Farewell, looksmax.org

[commander.is.ur.co]

Gentlemen,

It is with a heavy heart that I announce my retirement from looksmax.org.

After countless posts, arguments, schizo theories, groundbreaking discoveries, and more hours spent on this website than I would ever admit under oath, real life has finally caught up with me.
Against all expectations, and perhaps against the natural order of the universe.. I got a girl pregnant.

Unexpected? Yes. Planned? Absolutely not. But after a great deal of reflection, I’ve decided that my shitposting days must come to an end. My efforts now need to be focused on a greater purpose: raising my child into a good, strong, well-adjusted human being.

Fortunately, this child will not enter the world defenseless.

Everything I have learned here will be passed down. My child will be equipped from birth with the knowledge necessary to achieve generational, indiscriminate mogging. I've always wished I could restart life with everything I know now but in a way this might be the closest to that I can get.

To my fellow posters, schizos, lurkers, frauders, ascenders, doomers, and everyone I argued with for 14 consecutive pages over something that objectively did not matter: thank you.

You were not merely usernames on a screen.

You were usernames on a screen that I spent an extremely concerning amount of my life talking to.

I arrived here looking for knowledge.

I leave with something far greater:

A pregnant girlfriend and several thousand posts that could probably be used against me in a custody hearing.

This is goodbye.

Take care of yourselves. Keep ascending.

@Master @NumbThePain please check your pms, I will pay handsomely for the complete deletion of my post history and account, just name a price but don't be jewish about it I know damn well that shit can be done in 1 click.

— A retired top poster, a future father, and forever a .orgcel

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and for my last banger..

genuine fucking heart break, one of my fav users. Glad you made the choice to move on. Will we still be doing tik tok streaks and talking about bmws???
I want the day to come where ill be talking about my cool car to you too bro
Wish you and your family the best bro
Much love

 

[tansel]

genuine fucking heart break, one of my fav users

same man

same

we were gomna go to russia together

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

same man

same

we were gomna go to russia together

bro ngl bro ive only been active for the past few months cause of his tags, like i would like open the forum once a day to see what user28823 is up to

 

[jf8]

Gentlemen,

It is with a heavy heart that I announce my retirement from looksmax.org.

After countless posts, arguments, schizo theories, groundbreaking discoveries, and more hours spent on this website than I would ever admit under oath, real life has finally caught up with me.
Against all expectations, and perhaps against the natural order of the universe.. I got a girl pregnant.

Unexpected? Yes. Planned? Absolutely not. But after a great deal of reflection, I’ve decided that my shitposting days must come to an end. My efforts now need to be focused on a greater purpose: raising my child into a good, strong, well-adjusted human being.

Fortunately, this child will not enter the world defenseless.

Everything I have learned here will be passed down. My child will be equipped from birth with the knowledge necessary to achieve generational, indiscriminate mogging. I've always wished I could restart life with everything I know now but in a way this might be the closest to that I can get.

To my fellow posters, schizos, lurkers, frauders, ascenders, doomers, and everyone I argued with for 14 consecutive pages over something that objectively did not matter: thank you.

You were not merely usernames on a screen.

You were usernames on a screen that I spent an extremely concerning amount of my life talking to.

I arrived here looking for knowledge.

I leave with something far greater:

A pregnant girlfriend and several thousand posts that could probably be used against me in a custody hearing.

This is goodbye.

Take care of yourselves. Keep ascending.

@Master @NumbThePain please check your pms, I will pay handsomely for the complete deletion of my post history and account, just name a price but don't be jewish about it I know damn well that shit can be done in 1 click.

— A retired top poster, a future father, and forever a .orgcel

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and for my last banger..

goodbye bro

 

[tansel]

bro ngl bro ive only been active for the past few months cause of his tags, like i would like open the forum once a day to see what user28823 is up to

yeah man

do u wanna go to russia with me to meet vasiliy stepanov

i don’t wanna go alone

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

yeah man

do u wanna go to russia with me to meet vasiliy stepanov

i don’t wanna go alone

thank you for inviting me! Do you wanna be friends, create an alience now that user is gone in memory of him. I wanna go to russia so bad

 

[tansel]

thank you for inviting me! Do you wanna be friends, create an alience now that user is gone in memory of him.

haha yes dude why not

I wanna go to russia so bad

same dude

i have to meet true adam

i just have to

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

haha yes dude why not


same dude

i have to meet true adam

i just have to

bro when i lived in spain i was boutta move to russia at one point with my family but we went to the US instead

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Keep raising chads children bro. Never began

 

[tansel]

bro when i lived in spain i was boutta move to russia at one point with my family but we went to the US instead

well i mean living wise the us is much better than russia lol

but they have true adam man

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

well i mean living wise the us is much better than russia lol

but they have true adam man

true but wouldve been much closer to the fam in romania lol

 

[prestrictionn]

Wyd if it's a foid