Fighting 3 Edgars at once; A @Carrotmaxxer Original Story

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Being ginger nearly all my life, I have been involved in my fair share of interesting situations
It only makes sense, I stood out like a black guy on a golf course, of course I attracted attention

Recently I dyed my hair, and the way I have been treated is night and day

So to celebrate my newfound hair color , I have taken it upon myself to share sum stories with all of you

Without further ado, welcome to:
Fighting 3 Edgars at once; A @CarrotMaxxer Original Story
Edgar Cholo GIF by Micropharms


Our story begins on a nice summer day in 2022
I am casually walking down the street, heading to my nearest shawarma shop


When suddenly...
"YO GINGER COME HERE N!GGA"


When I tell you this guy had the DEEPEST FUCKING VOICE I'VE EVER HEARD
sweating key and peele GIF

I was shitting bricks at this point because I thought I was about to get murdered by a group of tall African-American gentlemen


Luckily, this is what I saw when I looked over:
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This
5'4 fool and his 2 other equally short goons staring daggers at me

With alot more confidence now, I strolled right up to them

Cat Walking GIF

and said "what?"

They started spewing sum shit about "Muh you was staring at our girl homie! Im gonna beat yo ass! I like tacos and enchiladas!! You dont know who u messing with" n shiet like that

I was really fucking confused cuz there was no girl in sight so I responded with:

"You wont do shit"
Crazy Eyes Wow GIF by Bernardson

Clearly I didnt do a good job of de-escelating the situation, cuz now him and his gang are now pushing me and one kid swings on me
Dragon Ball GIF by Toei Animation

Now I have to go ultra instincts


Surprisingly, Im quite good at fighting

Out of the 3, 1 is a good fighter and the other 2 fight like little white girls
I punch one kid in the face and he just stopped fighting entirely JFL
The other kid is swinging wildly so I just resorted to continuously pushing him away

The kid who can fight gets me square in the jaw
and to give him credit, he was getting me good

but I punch him in the stomach and hit him with a mean left hook
Shawn Porter Fighting GIF by Premier Boxing Champions


At this point theres no reason to continue so I run away

They start shouting shit like "WHY YOU RUNNING PUSSY" and stuff of that nature but idc

And I never ended up getting shawarma that day :(

The next day people at school asked me what happened to my jaw since it was bruised on one side
So being the NT person that I am, I told them I tripped and fell on the ground lol

So ya thats the entire story

I have many more to share if you guys are interested :)

This could be a little series of mine if i get enough
 
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jfl are these all gingers too
 
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Being ginger nearly all my life, I have been involved in my fair share of interesting situations
It only makes sense, I stood out like a black guy on a golf course, of course I attracted attention

Recently I dyed my hair, and the way I have been treated is night and day

So to celebrate my newfound hair color , I have taken it upon myself to share sum stories with all of you

Without further ado, welcome to:
Fighting 3 Edgars at once; A @CarrotMaxxer Original Story
Edgar Cholo GIF by Micropharms


Our story begins on a nice summer day in 2022
I am casually walking down the street, heading to my nearest shawarma shop


When suddenly...
"YO GINGER COME HERE N!GGA"


When I tell you this guy had the DEEPEST FUCKING VOICE I'VE EVER HEARD
sweating key and peele GIF

I was shitting bricks at this point because I thought I was about to get murdered by a group of tall African-American gentlemen


Luckily, this is what I saw when I looked over:
View attachment 2916951
This
5'4 fool and his 2 other equally short goons staring daggers at me

With alot more confidence now, I strolled right up to them

Cat Walking GIF

and said "what?"

They started spewing sum shit about "Muh you was staring at our girl homie! Im gonna beat yo ass! I like tacos and enchiladas!! You dont know who u messing with" n shiet like that

I was really fucking confused cuz there was no girl in sight so I responded with:

"You wont do shit"
Crazy Eyes Wow GIF by Bernardson

Clearly I didnt do a good job of de-escelating the situation, cuz now him and his gang are now pushing me and one kid swings on me
Dragon Ball GIF by Toei Animation

Now I have to go ultra instincts


Surprisingly, Im quite good at fighting

Out of the 3, 1 is a good fighter and the other 2 fight like little white girls
I punch one kid in the face and he just stopped fighting entirely JFL
The other kid is swinging wildly so I just resorted to continuously pushing him away

The kid who can fight gets me square in the jaw
and to give him credit, he was getting me good

but I punch him in the stomach and hit him with a mean left hook
Shawn Porter Fighting GIF by Premier Boxing Champions


At this point theres no reason to continue so I run away

They start shouting shit like "WHY YOU RUNNING PUSSY" and stuff of that nature but idc

And I never ended up getting shawarma that day :(

The next day people at school asked me what happened to my jaw since it was bruised on one side
So being the NT person that I am, I told them I tripped and fell on the ground lol

So ya thats the entire story

I have many more to share if you guys are interested :)

This could be a little series of mine if i get enough
Tales but I’ll rep for effort
 
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McGregor is ginger too
 
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very true
us being enslaved for decades gave us insane fighting skills
same with black ppl ig
Gingers were enslaved I thought they were just considered to be possessed by evil spirits medieval times
 
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