Tinder hacks for pulling MILFs

[mulattocel]

For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)

Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.

And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs

 

[Reformed]

Wtf did I just read

 

[mulattocel]

Wtf did I just read

Clearly this post doesn’t apply to your interests why are you here

 

[Reformed]

Clearly this post doesn’t apply to your interests why are you here

I like milfs but ur post isn’t helpful at all

 

[mulattocel]

I like milfs but ur post isn’t helpful at all

Skill issue tbh

 

[Reformed]

Skill issue tbh

Greycel I’m ur superior

 

[szolliontaraelis]

if you gonna fuck a milf, at least fuck your gf's mother dude, not some random roasties off of tinder

 

[forevermirin]

Greycel I’m ur superior

behave ur some tiktok newfag who just posts a lot

 

[Artemis]

For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)

Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.

And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs

I award you the NOBEL PRIZE in the field of LOOKOLOGY

Now take her!

Not the medal, if you know what i mean

 

[mulattocel]

I award you the NOBEL PRIZE in the field of LOOKOLOGY

Now take her!

Not the medal, if you know what i mean

Would. GILFs are fair game too

 

[mulattocel]

if you gonna fuck a milf, at least fuck your gf's mother dude, not some random roasties off of tinder

Not trying to get caught in that web haha the whole objective of this game is drama free. The more random the better

 

[Deleted member 20399]

For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)

Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.

And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs

great thread, BOTB

 

[Deleted member 16822]

For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)

Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.

And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs

Do you think I can get some milfs with this profile? Or don’t even bother

 

[ThousandCuts]

Should I put in my profile that I can bring lube to the party?

 

[Deleted member 20399]

FUCK i cant change my age on tinder

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Do you think I can get some milfs with this profile? Or don’t even bother

brag post

 

[ThousandCuts]

Wait what if some of them are actual witches that suck your youth outta you?

 

[ThousandCuts]

What's the minimal dick size requirement for post child-birth women though?

 

[mulattocel]

Do you think I can get some milfs with this profile? Or don’t even bother

Nice jaw but needs more fizeek

 

[mulattocel]

Should I put in my profile that I can bring lube to the party?

Lube won’t be needed if your pics made them wet already

 

[mulattocel]

FUCK i cant change my age on tinder

Time to start fresh and dive into a whole new realm my friend

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Do you think I can get some milfs with this profile? Or don’t even bother

You look like you went too hard with the photoshop

And this is the other problem when autists browse this forum too much. They think morhping their cheekbones to look angular will suddenly swarm them with pussy

 

[mulattocel]

What's the minimal dick size requirement for post child-birth women though?

6 inches is enough

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

mirin bro chase your dreams

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Great guide, I'll definitely give this a try.

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s.

But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Logically, why would cougars aged 35-50ish, who are specifically looking for young cock, even include 45-year-olds in their preferred age range?

Wouldn't you want to set your age to the youngest age most Milfs include in their preferred age range? I bet by setting it to 45, you're already excluded from a lot of early 40s and late 30-year-old women, who'd rather be with a man her age or slightly younger, because most men in their 40s are disgusting slobs.

Whenever I was on the hunt for Milfs, I just set my age to 25 and then set my preferred age to 35+. I did notice that there aren't too many women who consciously swipe to include guys 10-20 years their junior, but at least with those few who do, you know what they are looking for.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)
Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Mind showing what your profile looks like, since it's faceless anyway?

 

[mulattocel]

Great guide, I'll definitely give this a try.

Logically, why would cougars aged 35-50ish, who are specifically looking for young cock, even include 45-year-olds in their preferred age range? Wouldn't you want to set your age to the youngest age most Milfs include in their preferred age range? I bet by setting it to 45, you're already excluded from a lot of early 40s and late 30 year old women.

Whenever I was on the hunt for Milfs, I just set my age to 25 and then set my preferred age to 35+. I did notice that there aren't too many women who consciously swipe to include guys 10-20 years their junior, but at least with those few who do, you know what they are looking for.

Mind showing what your profile looks like, since it's faceless anyway?

That’s a good method too, I’ve landed a 46 yr old when I was 26 completely unintentionally. The inverse to that still holds true for a select few cougars, you can flip flop both ways.

My profile

Made this yesterday and have 4 matches and 3 likes so far. It’s a slow burn for sure, but it delivers.

 

[Deleted member 16203]

That’s a good method too, I’ve landed a 46 yr old when I was 26 completely unintentionally. The inverse to that still holds true for a select few cougars, you can flip flop both ways.

My profile
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Made this yesterday and have 4 matches and 3 likes so far. It’s a slow burn for sure, but it delivers.

Great profile, I bet the honest bio and overt statement of your preferences already set the mood straight for the women who swipe on you.

I'll try setting my age to 38, and report back to you.

Also, JFL at the autist that sperged out because I said you were HTN, this incel tagged me 3 times in that thread and then created a thread of his own to talk even more shit.

