Finance pill, stop trying to ascend monetarily here and just learn how to make 100k plus out of college (1st year in college of younger only)

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Finance majors mog almost every single major and it’s not even close. It’s the perfect min-max major that guarantees success for everybody except the smartest 1% who go on to do post-graduate classes, masters, doctorates… all to work for $15 dollars an hour doing another man’s research. Doctors got it pretty good, Big Law too, but Finance is the easiest way to ascend. Think of all the aspiring engineers and doctors who couldn’t pass their first weed out class and have to pivot to business thinking they’ll get a good job. CS majors are fucked with AI and H-1B it’s never been more over jfl. Math majors are actually good for finance, if you are good enough to be a quant you can make insane money it’s the best pay, and if you flunk you can still do economics which is a good major too.

If you’re a sophomore or older in college it’s probably too late for you. If you’re in highschool immediately start looking for “target schools” and “semi-target schools” in your region to see if any small or large colleges have recruiting from top banks. Apply to all of them and go to the highest ranked one for finance. This increases your chances of landing a top job by so much people realize this shit in their junior year and try to transfer to a better school late as fuck. Once there keep your GPA at least 3.5 and 3.8 if you’re not retarded since those are the cutoffs for good internships. Try to land exploratory internships for finance and banking and prepare for the 2 year recruiting cycle for the top banks. You’ll be fucking rolling in money, internships literally pay 40+ an hour, very common 😉

Finally nobody on looksmax knows about money just like nobody on r/looksmaxxingadvice knows shit about looksmaxxing, and I don’t wanna explain anything else.
You need to use r/FinancialCareers and WSO to learn the fundamentals now before it’s too late. WSO is full of motivated narcissists with daddy connections who only think about prestige, it’s very informative too. That’s all my advice, if you follow this and end up making a shit ton of money, send me a video of your stretched asshole in your penthouse. Posting late-night so only the right rotters ascend and use their money to geomaxx.
 
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Lmao is that knajjd
 
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Can you do this if you are truecel?
 
Dnr. Most Fincels are nepo Jooish babies or fucktards who watched Wolf of Wall Street and think they're gonna live rockstar lives when in reality they're gonna be slaving away 60-80+ hrs a week diddling with Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoints n shit
 
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Did yr mom drop u as a baby?
 
AI is raping the finance scene, thousands of job positions are already being terminated in my country. Learn a more sophisticated skill than filling out spreadsheets and NPV ratios jfl
 
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Dnr. Most Fincels are nepo Jooish babies or fucktards who watched Wolf of Wall Street and think they're gonna live rockstar lives when in reality they're gonna be slaving away 60-80+ hrs a week diddling with Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoints n shit
Very legit
 
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Can you do this if you are truecel?
Yes, use your impotent rage to crush the people under you and exploit their work to push you ahead
Dnr. Most Fincels are nepo Jooish babies or fucktards who watched Wolf of Wall Street and think they're gonna live rockstar lives when in reality they're gonna be slaving away 60-80+ hrs a week diddling with Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoints n shit
Yeah most finance majors are actual fucking retards who don’t know anything about the industry or what to do after college, just like the retard CS majors who drop after 1st semester. In competitive roles you’ll be working 80+ hours a week, but you’ll be in nyc with high status and easy exit opportunities that are 300k+ and low stress. By 30 you can support yourself easier than almost any other major with the least amount of work. Also Ivy League nepos aren’t doing IB, they’re going straight to Private Equity and even higher paying roles. If you can’t compete with a retarded spoiled adult then that’s on you.
Did yr mom drop u as a baby?
You’ll die poor and hoeless 😂😂
AI is raping the finance scene, thousands of job positions are already being terminated in my country. Learn a more sophisticated skill than filling out spreadsheets and NPV ratios jfl
Impossible, AI will rape the dead corpse of CS before it touches finance. The numbers the analysts push are bullshit, the insight they claim to have is bullshit, all that matters is convincing your boss that you’re right and communicating the results of your models in a way that spurs action. It’s not a fucking math job.


