Finally ascended with a blonde HTB milf

mulattocel

mulattocel

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Yesterday I pulled off the feat of fucking a tall, slim, busty blonde haired blue eyed 46 yr old cougar I met on Tinder. First time I got anything like that in 4 years.

She looks very similar to the pornstar Julia Ann :aheago: :aheago: :aheago:
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5 minutes upon arrival I was fucking her on her couch. Pussy was super creamy with a mature bush. 36 DDD milkers. Passionate elite-tier throat game. Busted a huge load on her face. I could tell she was fiending to get blacked for quite some time. Even let me record some of the action.

A fine addition to my roster of white, BBC-hungry cougars. I feel like Lil D
 
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as a kid i actually wanted to get molested i was a sick fuck in 3rd grade
always had a milf fetish
 
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Tales
 
meanwhile im got ghosted by all my matches
 
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Congrats.
 
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Yuno_howitez said:
as a kid i actually wanted to get molested i was a sick fuck in 3rd grade
always had a milf fetish
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Based. I wish I was Chadrone back in school bc a lot of my teachers could’ve got it
 
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daily 100% legit ascension post
 
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Blonde milfs go crazy for even just a whiff of black dick. I believe you 💝
 
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mulattocel said:
Don’t make me post screencaps
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bhai you don't have to, you're 5'8 I think so that's very close to the golden 5'9 height, so I'm pretty sure it happened
 
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How old are you?
 
Bushman said:
I thought you were younger based on posting style.

Over for my age estimation genes
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My appearance let’s me easily larp early to mid 20s still
 
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Numbers game boyo. I took many Ls just to secure this one kill
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20 matches, only 2 went out with me and just wanted an emtoional tampon. also fuck you and your numbers game logic, you can easily apporach 100 girls and get rejected by all of them. why dont you admit its all about looks+luck?
 
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Crestfallen95 said:
why dont you admit its all about looks
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We all know looks is law jfl. But there’s someone for everyone no matter how long the search takes. The amount of rejections I endured would put most brocels off
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Crestfallen95 said:
u cannot possibly have it worse than me
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I was on THREE dating apps for a month straight. Premium subscriptions on all. And only got ONE body through the entire ordeal. Perspective
 
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mulattocel said:
I was on THREE dating apps for a month straight. Premium subscriptions on all. And only got ONE body through the entire ordeal. Perspective
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im on tinder for 2 months now because all other aps are dead in my country. i got ghosted by eveything. perspective
 
Crestfallen95 said:
im on tinder for 2 months now because all other aps are dead in my country. i got ghosted by eveything. perspective
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What country are you in? Might have to geomaxx
 
Crestfallen95 said:
again, grass is greener on the other side. "just move out bro"
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The fact you’re even getting matches in the first place says it’s deeper than looks for you
 
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mulattocel said:
The fact you’re even getting matches in the first place says it’s deeper than looks for you
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anyone can get matches lol. everyone who says otherwise is lying
 
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Staring The Walking Dead GIF
 
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Welcome to things that never happened
 
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Welcome to things that never happened
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Welcome to Copenhagen and Seethenhagan. This is why I record videos. The Exodia to these type of replies
 
My dream is to fuck a gym milf with juicy ass. Congrats bro I’m happy for u🔥🔥🔥
 
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Yuno_howitez said:
as a kid i actually wanted to get molested i was a sick fuck in 3rd grade
always had a milf fetish
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You and me both brother. I can barely contain myself in the gym when I see a juicy milf
 
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tombradylover said:
My dream is to fuck a gym milf with juicy ass. Congrats bro I’m happy for u🔥🔥🔥
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Show up extra early in the morning consistently and take advantage of every IOI you get. They’re yours for the taking bro
 
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Show up extra early in the morning consistently and take advantage of every IOI you get. They’re yours for the taking bro
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Thank u bro. I felt like I got a nice IOI today from a fatass gym milf however pulling the trigger is nerve wrecking since I’ve never hit on one before. I’ll keep this advice in mind and update if anything ever happens. Congrats again on the sex👍
 
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Thank u bro. I felt like I got a nice IOI today from a fatass gym milf however pulling the trigger is nerve wrecking since I’ve never hit on one before. I’ll keep this advice in mind and update if anything ever happens. Congrats again on the sex👍
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You just gotta be low-inhib and strike up convo about casual shit. Had this thick Italian milf with glasses look at me that took me months to finally say hi to. Do not blow opportunities by displaying disinterest. Smile. Say good morning. The rest clicks into place gradually
 
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mulattocel said:
You just gotta be low-inhib and strike up convo about casual shit. Had this thick Italian milf with glasses look at me that took me months to finally say hi to. Do not blow opportunities by displaying disinterest. Smile. Say good morning. The rest clicks into place gradually
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Good advice thank u 🙏
 
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What age did you set on ur dating apps? Id like to milfmaxx but Im afraid milfs dont have age brackets set that low
 
p0lishsubhuman said:
What age did you set on ur dating apps? Id like to milfmaxx but Im afraid milfs dont have age brackets set that low
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Gotta finesse the system and larp your own age as 45+. State real age in bio obvs
 
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mulattocel said:
Yesterday I pulled off the feat of fucking a tall, slim, busty blonde haired blue eyed 46 yr old cougar I met on Tinder. First time I got anything like that in 4 years.

She looks very similar to the pornstar Julia Ann :aheago: :aheago: :aheago:
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5 minutes upon arrival I was fucking her on her couch. Pussy was super creamy with a mature bush. 36 DDD milkers. Passionate elite-tier throat game. Busted a huge load on her face. I could tell she was fiending to get blacked for quite some time. Even let me record some of the action.

A fine addition to my roster of white, BBC-hungry cougars. I feel like Lil D
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What age r u bro? Did u show up drunk or sober ?
 
Height?
 
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