 

[Deleted member 19325]

ffs bro id rather nuke my family then be a roastie magnet , why go to such a low degree?

 

[mulattocel]

Great profile, I bet the honest bio and overt statement of your preferences already set the mood straight for the women who swipe on you.

I'll try setting my age to 38, and report back to you.

Also, JFL at the autist that sperged out because I said you were HTN, this incel tagged me 3 times in that thread and then created a thread of his own to talk even more shit.
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Definitely try this out and post results here

@druiglooksmaxer is just a self-hating coper that can’t comprehend how another black can get texts like this

And he can’t

 

[mulattocel]

ffs bro id rather nuke my family then be a roastie magnet , why go to such a low degree?

Because it’s fun

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Definitely try this out and post results here

@druiglooksmaxer is just a self-hating coper that can’t comprehend how another black can get texts like this And he can’t
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Milfs are just the best. This bitchless retard is crying because his mom is getting fucked by browns and blacks.

Sadly, the 47-year-old asian milf I'm seeing right now is a bit too thin for my taste. At least the sex is great, and she is no drama.

 

[mulattocel]

Milfs are just the best. This bitchless retard is crying because his mom is getting fucked by browns and blacks.

Sadly, the 47-year-old asian milf I'm seeing right now is a bit too thin for my taste. At least the sex is great, and she is no drama.

Oh you bagged that in the WILD

Mirin the pull, brother. If you can do that irl, you’ll kill it online

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Oh you bagged that in the WILD

Oh no, I matched her on Tinder, but she's referring to the first time I fucked her, which was in the forest. I even have a video of it.

 

[mulattocel]

Oh no, I matched her on Tinder, but she's referring to the first time I fucked her, which was in the forest. I even have a video of it.

Postttttt

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Postttttt

pic she sent me before we met up:

In the forest:

 

[mulattocel]

pic she sent me before we met up:
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In the forest:

Lfgggg dawg not bad for an Asian

And you a dickmogger

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Lfgggg dawg not bad for an Asian And you a dickmogger

Me and you sharing our milf experiences on here:

 

[zemult]

pic she sent me before we met up:
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In the forest:

Nigga just casually posting him fucking JFL mirin the low inhib

 

[mulattocel]

Me and you sharing our milf experiences on here:

Cheers to flexing on copers that can’t slay anything young or old

 

[mulattocel]

Nigga just casually posting him fucking JFL mirin the low inhib

Wait til you see my shit

 

[zemult]

ffs bro id rather nuke my family then be a roastie magnet , why go to such a low degree?

If you're 23+ it's useless. Any thrill from the age gap is lost which is the only appeal I see tbh. 20 year old women are always going to be more attractive

 

[Deleted member 16203]

If you're 23+ it's useless. Any thrill from the age gap is lost which is the only appeal I see tbh. 20 year old women are always going to be more attractive

true, I have both 20 and 40-year-olds in my rotation, but the milfs are so much less drama and the sex is often just as good.

 

[mulattocel]

If you're 23+ it's useless. Any thrill from the age gap is lost which is the only appeal I see tbh. 20 year old women are always going to be more attractive

Welp I’m 32 now so I’m right at the cusp of these milfs becoming my peers and the mommy novelty vanishing jfl

Few more years I can run daddy game on jbs effortlessly tho

 

[zemult]

Welp I’m 32 now so I’m right at the cusp of these milfs becoming my peers and the mommy novelty vanishing jfl

Few more years I can run daddy game on jbs effortlessly tho

I'm 22 so I have some of the novelty left but I'm an incel and there's barely any time left jfl, by the time I have my face fixed it'll be too late

 

[mulattocel]

I'm 22 so I have some of the novelty left but I'm an incel and there's barely any time left jfl, by the time I have my face fixed it'll be too late

You’re a kid dude

 

[zemult]

You’re a kid dude

Yeah but I'm ugly currently. I have most of the money saved for the surgeries I want to get though

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Not trying to get caught in that web haha the whole objective of this game is drama free. The more random the better

I just experienced a nuclear right now.

Turns out the asian milf I've been seeing is still married and just told me how she coordinates with her lawyer to divorce rape her ex.

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Not trying to get caught in that web haha the whole objective of this game is drama free. The more random the better

I just experienced a nuclear black pill.

Turns out the Asian milf I've been seeing is still in the middle of her divorce and told me how she plans to divorce rape her husband. This shit is brutal, I'd legit rope if I was in his shoes.

 

[mulattocel]

I just experienced a nuclear right now.

Turns out the asian milf I've been seeing is still married and just told me how she coordinates with her lawyer to divorce rape her ex.

Ahhhh married but separated pussy hits diffff

I only experienced that twice tho

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Ahhhh married but separated pussy hits diffff

I only experienced that twice tho

She never worked a day in her life, has a fucking loaded father in China who's about to die and leave her a couple $m in inheritance, and she still plans to divorce rape the father of her two daughters, who she didn't sleep with for the last 10 years. CRAZY