CarrotMaxxer
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Being ginger nearly all my life, I have been involved in my fair share of interesting situations
It only makes sense, I stood out like a black guy on a golf course, of course I attracted attention
Recently I dyed my hair, and the way I have been treated is night and day
So to celebrate my newfound hair color , I have taken it upon myself to share sum stories with all of you
Without further ado, welcome to:
Fighting 3 Edgars at once; A @CarrotMaxxer Original Story
Our story begins on a nice summer day in 2022
I am casually walking down the street, heading to my nearest shawarma shop
When suddenly...
"YO GINGER COME HERE N!GGA"
When I tell you this guy had the DEEPEST FUCKING VOICE I'VE EVER HEARD
I was shitting bricks at this point because I thought I was about to get murdered by a group of tall African-American gentlemen
Luckily, this is what I saw when I looked over:
This 5'4 fool and his 2 other equally short goons staring daggers at me
With alot more confidence now, I strolled right up to them
and said "what?"
They started spewing sum shit about "Muh you was staring at our girl homie! Im gonna beat yo ass! I like tacos and enchiladas!! You dont know who u messing with" n shiet like that
I was really fucking confused cuz there was no girl in sight so I responded with:
"You wont do shit"
Clearly I didnt do a good job of de-escelating the situation, cuz now him and his gang are now pushing me and one kid swings on me
Now I have to go ultra instincts
Surprisingly, Im quite good at fighting
Out of the 3, 1 is a good fighter and the other 2 fight like little white girls
I punch one kid in the face and he just stopped fighting entirely JFL
The other kid is swinging wildly so I just resorted to continuously pushing him away
The kid who can fight gets me square in the jaw
and to give him credit, he was getting me good
but I punch him in the stomach and hit him with a mean left hook
At this point theres no reason to continue so I run away
They start shouting shit like "WHY YOU RUNNING PUSSY" and stuff of that nature but idc
And I never ended up getting shawarma that day
The next day people at school asked me what happened to my jaw since it was bruised on one side
So being the NT person that I am, I told them I tripped and fell on the ground lol
So ya thats the entire story
I have many more to share if you guys are interested
This could be a little series of mine if i get enough
It only makes sense, I stood out like a black guy on a golf course, of course I attracted attention
Recently I dyed my hair, and the way I have been treated is night and day
So to celebrate my newfound hair color , I have taken it upon myself to share sum stories with all of you
Without further ado, welcome to:
Fighting 3 Edgars at once; A @CarrotMaxxer Original Story
Our story begins on a nice summer day in 2022
I am casually walking down the street, heading to my nearest shawarma shop
When suddenly...
"YO GINGER COME HERE N!GGA"
When I tell you this guy had the DEEPEST FUCKING VOICE I'VE EVER HEARD
I was shitting bricks at this point because I thought I was about to get murdered by a group of tall African-American gentlemen
Luckily, this is what I saw when I looked over:
This 5'4 fool and his 2 other equally short goons staring daggers at me
With alot more confidence now, I strolled right up to them
and said "what?"
They started spewing sum shit about "Muh you was staring at our girl homie! Im gonna beat yo ass! I like tacos and enchiladas!! You dont know who u messing with" n shiet like that
I was really fucking confused cuz there was no girl in sight so I responded with:
"You wont do shit"
Clearly I didnt do a good job of de-escelating the situation, cuz now him and his gang are now pushing me and one kid swings on me
Now I have to go ultra instincts
Surprisingly, Im quite good at fighting
Out of the 3, 1 is a good fighter and the other 2 fight like little white girls
I punch one kid in the face and he just stopped fighting entirely JFL
The other kid is swinging wildly so I just resorted to continuously pushing him away
The kid who can fight gets me square in the jaw
and to give him credit, he was getting me good
but I punch him in the stomach and hit him with a mean left hook
At this point theres no reason to continue so I run away
They start shouting shit like "WHY YOU RUNNING PUSSY" and stuff of that nature but idc
And I never ended up getting shawarma that day
The next day people at school asked me what happened to my jaw since it was bruised on one side
So being the NT person that I am, I told them I tripped and fell on the ground lol
So ya thats the entire story
I have many more to share if you guys are interested
This could be a little series of mine if i get enough
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