont get smth but it generally doesnt make sense
Except my close family no one ever wish my an happy bday:feelswah:
 
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Am I a fakecel? I'm not khhv, girls have complimented my looks in the past and girls played with my hair.
 
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Good ratios + facial angularity
 
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friendhaver :Comfy:
 
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It cant be that deep bru
Birthdays the first like 18 years of your life are a great thing
Like i understand not wanting to celebrate with friends, i hate company too, but wishing that you werent born on your birthday is insane
Birthdays were a curse after the age of 10
 
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