JFL none of you retards know shit, but fling it around like you have any frame of reference.
 
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Finance majors mog almost every single major and it’s not even close. It’s the perfect min-max major that guarantees success for everybody except the smartest 1% who go on to do post-graduate classes, masters, doctorates… all to work for $15 dollars an hour doing another man’s research. Doctors got it pretty good, Big Law too, but Finance is the easiest way to ascend. Think of all the aspiring engineers and doctors who couldn’t pass their first weed out class and have to pivot to business thinking they’ll get a good job. CS majors are fucked with AI and H-1B it’s never been more over jfl. Math majors are actually good for finance, if you are good enough to be a quant you can make insane money it’s the best pay, and if you flunk you can still do economics which is a good major too.

If you’re a sophomore or older in college it’s probably too late for you. If you’re in highschool immediately start looking for “target schools” and “semi-target schools” in your region to see if any small or large colleges have recruiting from top banks. Apply to all of them and go to the highest ranked one for finance. This increases your chances of landing a top job by so much people realize this shit in their junior year and try to transfer to a better school late as fuck. Once there keep your GPA at least 3.5 and 3.8 if you’re not retarded since those are the cutoffs for good internships. Try to land exploratory internships for finance and banking and prepare for the 2 year recruiting cycle for the top banks. You’ll be fucking rolling in money, internships literally pay 40+ an hour, very common 😉

Finally nobody on looksmax knows about money just like nobody on r/looksmaxxingadvice knows shit about looksmaxxing, and I don’t wanna explain anything else.
You need to use r/FinancialCareers and WSO to learn the fundamentals now before it’s too late. WSO is full of motivated narcissists with daddy connections who only think about prestige, it’s very informative too. That’s all my advice, if you follow this and end up making a shit ton of money, send me a video of your stretched asshole in your penthouse. Posting late-night so only the right rotters ascend and use their money to geomaxx.
Engineering guarantees work.

I got an internship after sending 10 applications with blank or chatGPT cover letters.

Peers in CS send out 300 for 6 leetcode 5 stage interviews and end up with nothing.

My best advice is go into anything BUT CS. CS jobs are the new generic office accountant jobs. People started applying in droves to computer science programs at universities and colleges for those sweet 6 figure positions, but now the reality is setting in that unless you’re a top 1% coder at google/microsoft/amazon, you’ll be slaving for 50-70k. Making Contractor money. While engineering has a much higher barrier to entry, and is perceived as very difficult (it is lmao) it can also be very rewarding in-terms of pay.


Remember, there’s no easy road to big money, because anytime it exists, it becomes popular, and gets burned to ash. Look up California gold rush, bet only the first few got rich off that shit.
 
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Impossible, AI will rape the dead corpse of CS before it touches finance. The numbers the analysts push are bullshit, the insight they claim to have is bullshit, all that matters is convincing your boss that you’re right and communicating the results of your models in a way that spurs action. It’s not a fucking math job.
Sure bhai, we shall see. One domino can drop all.
JFL none of you retards know shit, but fling it around like you have any frame of reference.
My daddy is a partner at a large hedge fund. If only you knew the horrors he speaks…
 
Economics is the most cucked major on the market
 
Sure bhai, we shall see. One domino can drop all.

My daddy is a partner at a large hedge fund. If only you knew the horrors he speaks…
Current AI tech is running out of unpolluted datasets, it’s already hit the wall. Your dads a fag who probably sucked and fucked his way to the top
 
Current AI tech is running out of unpolluted datasets, it’s already hit the wall. Your dads a fag who probably sucked and fucked his way to the top
AI on consumer level (e.g. chatgpt/copilot) is very different from the AI that the capitalist overlord bulls have access to. Crazy assumption about my pops tho jfl, unlike you he isn’t some useless rotter
 
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Sounds like a lot of work and i have 2.8gpa as senior in hs. Gonna start dropshipping course instead
 
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