mulattocel
5’8” sub7, negative canthal tilt, 133 IQ autist
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For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!
First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:
Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.
Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)
Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.
Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.
And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs
First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:
Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.
Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)
Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.
Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.
And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs
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